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Smartest Man in the World Knew Pretty Quickly That He Had His Ass Sewn To His Face

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  1. Jerry Manderin

    October 7th, 2012

    Robert Piggs is one of the worst things ever heaped onto America.

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  2. Unruly Refugee

    October 7th, 2012

    Hell, he’s probably still under suicide watch, undergoing intense therapy. If he’s human. Maybe he’s not.

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  3. Tim

    October 7th, 2012

    Why are they trotting out this tired old used-up stammering twatwaffle?

    He’s just as repulsive as when he was BO’s buttboy.

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  4. dba_vagabond_trader

    October 7th, 2012

    Someone send him a bottle of butt pills.

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  5. chiefillinicake

    October 7th, 2012

    Hans Christian Andersen nailed Obama in 1837.

    Their Emperor is naked. Question is, do his shithead supporters ever figure this out?

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  6. Jethro

    October 7th, 2012

    Any smart man would have realized he was losing after his opponent started laughing at each of his answers….

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  7. chiefillinicake

    October 7th, 2012

    Somebody sewed Gibby’s face to the lower half of his misshapen melon.

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  8. Chalupa

    October 7th, 2012

    More Gibbserish – that’ll help…

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  9. Bad Brad

    October 7th, 2012

    The first debate, Obama was an idiot, the second debate, expect to see an aggressive idiot.

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  10. MM

    October 7th, 2012

    Not according to Politico-Obama came off the stage thinking he hadn’t done that badly, it was only when he watched tapes of himself that he realized how poorly he had done.

    Or so they say.

    SOP for these assmonkeys is to lie across the spectrum of possibilities so they’ve got their asses covered.

    I say he did in fact know he had been toasted-there’s a picture of him getting hugged(?) by Michelle right next to Ann hugging Mitt and the difference couldn’t be starker. It looks like he’s about to cry, fucking loser.

    Bad Brad is right, he’s going to come off like Gore did when he was following W around.

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  11. Moe Tom

    October 7th, 2012

    To Music.
    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
    That is what I’d really like to be, hee hee
    For if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
    Everyone would be in love with me, hee hee

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  12. Apple pie

    October 7th, 2012

    Note the uh-uh-uh stuttering….this cabbage patch doll is a buffoon.

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  13. Bad Brad

    October 7th, 2012

    Apple pie, He’s gonna sound like a MAC 10 next time around. But he will still get his ass kicked.

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  14. Aunt Liz

    October 7th, 2012

    What an embarrasment this is to display for the rest of the world. The American public was so stupid as to elect this guy – and now, we’re in a tightly challenged race for his re-election. May the Lord bless us and keep us.

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  15. fullcirclethinker

    October 7th, 2012

    Yep, he’s naked for all to see!! Ewww!!!

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  16. willie t

    October 7th, 2012

    i can see Fobama from my house

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  17. berlet98

    October 8th, 2012

    Grading the Eye-Candy Man’s Debate

    The first debate between the two antagonists vying for the privilege to lead the United States of America for the next four years, each intending to impress the American electorate with his intelligence, knowledge, and expertise, represented not only a crushing blow to Barack Hussein Obama’s re-election prospects.

    It also stands as yet another exposé of his fundamental ineptitude and his outrageous pretensions to being the much-heralded, most brilliant, and most articulate president in our nation’s history.

    In fact, absent his teleprompters which his handlers customarily use to dictate everything he says and how he says it, Obama came across as an ignorant dolt serving far above his pay grade and totally unqualified to speak intelligently, let alone serve as president.

    When my son was a freshman at Penn State, his professor in a public speaking class assigned his first speech a C- and explained his reason for the low grade: My son had used the “uh-word” excessively, a sign he either hadn’t prepared well enough, that he wasn’t confident in the speech’s contents, or that he knew he was wrong in what he said.

    BuzzFeed.com has compiled an amusing/scary video collection of our scholar-president’s wasted 51 seconds repeatedly uttering the “uh-word.”

    A lousy overall performance anyway, it would have been awarded a D+ at best by my son’s prof based on his “uhs” alone. . .

    (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=28319.

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  18. NOLIKEO

    October 8th, 2012

    I read somewhere that 0 was in tears after the debate…a back room, and begged the press not to report it. Really, he didn’t even have to ask.

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