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  1. historicus

    October 13th, 2012

    Is that all? Man, I can do a feeding giraffe with one hand!

    Enjoy the visual! :)

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  2. scottl

    October 13th, 2012

    Campfire stories have gone to Hell!

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  3. Bad Brad

    October 13th, 2012

    Ya, but can you do a one eyed trouser trout?

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  4. scottl

    October 13th, 2012

    PLEASE GOD, not a SPITTING cobra!

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  5. Dr. Tar

    October 13th, 2012

    Weren’t there a couple of Aussie guys that did all kinds of weird stuff with their scrotums as part of an act a few years ago. Looks like this guy was a devote of the art

    Here’s the wikipedia page – check out the name of some of the “tricks” these guys were doing

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis

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  6. norman einstein

    October 13th, 2012

    Yeah…like EVERYbody doesn’t play ‘Andy, the anaconda’.

    I mean…er…that is…

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  7. BigSlurpy

    October 13th, 2012

    What kind of merit badge was that supposed to get him?

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  8. 66chevelle

    October 13th, 2012

    Gonna be an open and shut case if his off-season job is Birthday Clown specializing in balloon animals.

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  9. Blanche Holstein

    October 13th, 2012

    He may have thought himself an artiste’ but in reality he was just another dickhead.

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  10. Chris Cassone

    October 13th, 2012

    Yea, Puppetry of the Penis. They did hamburgers, Eiffel towers, yoyos…. tres bizarre (but I watched it- what does that say about me?)
    http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/html_site/

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  11. conservative cowgirl

    October 13th, 2012

    New show: “Charleston’s Got Talent!”

    @Chris Cassone, no, no, and no, I am NOT going to look at “puppetry of the penis”. I will lose the atom-sized shred of faith I have in humanity and society at large. :) Lol!

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  12. Carlos The Jackal

    October 13th, 2012

    I’ve heard of shapeshifters; thought it was a legend…

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  13. Plain Jane

    October 13th, 2012

    Progturd theater.

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  14. Hillbilly Lawyers

    October 13th, 2012

    This is a Camp Counselor we are talking about?
    This is how the liberals want to counsel your children. I say cut it off and make him use his hands to tell stories in prison.

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  15. Tim

    October 13th, 2012

    “… either a mouse or a cobra.”

    What, a mouse and a cobra look so much alike the campers couldn’t tell which?

    Was this guy’s name “Biden?”

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  16. I Luv Bacon

    October 13th, 2012

    Hey Claudia,
    Beware the one-eyed viper.

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  17. bfpa61

    October 13th, 2012

    Spitting Meat Cobra.

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  18. Poonces

    October 13th, 2012

    I guess twisted balloon animals are yesteryear.

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  19. Anonymous

    October 13th, 2012

    Michael Jackson used to start with a mouse and when the little boys’ touched it, it became a cobra.

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  20. abby normal dude

    October 13th, 2012

    why isnt this man in porn?

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  21. The Doktor

    October 13th, 2012

    That’s our Quagmire!!!

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  22. The Doktor

    October 13th, 2012

    Some people are born into greatness. Others have it thrust upon them.

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  23. Joe

    October 13th, 2012

    You people are sick! Slow news day anyone? Need a diversion from the Biden gaffes? This 28-year-old only performs to children under 10 with no adults allowed.

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  24. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    October 13th, 2012

    Big deal – I used to tie mine into a Dachshund, the real trick was getting the middle to puff out just right.

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  25. WhiteFalcon1

    October 13th, 2012

    OWWWWWWW! Gonna suck dude sees an attractive female and things start to wake up on their own…

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  26. SgtZim

    October 13th, 2012

    He probably works part time at Shennanigans.

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  27. Hybrid Lemon

    October 13th, 2012

    Puppetry of the Penis… ON DVD for this Christmas!
    Available in Blu-ray, ED, or PE.

    :-)

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  28. Jorel Lives!

    October 13th, 2012

    This is part of the shit coming out of the bottom of Pandora’s Box now that the queers, transsexuals, and other freaks have gained acceptance and rights. Expect a lot more of this. On the menu, children and bestiality, and for the main course to come, Snuff Sex (I think they call it that), where you bang her then kill her. No holds barred. Sicko world I live in.

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  29. old_oaks

    October 13th, 2012

    Lol, as was mentioned “puppetry of the penis,” a low grade HBO thriller.

    SO… I was having problems with the cables while I was wanting to watch cables. It wasn’t working.

    I called the cable place and this girl gets on and she apologizes, etc., she types away and after a few minutes, she says turn on channel 50-ish (at the time) and tell her if it’s working.

    I flick the bing-ba-bing thing to 50 whatever.

    First thing that pops up is some dude making a pterodactyl out of his jimmy.

    I’m like; “theriouthly, you theeing what I’m theeing?”

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