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Hope n Change

 

Following Barack Obama’s humiliating defeat on the debate stage, the Democrats are looking to Joe Biden to deliver a big win against Paul Ryan this Thursday. Which may be, as far as Hope n’ Change can tell, the first real evidence that Democrats believe in the power of prayer.

To prepare for the debate, Joe Biden is taking six days off from his grueling campaign schedule. Which doesn’t necessarily mean he’ll be studying all that time…it just means that when the debate starts, it will have been at least six days since his last major public gaffe.

Among some of the more delicious whoppers of late, Biden recently announced that “the middle class has been buried for the last four years,” apparently (and believably) unaware of who’s been running things for the last four years.

He then proclaimed that “Republicans say Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes, we do!“  Yeah, that will certainly get businesses to start hiring!

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  1. MNHawk

    October 9th, 2012

    “Following Barack Obama’s humiliating defeat on the debate stage, the Democrats are looking to Joe Biden to deliver a big win against Paul Ryan this Thursday.”

    Just stop and savor that statement. Who would have possibly thunk a week ago, anybody would be typing such a sentence?

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  2. Corona

    October 9th, 2012

    That’s the debate I really wanted to see. Thing is, I bet the moderator (always someone as mentally strong as Biden) will ask Biden questions in the form and context of the expected answer. And then the moderator will ask Ryan what his favorite color is. And so on.

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  3. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 9th, 2012

    Time to bring out my old standy — Ode to VP Joe.

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  4. Ma Deuce

    October 9th, 2012

    I would willingly pay a large sum to see ‘Plugs step into a ring with a real kangaroo — they sit back on their tail and lash out with hind feet!

    He wouldn’t last 30 seconds.

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  5. idaho2run

    October 10th, 2012

    This will be enjoyable, in a sick, twisted kind of way, watching Joe “BFD” Biden twist and turn and have the look of “help me, I am an idiot!” written on that blank, stupid looking face.
    I hope Ryan goes for blood with this ass0clown.

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