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Home - by - October 9, 2012 - 13:52 America/New_York - 17 Comments

I guess the message is “keep jerking off, America.”

 

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  1. Mr. Happy

    October 9th, 2012

    Keep it growing?
    Are they talking about the national debt, or the unemployment numbers?

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  2. jwm

    October 9th, 2012

    Mow the grass you lazy bastards.

    JWM

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  3. persecutor

    October 9th, 2012

    Yeah, those libtards really look like they’d just relish having to do manual labor or some other productive thing.

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  4. even steven

    October 9th, 2012

    No problem here… I haven’t mowed my lawn since 1997. What’s that have to do with Obama?

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  5. Maudie N Mandeville

    October 9th, 2012

    OMG, I was brought to tears….of ridicule for the supra-feely hacks in the video who walked out of the studio feeling like they had just invented KY jelly.

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  6. RUDE JUDE

    October 9th, 2012

    Is that something like the obama chia pet??

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  7. serfer62

    October 9th, 2012

    Don’t let Big Bird poop there…

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  8. conservative cowgirl

    October 9th, 2012

    Keep it groin?

    What a pathetic, wheedling ad.

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  9. conservative cowgirl

    October 9th, 2012

    Is that clumps of catnip grass they are holding?

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  10. dapenguin in OIHO

    October 9th, 2012

    I think they mean Weed cause obama gonna need a lot when they send him packing back to chi town

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  11. Damn Lawyers

    October 9th, 2012

    They don’t understand that they are nursing a festering cancerous wart?

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  12. Unneutral

    October 9th, 2012

    I’d like to see the head of a horse reach in from off camera, snatch the grass, shake the dirt loose and eat the whole thing.

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  13. Czar of Defenestration

    October 9th, 2012

    If you vote for Obama, you’ll be shaving the palms of your hands the rest of your life.

    That’s what she said.

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  14. Absolute muddjuice

    October 9th, 2012

    Well, now I know some more actors I can despise. You just lost more viewership dummies….

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  15. old_oaks

    October 9th, 2012

    This ad needs a remake where the grass is edited out and Karl Marx’s brain is replaced, or better yet, how about a pile of shit.

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  16. RANDO

    October 9th, 2012

    Oh, spare me the phony-baloney sincerity, you silly hacks!

    Did you get Union Scale for that gig?

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  17. Susanne in Georgia

    October 9th, 2012

    That was just stupid.

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