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AMERICA’S OBAMANOMIC TRANSFORMATION TO PART-TIME WORK CONTINUES

Eyebrows are vanishing into hairlines from coast to coast over a story in the Orlando Sentinel, in which a restaurant chain experiments with moving to a part-time workforce… a move explicitly intended to help the company escape from the horrors of ObamaCare:

In an experiment apparently aimed at keeping down the cost of health-care reform, Orlando-based Darden Restaurants has stopped offering full-time schedules to many hourly workers in at least a few Olive Gardens, Red Lobsters and LongHorn Steakhouses.

Darden said the test is taking place in “a select number” of restaurants in four markets, including Central Florida, but would not give details. The company said there has been no decision made about expanding it.

In an emailed statement, Darden said staffing changes are “just one of the many things we are evaluating to help us address the cost implications health care reform will have on our business. There are still many unanswered questions regarding the health care regulations and we simply do not have enough information to make any decisions at this time.”

Darden might be able to solve this problem by relocating into Nancy Pelosi’s congressional district, where ObamaCare waivers are easy to come by, but maybe they like being based in Florida.  It’s not just this one company transitioning to part time, either:

 

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  1. Keyser Söze

    October 9th, 2012

     
  2. old_oaks

    October 9th, 2012

    Unintended consequence or sheer stupidity?

    Now here’s an unintended consequence that also results from that original unintended consequence!

    Say I can only get 2 part time jobs with shifts at opposite ends of the day and opposite ends of my geographic location.

    I burn 2X more fuel driving back and forth to work 2X a day!

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  3. annie p

    October 9th, 2012

    Wait a minute here. Isn’t this the same company that Michelle was working with to reduce calories in their meals? WTF?????

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  4. reddecaesari

    October 9th, 2012

    barry’s four year plan comes to fruition

    1. part time employees
    2. living with mom/dad
    3. paying 4.50 per gallon for gas
    4. juggling student loan/iphone bills.

    it’s your future junior. fire barry.

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  5. Hotlanta Mike

    October 9th, 2012

    Because Obama cares…

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  6. scribble

    October 9th, 2012

    Just what obama was hoping for – people forced on the government health exchanges.

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  7. Unruly Refugee

    October 9th, 2012

    I won’t even give the bastard enough credit to call him the part-time president. He never was and never will be a president of America. He should shoot for Kenya or Indonesia.

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  8. Toothpick McCharlie

    October 9th, 2012

    “The company said there has been no decision made about expanding it.”

    In other words they have decided to implement this plan in all of their restaurants as soon as the news cycle allows.

    The vermin and their offspring responsible for putting the company in that position need to be exterminated.

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  9. Edith McCrotch

    October 9th, 2012

    oops..yeah that was me.

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  10. Carlsonal

    October 9th, 2012

    Ha. I bet the central planner in chief didn’t see that one coming.

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  11. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 9th, 2012

    Yup. Following Wal-Mart’s lead.

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  12. sleeping giant

    October 9th, 2012

    Hey! not all jobs are Wal-mart type.

    I work part time….meaning….I work when I want. I make $3700/week when I work…. $0/when I don’t.

    I worked 32 weeks last year…..do the math.

    Key word: nuclear

    Life is good…

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  13. Gener al-Ripper

    October 9th, 2012

    Wait…wait. Wait a minute….Darden Restaurants, one of the most far-left Liberal run restaurant chains in America is trying to weasel out of paying for Obamacare by making all its employees become part-timers?

    What the fuck, they’re just following Standard Liberal Operating Procedure:
    IT’S RULES FOR THEE BUT NOT FOR ME

    Despicable hypocritical bastards.

    I used to work in the commercial seafood industry and I can assure you that Red Lobster has a very poor reputation for the “quality” of the gloppy gelatinous shit they pass off as seafood.

    I regularly pass by Olive Garden and Red Lobster so I can gits me more of that forbidden tasty Chik-Fil-A.

    Gener al-Ripper
    CEO of al-Mart
    Hillary Clinton is our best customer!

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