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Did she call her doctor on her ObamaPhone, I wonder?

Mrs. Doktor — Does she REALLY think that’s attractive??

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Why do the biggest asses want, the biggest asses? Are their brains lonely?

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Why????

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That’s the new moushelle ass chik. I read some where that there is a tribe in Africa whose women have huge asses for storing water, like camels.(?)

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I understand that people like this have zero intelligence, but don’t they think about what will happen 30-40 years into the future? Even for just 5 seconds before they undergo this “treatment?” When this dope is 80 years old, she’s going to look like a medicine ball surrounded by a burlap sack.

And what about her posture? She doesn’t have overly large breasts so what is going to offset her bubble butt? Ankle injections to act like race car traction bars to keep her feet on the floor?

And I’ll bet that when this bubble head gets older and finds that this was a really bad decision, the taxpayers will have to foot the bill to set things right. I think she should have to pay for all medical problems in her life from now on and for any extraction surgery later.

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I can only imagine what Sex is like with this bat-shit crazy chic. I would think doing her missionary style is like trying to fuck a teeter totter seesaw… you’ll either screw up your back and need a chiropractor, or worse.. break it, and wind up in traction on a rotisserie, having to be turned every 30 minutes for proper blood flow. ~Fail!~

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Oranges? Looks like grapefruits to me.

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Ricky, it’s probably like being in a boat on the ocean, rocking away. I wouldn’t put nothing I had in there, though. It might have grown teeth.

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Damn! Detroit and New Orleans must be florida’s best customers.

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In California she would be required to beep when she backs up. Of course it would need to be a Cal Osha approved beeper, and wired up by union electricians.

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The question everyone is afraid to ask: How much paper do you use to wipe it?

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@Moe Tom

Youse be right on. All the sistas wanting to look like Michelle. Ain’t nobody got a bottom like Michelle though. They’s be tri’n all they’s want.

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In what retarded, shit for brains universe does anyone find this attractive?

Oh. Yeah…

JWM

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@jwm

BBW lovers. (No. I didn’t say I was one.)

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Ass fo’ daaayzzzzz!

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Theriouthly?

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Looks like the tail deck of an aircraft carrier. The thing’s big enough to effect the weather.

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@ Stranded in Sonoma: She’ll need a buttectomy

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It’s like a hefty bag with legs.

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The bigger they are, the more padding you have when some bus driver knocks you on your ass with a mean right hook.

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Hey, don’t move. I’ve been resting my beer on that.

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There are doors in my house she wouldn’t fit through.

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I’ll bet she never flies. TSA would never give her a pass through.

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