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Obama: Biden Performance Due To Medication
WASHINGTON (BHN) – The Obama campaign Friday attempted to thwart criticism over Joe Biden’s manic performance during his debate with Paul Ryan.
“Look, we know Joe may have had a reaction to some medication he’s taking, that’s all,” DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz told reporters. When asked, she declined to name the medication, but our sources report the Vice President is currently taking Prozac, Zoloft, Trafranil, Nardil, and “fairly large” quantities of codeine cough syrup.
Reports that Biden was seen smoking what appeared to be methamphetamine and “huffing” spray paint shortly before the debate, if true, could also explain his uneven performance.
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BWSEATTLE
October 12th, 2012
Hey, don’t knock it. That huffing amphetamine stuff get’s the job done. I’m tellin ya.
Joe’s on to something here
Carlos The Jackal
October 12th, 2012
Joe be doin’ da purple drank…
Jimbo
October 12th, 2012
Joe embarassed himself (as usual) and the Democrats – it was 90 minutes of an angry old man yelling/interrupting a younger, more thoughtful individual. It won’t even be close in November/12 – Romney in a landslide.
Unruly Refugee
October 12th, 2012
I need to learn how to do head bruises like that. Great graphic. Funny website too.
Tracy
October 12th, 2012
4 LETTERS C-R-A-C-K
ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!
Hybrid Lemon
October 12th, 2012
This DNC story is a spoof, right?
It wouldn’t surprise me coming out the Wasserschmutz mouth.
Hybrid Lemon
October 12th, 2012
Oh, I see it’s from Big Hairy Hat… er… I mean News.
Bad Brad
October 13th, 2012
Hard to debate an idiot and a moron. Especially when you are being judged by idiots and morons.
pissedpatriot30
October 13th, 2012
Proverbs 29.9
If a wise man has an argument with a fool,
the fool only rages and laughs, and there is no quiet.
Jorel Lives!
October 13th, 2012
Hmmmm. No Benadryl. No wonder he lost.
MaryfromMarin
October 13th, 2012
Nitrous oxide.
Unruly Refugee
October 13th, 2012
Men of blood hate the upright…
Mary Jane Anklestraps
October 13th, 2012
lol!
serfer62
October 13th, 2012
Biden drugged? How about the Punk, his boss!!!
Bloodless Coup
October 13th, 2012
HINDU BOY BURNED ALIVE FOR FALLING IN LOVE WITH MUSLIM GIRL.
http://indiawires.com/13271/news/state-news/hate-jihad-in-kerala-youth-set-ablaze-succumbs-to-burns/
DEFEND HUMAN RIGHTS, DEFEAT JIHAD!!!!
even steven
October 13th, 2012
Looks like Joe picked the wrong week to debate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeI5ke0BENw Kind of reminds me of this guy.
CrustyB
October 13th, 2012
““fairly large” quantities of codeine cough syrup.”
Mixed with Skittles and Arizona Watermelon Juice.
Mr.Gates
October 13th, 2012
@Bad Brad – great job describing the Obama campaign strategy!
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 13th, 2012
It was the altitude; he was out of his depth.
jo b
October 13th, 2012
Everyone wanted change !!! The 2 azzhole hope something will change for them , TWO MAJOR IDIOTS !!
Oscummer & The other Azzhole…It is better then cartoons ! The Two stooges !! A great new show for them …
Trixie Bluebell
October 13th, 2012
DWS needs to be voted out of office. What an embarrassment to women, blonde women, Jewish women, voting age women, women of Florida, women of the USA, and the whole darn human race!
Perhaps however, they could sop the oil off her head to run Oblame’s Prius when he’s booted out of our house!