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Don’t poo poo the skank vote. It’s how Obama won.
The coveted Skank Vote
Lindsay Lohan came out in support of Mitt Romney yesterday.
While most would, at first glance, write this off as gossip, it’s the latest instance of an evolving trend that jeopardizes President Obama’s chance at winning the White House.
Lohan, by all accounts, is a typical low-information voter. And low information voters, like it or not, will decide this election.
The first person to pick out this trend was Dave Weigel at Slate after sportswriter Buzz Bissinger endorsed Romney after his positive debate performance. Bissinger, Weigel notes, was a low information voter. He ignored the election, watched the debate, took everyone’s word for it on the facts, and backed Romney.
As Weigel notes, it’s not like either side was falling over themselves to score the lusted-after and enviable Bissinger endorsement.
But Bissinger is emblematic of millions of Americans. These people don’t follow politics, don’t understand the issues with depth, and plan to vote based on what little information they’ve gleaned.
IOpian
October 13th, 2012
She had the potential to choose smokin hot but chose skank instead. What a waste. BTW, does she wash her hands?
scribble
October 13th, 2012
I don’t care who votes for Romney, as long as we get that asshole obama out of the WH.
Chuck U Farley
October 13th, 2012
So? Mr. Weigel couldn’t pick out this trend when Rosey, Babs, the ‘View’ crunts, Oprah, and the rest of the Hollywood Ho’s all went for Obysmal. Nooooo.
He found it when some know-nothings & skanks went for Romney.
How apropos.
…and Lohan is a Major skank (that I’d bang in a New York minute!)
Jorel Lives!
October 13th, 2012
I’ll vote for her any day. What she running for? Oh, wait. Oh. Sorry, my concentration seems to be going….
bob
October 13th, 2012
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norman einstein
October 13th, 2012
Rode hard and put away wet.
What a shame.
Carlos The Jackal
October 13th, 2012
It percolated through her skull that if she ever starts working in film again, her take-home pay will be significantly diminished with zero in charge.
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
October 13th, 2012
After midnight in my favorite watering hole, the skank vote suddenly becomes very important to me.
Chuck U Farley
October 13th, 2012
@Wyatt – How insensitive!
(BTW,’thumbs up’)
scr_north
October 13th, 2012
Ok, so she’s labeled a skank yet Mila Kunis who is a hard lefty with some pretty vicious things to say about conservatives is a starlet? I’m not sure what point I’m trying to make except if I were to be given a choice between being forced to see a Lohan or a Kunis movie I’d pick the Lohan flick. Anyway, she’s got a nicer rack.
old_oaks
October 13th, 2012
I have no idea who we’re talking about.
You want to talk women, I’m talking sammiches and which one make the best, in the kitchen.
MAJ Mike
October 13th, 2012
Greyscape’d do her.
Really all she needs is some cleaning up. I’d help.
Tony R
October 13th, 2012
Didn’t Robert Downey Jr. turn Republican after he rehab’d for the last time? Maybe there’s hope for progressives after all if they just get clean and sober!
Bubba
October 13th, 2012
I’d tap that
cato
October 13th, 2012
Good lookin’ woman.
It appears she has a good mind too.
She’s going in the right direction.
David
October 13th, 2012
I think Reynolds coined a phrase………preference cascade. When people begin to realize that others believe the same way as you do, the preference cascade occurs. I think the skanks are like the last ones to realize this preference cascade.
Chalupa
October 14th, 2012
Even if she knocks the tent poles over, she’s welcome in the tent.
Stranded in Sonoma
October 14th, 2012
I’m just not into today’s eye makeup on women. It makes them look like death warmed over. In Ms. Lohan’s case, it could be that she’s just drunk or stoned.
However, she does have a very nice figure, but I’m a little more discerning than Greyscape. I want a certification from the Department of Health declaring her clean.
Fast&Furious Tomatoes
October 14th, 2012
I can’t tell if those are needle marks on her arms or maybe she has fleas.
Still, a vote is a vote, but a Hollywood wood vote for the Right side is a rare thing to be cherished.
Did anyone tell her the first time she votes conservative she has to vote topless? And post it here?
Fast&Furious Tomatoes
October 14th, 2012
-wood
one too many
Boobie the Rocket Dog
October 14th, 2012
@ Stranded – And/or a condom by Goodyear.
Actually I think she’s just going with her juices. Romney is male-model quality. Barak– maybe a Colt 45 commercial… after the product has been consumed.
Carlos The Jackal
October 14th, 2012
Her hands tell me she’s been on a pub crawl…
CrustyB
October 14th, 2012
Lindsay Lohan is a low-information voter but Susan Sarandon is an encyclopedia of world facts.
Joe
October 14th, 2012
I wonder if her feet are purple from all the grapes she’s been stomping.
LadyGun12
October 14th, 2012
*slaps Chalupa*
LadyGun12
October 14th, 2012
Anybody see the episode of Dr. Phil, where he interviewed Lindsay’s mom? That was the most bizarre interview ever. I’m pretty sure she was either drunk or high. With a mother like that, it’s no wonder Lindsay has been a problem child. But, I’ll take her Romney vote anyway!
Anonymous
October 14th, 2012
Kids repeat their parents actions, it’s the way that we’re wired. But as humans we have the intellect and free will to hopefuly recognize and correct bad behavoirs before they destroy us.
God only knows what she saw when she was growing up. Based on her parent’s patterns of what appears to be substance abuse (dad) and odd behavior (mom) it was probably fairly nuts.
The popular culture that she’s imbedded in will tell her to keep doing more bad things. That if it feels good it is good, “natural”, that she has to “find herself” (via vice of course), that her ability to select from various methods of destruction is “freedom”. Anything but God. Anything but successful methods that people have used to get thm selves out of situations like this for hundreds or thousands of years, because we know better now.
Pray that she and millions like her can change their lives before it’s too late.
Alpha Maser
October 14th, 2012
Beautiful woman, too bad she’s wasted her life so badly.
Carlos The Jackal
October 14th, 2012
I’ve always had a soft spot for Lindsay. Poor kid has been exposed to hollywierd most of her life – that would f#@k anyone up.
WhiteFalcon1
October 14th, 2012
LOL…they ALWAYS look better at closing time!!! I’d hit the shit outta that!!!
WhiteFalcon1
October 14th, 2012
@Fast&FuriousTomato: Dude, I don’t know where you’ve been, but tracks don’t look anything like that and would have NO reason to be so low on the arm unless the trackee is digging for an artery…its a tat but I can’t read it from the angle!