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She’s, like, strictly dickly, that Meghan.

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I hear a voice, where the hell is it coming from? All I see is a pair of great big BEWBS! Talking BEWBS?

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20 seconds is all I could watch, God have mercy on us.

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I don’t care, we’ll take her vote.

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@MAJ Mike — BWAHAhahahahahahaha! You’re killin’ me!

I made it to 21 seconds before I stopped the fingernails from scraping the blackboard.

I thought that I would share with you some of my viewpoints and opinions.

Whoa. Heavy. The keyword there is thought. Here’s the deal, sweetie. That top shelf better be nothing but brains because if it ain’t, you’ve got no chance at an informed decision come November 6th.

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Ohhhhh how we have fallen so far, so quickly. May God have mercy on us.

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I’d hit it.

No,I mean HIT it.

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Hey, Grayscape. You goin’ motorboatin’ this weekend?

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Damn irritating. But I wouldn’t let her, ah, skills go to waste. What better way to get brain-dead hippie liberals to vote republican? She could hand out free dope, attract them like flies.

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Kudos to Major Mike! I’m dyin’ heah!

Is Woody Allen inside one of those?

Looks like Rahcel’s is missing one of its barmaids.

http://www.rachelspalmbeach.com/

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Of course I’d nail that… I’d even let her babble her stupidity because deep down she’s really a progtard and THAT is why she’s so hot.

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I’ll have to disagree. I think this can appeal to many young voters. It doesn’t say much for many young voters, but who cares at this point?

Honey BooBoo 2050!!

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Just do what I do and hit the mute button.

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Well I watched it all the way to the end. It’s pure comedy . . . especially when she forgot what she was saying (around the 1:46 mark). She could even sway the Jersey Shore type of kids. Maybe this “by any means necessary” tactic could work for Romney after all.

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@OozleFanoozle — You are my hero. Way to take one for the team.

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I waited like 20 seconds, did not take hear top off. My ears couldn’t take much longer.

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Judging from the pile of crap under her dressing table, I give her 10 years before we see her on an episode of Extreme Hording.

And yes, in her case I would be willing to pay for birth control just to make sure her lineage stops there.

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All I could think about for 23 seconds was Grey scape on the Mount.

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BFD, she’s still nowhere near as bad as the obamaphone woman(using the term loosely)
As a matter of fact, the very worst Republican is still better than the best democrat, anytime!

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What did she say? Just try to make eye contact Greyscape. She is a bit chunky all over but double dang.

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Greyscape – How did you win at the breast stroke again?

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She’s fearless. She could pop and deflate her best attributes via that sharp spike bracelet on her right hand. Oh the humanity !

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I only made it to 15 seconds. But, I’d use her for a “mattress” any day. That’s about all she’s good for. But, I’d need ear plugs.

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Ducttape the mouth or ear plugs, otherwise no go for me. Greyscape has an intirely different approach.

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Buckofama. I said earplugs first. Shit man.

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Moe Tom, I know away to shut her up without duct tape.

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Did she get that plane ring from a gumball machine?

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proof that pot heads mate with chicks that do reds

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Yep ingvard, because neither of them move very fast.

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Who dat Ratchet-Ass Ho?

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