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Student Spiked Teacher’s Coffee With Butt Pills
“GluteBoost” supplement added to Charlotte educator’s beverage
OCTOBER 5–Police are investigating a North Carolina high school student who allegedly spiked his teacher’s coffee with “GluteBoost,” a supplement that purports to “enhance your butt size.”
Charlotte cops learned of the alleged tampering from Ellen Vick, a 61-year-old teacher at Independence High School who reported that her drink was spiked last week with “some sort of substance,” according to a police report.
A subsequent investigation determined that “GluteBoost” had been added to the educator’s coffee. As detailed in the police report, investigators seized “Container of Glute boost with 1 full capsule and 3 empty capsules.”
According to the manufacturer’s web site, the “All Natural Butt Enhancement Pill” delivers “the hour glass figure you deserve without paying for expensive buttock enhancement surgery or enduring the pain of pricey butt injections.” Additionally, a prospective customer is advised that, “you can achieve your goals and get a bigger booty 100% Risk FREE.”
grayscape
October 7th, 2012
Who was the dealer…Mooch?
Death_By_Farts
October 7th, 2012
Yeah, I can understand the reasoning for that.
nothing turns me on more than a 61 year old woman with a big ass….
Corona
October 7th, 2012
Does this coffee make my butt look big?
Unruly Refugee
October 7th, 2012
Back in my day they would have used Exlax so they could see the results before the next class.
Tim
October 7th, 2012
Ain’t NOBODY round these parts needs any of that!
Chalupa
October 7th, 2012
Fill her to the rim – with Brim.
Doc
October 7th, 2012
You know she SHITS outta that thing, RIGHT!?!?
Bad Brad
October 7th, 2012
I would think they would be suppositories.
Unneutral
October 7th, 2012
I wouldn’t take that sitting down.
Cynic
October 7th, 2012
His largess was a large ass.
Tony R
October 7th, 2012
Great. Glute Boost. Now everyone can have that coveted ghetto look!
Edith McCrotch
October 7th, 2012
Whatever happen to good ol’ buttered biscuits and gravy?
It did wonders for my sister’s in laws ass.
Unruly Refugee
October 7th, 2012
The biggest insult in the hood is to be called a skinny ass bitch.
Carlos The Jackal
October 7th, 2012
So the wife’s looking in the mirror, tells her husband she thinks she’d like bigger breasts.
He tells her, “Just rub bathroom tissue in your cleavage once or twice a day.”
“will that work?”
“It did for your ass.”
Mary Jane Anklestraps
October 8th, 2012
lolol you guys.
Imagine if the teacher had a caffeine allergy and had a heart attack. That kid would have spent life in prison and bubba would have made his ass a little bigger too… the hard way.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
October 8th, 2012
Oy, the stuff in the butt boost, not the caffeine.