Home - by BigFurHat - October 13, 2012 - 00:36 America/New_York - 38 Comments
October 13th, 2012
… aaaaand, poof- shit on America! Ha Ha good one Mooshie!!!!
Moose is lucky to recover from that move.
The best thing for them, as a couple, is to leave office fast. Based on his first debate performance he may be tired of being the Manchurian Candidate. I do believe he’s a stooge for a higher power.
Oompa loompa do ba dee do!!! Yep, we gots the golden ticket!!!! Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… Fuk me with a cactus, get these two out of my house!!!!!
She looks nice in the dress.
Jorel…. you okay? That’s it…???
Don’t kiss me with that mouth, I know whats been in it!
Jorel… let me help you out.
…. and this little piggy went wee wee weeeeeeeee alllll the way to the unemployment line. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Woooooo woooooooooooo…. the SOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUL TRAAAAAAAAAIIN….. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
The dog collar doesn’t go with that dress.
… and then Barry writes another check for 800 billion…. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
“Dat Nansty Pelosi be all botoxed up an shit, eyes lookin all honkey, so I lets one rips an her eyes go all up iner head like dis…., tamale fart ya know, wid extra chicken gizzard sauce …”
… and soooo I’m tugging on Shaquille way up on this bitch like this…. and who do you think walks in? That’s right, Barry! And he says, “that’s not the stimulus package I had in mind”…. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
“And then…I just kinda squatted down like this…and took a big ole dump on that nasty old Lincoln bed.
And then…I told them that Bo the dog did it and ordered the maid to clean up the mess.”
… and when I was just thiiiiiiiiiis tall, I was proud of America only thiiiiiiiiiiiis much…. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mary Jane Anklestraps
And THAT’s how you get your panties out from between your ass cheeks without using your hands.
Barry: “You know how much I love to play Dance Like White People with you moosie, but I’m feeling like I’m about a quart low on puss. Here, let me suck another one of your pizza zits…”
Mary Jane Anklestraps,
Joel, the dress is nice…it’s look great on a woman
You can tell by the look on the wookies face that it just cut the biggest, nastiest, FART that anyone ever did in the history of this planet!
Nothing makes lil barry laugh like asshole humor…
Why no boob belt? Oh yeah, no boobs!
Moosh: “Look Barry, I am pretending to be Reggie”
Barry: “You are sooo funny, Reggie is prettier”
Snowball the Sourpuss
Back stage at the 2012 Beard of the Year awards. Moochie’s a shoe-in.
HINDU BOY BURNED ALIVE FOR FALLING IN LOVE WITH MUSLIM GIRL.
DEFEND HUMAN RIGHTS, DEFEAT JIHAD!!!!
Not so close…..I smell Reggie on your breath.
Investigative Reported Paul Sperry Warned Us About The MUSLIM INFILTRATION OF WASHINGTON DC Back In 2004.
NOBODY HEEDED HIS WARNING.
THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND AS THOSE WHO WILL NOT SEE.
“Wait for it…BRAP!!!”
“Ewwww! That was a good one baby!”
“I love the stench of tamales after a day on the links.”
I’m a little stink pot short and stout
here is my handle…
I wonder how soon after November she’s going to divorce him.
A Casual Observer
Who would be surprised to learn that our prissy and effeminate President and his wife wear the same size dress? Just a thought.
Some have speculated that Michelle O
is Flip Wilson’s character, Geraldine.
Carlos The Jackal
First dress I’ve seen her in that didn’t look like bad furniture upholstery from a cheap hotel…
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
Barry – ” I’d nail you if I weren’t so damn gay.”
Slip behind the curtain and just squeeze one off, while Barry begs to be dutch ovened.
“What do you think honey? I finally found a dress wider than my ass!”
Damn, Bloodless Coup, NEVER KNEW about that book
Don’t kiss me with that mouth – Reggie just left didn’t he?
Caption: A cow sasquatch delights gay onlookers by power-skooching on the curtains. It serves both to mark her territory and and to dislodge clumps of poop that might be stuck to her fur.
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