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TEAM OBAMA BLAMES JOHN KERRY FOR DEBATE LOSS
The Obama campaign has been reeling since losing the first Presidential debate of this election cycle in front of67 million viewers. They’ve tried–and thus far failed–to craft a narrative to explain away the debacle in Denver. Previously, we reported to you that Obama Senior Advisor David Plouffe, who ran the President’s successful 2008 campaign, (falsely) accused Mitt Romney of lying. In a rare comedic moment from the typically robotic former Vice President Al Gore, he suggested on Current TV that the Mile High City’s altitude was the reason Obama was low on energy and enthusiasm. And, of course, Obama’s chronically dishonestdeputy campaign manager Stephanie Cutter and several others passed the buck to the moderator, Jim Lehrer. None of the above caught on, even with the mainstream pro-Obama media.
Now the Obama Administration is floating their latest excuse: that the campaign, particularly John Kerry (who played the role of Romney in simulated debates), did not channel Mitt’s aggression enough.
venturaguy
October 7th, 2012
President Oblameless
Left Coast Dan
October 7th, 2012
James Taranto of WSJ is my favorite journalist, and I think his analysis on Thursday nails it. Pretty much what a lot of us are thinking: Obama never was a particularly good debater, he just had substandard opponents, situations that favored him and an adoring mass of people who were biased to think he was all that.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443768804578036490415028514.html
Chalupa
October 7th, 2012
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/mister-k-obama-s-mentor-t9784.html
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grayscape
October 7th, 2012
No…..You leftard assholes hired him to read a script, remember? Why are you so surprised that he’s an EMPTY chair?
Irish
October 7th, 2012
OMG and again Obabble can’t place the blame where it belongs. He stunk. Period
dba_vagabond_trader
October 7th, 2012
Such entitled tiddy babies, never admit an error or take responsibility. How the fck can this election be close?!
mkultra
October 7th, 2012
LOL. Liberals get a mouthful of the fruit of their precious affirmative action. And they didn’t much care for the shi77y taste. Suffer, bi7ches.
dba_vagabond_trader
October 7th, 2012
Wonder if Lurch will fit under the bus?
mkultra
October 7th, 2012
Ingenious Mr Ed parody, Chalupa!
Tim
October 7th, 2012
I can’t understand why they just don’t continue to blame Bush – that’s worked well so far.
All together now:
“That Damned George Bush!
It’s his fault BO sounded like an idiot!”
No further explanation required.
Unruly Refugee
October 7th, 2012
They’re really scraping the bottom of the tar pit now.
sTevo
October 7th, 2012
This such BS. It was George Bush’s fault.
lulu5297
October 7th, 2012
I saw this on another site and it’s become my favorite new name for our slacker prez–President BEBO (Blame Everybody But Obama).
Maybe we can just call him President Booger? President Bugger? (and not because he likes to spy on Americans). Whatever it is, part of his meltdown now and going forward will be to mock him into obilivion. His thin skin just won’t be able to take it.
Great Merciful Zeus I can’t stand the guy.
Corona
October 7th, 2012
John Kerry channeling Mitts’ rage? He can’t even channel common sense.
Chalupa
October 7th, 2012
Thanks mk – it was too easy, really
chiefillinicake
October 7th, 2012
Look at that! Every thirty years or so the Democrat twatwaffles fuck it up so badly that they get banished to the wilderness for a spell.
Time’s up, twatwaffles! Be gone now! And don’t let the door hit you in the ass!
CrustyB
October 7th, 2012
John Kerry, the mental giant whose 2004 campaign strategy was to just show up.
billy c
October 7th, 2012
ahh,HEH NO, romney’s a fine looking man, and he ANI’T no robot
who was the consultant in the lying party to pick john effing ‘i don’t fall dawn, the sonabitch ran into me’ kerry?
Jarhead Cracka
October 7th, 2012
Wait, John Kerry, Mr “I fought in Vietnam 3X Purple Hearts” wasn’t aggressive enough? Yeah, that’s the ticket. The mile-high altitude got to him (after flying in via AF One with a cabin pressure maintained about 5500 feet). Yeah, that’s the ticket. They need to hire Jon Lovitz to coach them on these lies. That’s the ticket.
Wraith
October 7th, 2012
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson:
“This is everybody’s fault but mine!”
This guy is a disgrace to the Oval Office, the USA and all adult human beings.
serfer52
October 7th, 2012
Have we ever had a POTUS who picked his nose in public as The Punk OTUS?
Moe Tom
October 7th, 2012
How could obummer say anything worth listening to? Could he mention Solenrda, Ener 1, Beacon Power, Abound Solar,Amonix Solar,Spectra Watt&Eastern Energy, ALL BANCRUPT companies which the bummer gave 90 billion of taxpayers money to, and who, in return, donated big time to his campaign. Meanwhile Romney held his ammunition. He has yet to brag, Romney dosen’t brag, about his investments, with private money in Staples, Toys “R’ Us. The Home Depot, Domino’s Pizza,Burger King, and many more successful companies who employ and train thousands of young people.
When will the American people wake up?
Carlos The Jackal
October 7th, 2012
“I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!”
Jake Elwood & Barak H Obama
berlet98
October 8th, 2012
Grading the Eye-Candy Man’s Debate
The first debate between the two antagonists vying for the privilege to lead the United States of America for the next four years, each intending to impress the American electorate with his intelligence, knowledge, and expertise, represented not only a crushing blow to Barack Hussein Obama’s re-election prospects.
It also stands as yet another exposé of his fundamental ineptitude and his outrageous pretensions to being the much-heralded, most brilliant, and most articulate president in our nation’s history.
In fact, absent his teleprompters which his handlers customarily use to dictate everything he says and how he says it, Obama came across as an ignorant dolt serving far above his pay grade and totally unqualified to speak intelligently, let alone serve as president.
When my son was a freshman at Penn State, his professor in a public speaking class assigned his first speech a C- and explained his reason for the low grade: My son had used the “uh-word” excessively, a sign he either hadn’t prepared well enough, that he wasn’t confident in the speech’s contents, or that he knew he was wrong in what he said.
BuzzFeed.com has compiled an amusing/scary video collection of our scholar-president’s wasted 51 seconds repeatedly uttering the “uh-word.”
A lousy overall performance anyway, it would have been awarded a D+ at best by my son’s prof based on his “uhs” alone. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=28319.