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Nothing Else But Ice Cream Matters.

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366 – The Number of This Beast

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Gravy Train

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For Whom The Ice Cream Truck Bell Tolls.

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Seek and Devour

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Or maybe he’s really a country artist, ya know? Big & Rich? Well, he’s got the Big part down.

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I think I saw that dude last year with a piece of twine tied to his big toe in the Macy’s day parade.

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Is this a Sam Kinison reincarnation?

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He’s pretty good with a mic stand.

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He looks like he’s backing one out. I bet it’s the base player.

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Make that a double reincarnation (2 in one).

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Smoke on the water buffalo

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Looks like he’s enraged by a gay Mohammad video.

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That’s his emergency undies in the bass drum.

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“She’s lump, she’s lump, she’s lump…”

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When did Debbie Wasserman-Schultz get a gig with a band?

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You’ve Gotta Another Entree Comin’

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Hole lotta biscuits.

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Headin’ Out To the Potato Bar

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Ooooh! I know the band’s name! “Little Debbie”!

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Way down in side, woman, you need, pepto bismal.

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Lard Ass and the Lesbianiacs.

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Scarf Burro Faire

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For Those About To Eat – We Salute You

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Lays Lady Lays

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Sweet Home Ben and Jerry’s

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Big Mama Satan Trio

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Sweet Child That’s MINE

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Welcome To the Cheesecake Factory

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God Save the Cheese

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You Give Diet a Bad Name

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Q: What do you get if you cross Honey Boo Boo with Debbie Wasserman Shultz and Linda Blair?

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I’m your Ice Cream Man. Yeah I know to obvious. Sorry, turning in.

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“Slurp City – Here We Come…”

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Hot For Arthur Treacher’s

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School’s Out… Of Food

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Is there any chance that it can be captured and studied?

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and no one’s getting fat ‘cept Mama Cass’s twin brother

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“You know you make me want to CHOMP
who ho hey ey…”

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The Hoss

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Born to be riled

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Stairway to Denny’s

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Sabbath Bloated Sabbath

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Behemoth Rapsody

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^rhapsody

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We’re gonna eat your
Wang dang noodles
All night long

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You men eat your dinner
Eat your pork and beans
I eat more chicken
Than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah

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If I were a carpenter
And you had some gravy
Fuk work, lets eat!

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Seriously, is that male or female?

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Brown Sugar

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Far away thighs

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Heart of Scone

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War Pigs in a Blanket

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Sweet Beef

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Who cares if he’s fat as long as the dude can rock.

JWM

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Babe, I’m gonna feed you

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Going to California Pizza Kitchen

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Every Bucket has a Biscuit.

Fallen Bagel

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And Cheeseburgers for All.

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Blintzkrieg.

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For Whom The Belly Rolls

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Master of Poptarts

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Breaking the Claw

Rage against the Saltine

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Bulls on Souffleed Sweet Potatoes

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Rock the Bloat

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The Wind Cries Dairy

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Who ate my Pork Pie Hat

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I *ATE* the Ice Cream Man

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Pizza My Heart

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Louie to Frisco burger

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Whole Lotta Rosie

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The Thing That Should Not Be

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Sympathy For The Devil’s Foodcake.

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Born to Lose

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Eat The Rich

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Lick It Up

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Blackheart, full belly.

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Here I Bloat Again

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Iron gut

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Out to Lunch.

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Cereal Killer

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Under the Bun

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Pasta a go go

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Kong at the Gates

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A Little Ain’t Enough

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And Kenn was never allowed up front again, condemned to a life behind the kit.

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Wherever I roam (I always have fries with it)

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with Kirk Hamburger

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Ride the Lightning (with Thunder Thighs)

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Lead singer for the Rolling Scones.

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It’s Meat Loaf, gravy and mashed potatoes all in one package.

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He aint heavy, he’s my brother.

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Yikes…

That’s Honey Boo-Boo in ten years.

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Golden Arches fill your eyes
Change awaits you with those fries
Eat pretty darling do not cry
And I will supersize those fries

Boy, you’re gonna buy her a shake
Buy her a shake with those fries

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And in the end
The grub you take
Is equal to the gut
You will make …..

Oh Jenny Craig’s a pretty nice girl
But I don’t have enuff to pay
Oh Jenny Craig’s a pretty nice girl
But she charges from day to day
I wanna tell that I need her a lot
Cause my appearance is starting to apall
Oh Jenny Craig’s a pretty nice girl
Today I’m gonna give her a call, Oh yeah
Today I’m gonna giver her a call …

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Es-ki-mo PIE-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap5OqZy6vbY
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Opening act for “Mochelle and the Pork Rinds”

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Little Late to the Party

Whole Lotta Bacon Goin Down
Where Did Our Lunch Go
More Than A Feeding
Just My Mastication
Surf ‘N Turfin’ USA

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I didn’t know Honey BooBoo’s Mom headed up a rock band.
What a talented family!

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I just realized, that’s not a mic stand. That’s a claw that snatches audience members hot dogs.

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Star Spangled Batter

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@Fur – and he’s not singing either. He’s shouting, “give me your frickin dogs or I keeeeel you!”

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And in that spirit: Three Hot Dog Night

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Boston (cream pie)

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Awesome thread.

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Don’t Fear the Refrieds

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Bob “the Bear” Hite from Canned Heat:

They call, they call me the fat man
’cause I weigh [four] hundred pounds.
All the girls do love me
’cause I know my way around [the kitchen].

[edited for size]

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Rotund and the Double Cheeses

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If he’s getting paid to perform, more power to him. I’m 60# overweight, partly because I spend, oh, 12 hours per day at work on a computer, partly because I spent four years recovering from an injury, a good chunk of that on crutches, and I haven’t been able to shed the weight.

Then again, he could have a secret Krispy Kreme addiction *shrug*

Either way, if he’s out there getting gigs and making money, he’s better than most Obama supporters.

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Enter Sandwich

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Feed with one eye open
Gripping your burger tight

Exit lean
Splitting jeans
Wolf that shake
We’re off to morbid overweight

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