Home - by BigFurHat - October 12, 2012 - 21:45 America/New_York - 23 Comments
October 12th, 2012
Wish it were that easy, nowadays you need to have the vermin inside your house.
2nd Amendment greeting cards. I like it.
Dear Pissed Off Marine:
Sure sorry someone stole your yard sign. I saw a short article somewhere online today talking about how for some reason Romney yard signs are in short supply now in some areas of Texas. The author of the article suggested placing an empty chair on your lawn and it will have an even greater impact that a yard sign.
You may have to explain to the perps what the 2nd amendment is. Might even have to read the sign to them. They’re not know for their intelligence.
Just post one of your shooting range targets (with holes) in you yard. No futher comments needed.
Shooting them is too easy, on them. I’d rather squeeze their heads until they popped like a zit.
To quote an esteemed rapper:
“cock the hammer, wave the white banner, ever heard a Glock go click like a camera?”…
old_oaks… Not in Texas!
But you better have a better reason than this. I’m fairly sure it wouldn’t meet the minimum requirement for applying an instant death penalty.
Guess it depends on the makeup of the jury?
Heck, I may put this sign in my yard without ever having had a Romney yard sign stolen.
We picked up a bumper sticker at the state fair this year. It reads: LOL — the O is the obama logo. Pretty funny.
Troy: One of the things that make me giggle when watching a mnovie is when a Glock gets cocked. I hear a click like a safety or a hammer was operated and then they show a Glock. Funny stuff.
Bad movie maker! Bad!
This generation doesn’t know what a 12ga round loaded with rock salt is all about. I think it is time for them to learn.
Good point Dadof3. I never realy thought of that, even though I own a Glock 19.
I just like the catchy tune.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
Don’t shoot someone for stealing a yard sign, have some humanity, shoot them cause if you do not they will vote for Obysmal, maybe even more than once.
COULD A WIRE FRAME YARD SIGN . . .
accidentally conduct an electrical current from being unknowingly stuck into an underground wire?
If the ground was wet from a sprinkler, and someone grabbed the poorly placed metallic, now high voltage delivery system, that might suck bigtime.
ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!
A friend of mine got tired of stollen Bush signs so he tied it into the electric fence on his farm.
And he never lost another one.
I have a friend that lives in the “better part” of out town and has had his Romney signs stolen twice…He replaced it for the third time with a liberal coating of DOG SHIT on the edges!
Could a yard have an invisible fence..to keep doggies in and sign perps out? Does a doggy fence even work that way?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
October 13th, 2012
Semper Fi in Ohio!
I think a better way would be to make a dye-pack trap that would go off when it is pulled from the ground.
To make it even more fun add some powdered CS pellets to the mix and it would make a great youtube clip!
Add you favorite music like “shake, rattle, & roll”
and get a few thound likes a day…lol
Ohio ROCKS!,.,.,.,.,.and so does this Marine!…….no “terminal apathy” here!
I upgraded my NRA membership to Life. Love having that decal!
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