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Home - by - October 11, 2012 - 15:00 America/New_York - 43 Comments

What is it you don’t get, gals?

Do wtf-rig you want with your bodies ON YOUR DIME!!!!

How many times does this need to be said?

 

via Ushanka

» 43 Comments

  1. dba_vagabond_trader

    October 11th, 2012

    Any excuse to get nekkid or dress up in absurd costumes. 26 year old attention whores who haven’t bee weaned from mommy and daddys wallet.

    :roll:

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  2. solomon

    October 11th, 2012

    Because el skankos its NOT just Your Country.

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  3. RacKAttacK

    October 11th, 2012

    I wouldn’t fuck one chick in that video with a rented dick….they would charge me double for damages upon return……

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  4. dba_vagabond_trader

    October 11th, 2012

    lol, pornographers are down wif Hussein:

    http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2012/10/11/poll-finds-obama-surging-among-pornographers?s_cid=rss:washington-whispers:poll-finds-obama-surging-among-pornographers

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  5. conservative cowgirl

    October 11th, 2012

    I’m sorry if I am judging a book by its cover (or a video by its still), but I can’t take the vapidity that is certainly in that video!

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  6. pissedpatriot30

    October 11th, 2012

    My my what a bunch of COUNTS.

    Why should MY TAXES pay for your body? That’s all.. that’s it. Now get over it.

    Agreed, do whatever the F you want, I just don’t want to pay for it. (obviously not much money spent on beauty products or healthclubs…)

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  7. old_oaks

    October 11th, 2012

    Well I’m having a hard time understanding why you want to be knocked up only to abort the kid?

    It only seems logical that your body could do without all the added stress, I can see it in your faces!

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  8. reddecaesari

    October 11th, 2012

    the oprah generation.

    friend of mine’s favorite saying

    “just because it happens to you, doesn’t make it interesting”

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  9. Stirrin the B.S.

    October 11th, 2012

    Your message has an unintended secondary message:

    If you would so willingly kill your baby, why should I not think that you would gladly kill “your” (MY) country? It’s what progs do.

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  10. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    October 11th, 2012

    Progs just NEED to have attention, don’t they?

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  11. Billy Fuster

    October 11th, 2012

    This questions is for you religious conservatives. Would you oppose abortion if tax dollars no longer funded them?

    I’m all for abortion because it allows liberals to kill their offspring.

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  12. chiefillinicake

    October 11th, 2012

    I think there’s an easy opportunity for Romney/Republicans to shut up the fucking “Flukes” of the world (see video above) AND make their case against taxpayer funding of abortion…it goes something like this:

    “You say that birth control funded by the taxpayers is a fundamental right, Ms. Fluke, and while we might disagree on that, I’m going to surprise you by consenting. From here on out, the American people, of both sexes, will be inundated with rubbers, diaphragms, spermicidal creams, lotions, potions, pills, coils, implants…not gonna cost ya one red cent, aside from your tax dollars, but that’s splitting hairs, right?

    But…BUT…after making all of this available for your use, if you abuse our largesse, slip up, and get yourself knocked up, the cost of the abortion, both monetarily and spiritually, is squarely on you and you alone. We aren’t going to get involved in the old “coat-hanger in a dark alley”canard again, either.

    Abortions will still be legal. But understand…we DID OUR part. You had the tools and opted not to use them. But we’re done being complicit in your murderous act by having paid for it.

    Nope, under the new plan, that’s between you, your abortionist, and God help ya, your maker.”

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  13. Sarge

    October 11th, 2012

    “Father, Forgive Them for They Know Not What They Do!”

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  14. Irish

    October 11th, 2012

    Once again this video proves conservative women are not only better looking and smarter but also better Patriots

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  15. chiefillinicake

    October 11th, 2012

    I think the ugly hippy chicks be fuckin’ with my Avatar, ya’ll.

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  16. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 11th, 2012

    If you don’t trust me with my paycheck, why should I trust you with my country?

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  17. Romney-Ryan

    October 11th, 2012

    I trust you to do what ever you want to YOUR body, JUST NOT WITH MY TAX DOLLARS ! GET IT STUPID SPLIT-TAILS?

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  18. J-Mac

    October 11th, 2012

    Yes Billy, I would still oppose abortion if taxpayer money wasn’t paying for them. Murder is murder.

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  19. even steven

    October 11th, 2012

    Visual ipecac.

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  20. Toaster

    October 11th, 2012

    Taken From the comment at Ushanka (caution link is graphic)

    If some people will do THIS to the most helpless among us, what else do they have planned? What else are they capable of?

    If some people will blindly support an organization founded by the people who gave Hitler the idea of eugenics which was the cornerstone of his genocide, how can anyone trust their judgement?

    *snip*
    WOW, trust indeed !

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  21. Tracy

    October 11th, 2012

    CALLING ALL CUNZ! CALLING ALL CUNZ! BE ON THE LOOKOUT, UNTIL ELECTION DAY FOR:

    ‘Distasteful Nudity’, for the non-existent, bullshit war on women & Obama votes. Obamaphones & other freebies TBA. Do it for Sandra Fluck, Infanticide, and un-Americanism in general.

    ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!

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  22. OzarksAbe

    October 11th, 2012

    Forget the fact that the comparison of body and country is contrary to logic, I don’t want to pay for anyones behavior or lifestyle.
    So far I haven’t heard any candidate claim they were proposing to eliminate the right for sluts to be themselves.
    Here I’ve got one, “I don’t trust you with your brain”.

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  23. Tim

    October 11th, 2012

    Kafka couldn’t write a damned thing in this time and place.

    I have that sick, pukey feeling that we’re living through some weird, absurd, bizarro times.

    This is how the European Jews musta felt in 1932.

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  24. Damn Lawyers

    October 11th, 2012

    If we can’t trust them to obey our laws against public nudity, why in the hell should we not deport them to Saudi Arabia and let them try to pull that shit over there?

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  25. Zeron

    October 11th, 2012

    “”This questions is for you religious conservatives. Would you oppose abortion if tax dollars no longer funded them?”"

    Why would we allow murder at an early stage of life if we oppose it in the later ones?

    “”I’m all for abortion because it allows liberals to kill their offspring.”"

    Most evil people do allow that.

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  26. MaryfromMarin

    October 11th, 2012

    @conservative cowgirl–

    Did you pick the pumpkins avatar just for this particular thread?

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  27. ERB

    October 11th, 2012

    Actually, gals, given the level of smut available for viewing pleasure on any tv channel, at any time, I actually don’t trust you to do the moral thing with your body. Girls Gone Wild, Bad Girls Club, Housewives of whatever city, Bachelorette, MTV, to name a few.

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  28. Tim

    October 11th, 2012

    “I would never kill my friends and neighbors just to steal their shit, but I couldn’t allow my morality to interfere with others’ freedom of choice.”

    THAT is a BullShit, Stupid, False, Dishonest Argument.

    And I would still oppose it even if my taxes didn’t pay for it.

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  29. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 11th, 2012

    My country, ’tis of me
    Of me exclusively
    Where I am king.

    Land where my bastard died,
    Where Lady Liberty cried.
    From Rushmore’s mountain side,
    Obama will spring.

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  30. Maudie N Mandeville

    October 11th, 2012

    Why should you trust me with your cunt tree? The diseases I’m assuming you all have, don’t worry about it.

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  31. Chuck O

    October 11th, 2012

    Your body, your choice?

    I didn’t say no to beverages over 16 ounces.

    I didn’t say no to anyone practicing abstinence.

    I didn’t say no to that kid eating a lunch brought from home.

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  32. MaryfromMarin

    October 11th, 2012

    Yes, @Billy, I would oppose abortion even if my taxes didn’t pay for it. It’s not about the money.

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  33. vetgal1970

    October 11th, 2012

    Dear Progs ‘women’,

    If you want us to leave you alone, stop asking us to foot the bill. I trust you to be smart enough to show good judgement and I trust you to be strong enough to deal with the consequences of your choices, without any help from me. Wasn’t that what the feminist movement was all about?

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  34. Mr.Gates

    October 11th, 2012

    Why would anyone trust those flakes with anything?

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  35. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    October 11th, 2012

    I trust you, now get your baby killing body out of MY Country, Bitches!

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  36. Jethro

    October 11th, 2012

    Whoever produced this video wasted her money. Obummer already HAS the skank vote.

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  37. norman einstein

    October 11th, 2012

    If you don’t trust me with my guns, why should I trust you with my Constitution?

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  38. Aunt Liz

    October 11th, 2012

    I feel dumber just for having watched that idiocy.

    And yes, Billy – I oppose abortion – regardless of who is picking up the cost.

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  39. ronterf

    October 11th, 2012

    I agree to all the above!

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  40. Billy Fuster

    October 11th, 2012

    You don’t get it. Liberalism is a defective gene. Allow them to self-destruct. No more liberals–no more abortions. Probably no more parasites, much less crime, a better world altogether.

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  41. Genl Ripper

    October 11th, 2012

    Here’s a Double Entendre for you….

    “Remove The ‘O’ ”

    Genl Ripper

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  42. MaryfromMarin

    October 12th, 2012

    Nice double play, @Genl Ripper.

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  43. Annie

    October 12th, 2012

    If you don’t trust with me “my body” why should I trust you with obamacare?

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