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A Miracle! 114K New Jobs Employ 450K People!
WASHINGTON (BHN) – In what can only be described as a miracle, the September federal government jobs report shows that over 456,000 people gained employment through the creation of only 114,000 new positions!
“Never in history have we witnessed a sudden creation of thousands of single job positions employing multiple individuals,” said one business analyst. “It might be a miracle from God, but it’s going to be a real bitch for accounting.”
Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis bristled at the barrage of accusations accusing the Obama administration of artificially inflating employment numbers a month before elections, telling reporters, “No, really, that’s the numbers. I’m pretty sure.”
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I'm Your Huckleberry
October 7th, 2012
those numbers are no more skewed than her face…
squatch
October 7th, 2012
Pelosi said food stamps create jobs.
So, we just added the two together and….voila !
It’s arithmetic.
CrustyB
October 7th, 2012
See, if you get a part-time job at McDonald’s and you handle fries, shakes and coffee that’s like three jobs. It’s math!
persecutor
October 7th, 2012
“I coulda been a contenduh!”
persecutor
October 7th, 2012
A miracle, just like loaves and fishes; Ozero really is the Messiah!I wanna see him walk across the White House pool.[sarcasm off]
Carlos The Jackal
October 7th, 2012
Chicago Jesus miracles be da only miracles fo me!
pissedpatriot30
October 7th, 2012
If you go shopping using an EBT card that’s not yours, then you are actually working, cause that’s like work, ya know…
dapenguin in OIHO
October 7th, 2012
notice she gave herself an out
“No, really, that’s the numbers. I’m pretty sure.”
She did not say I know they are correct, so after the election she can come back and say oops we found an accounting error.
msq
October 7th, 2012
well, Jesus had the bread and fish,
bama has “statistics”
Carlos The Jackal
October 7th, 2012
Me at the bank:
“What do you mean, overdrawn? My account balance was a one followed by 6 zero’s!
No, really, that’s the numbers. I’m pretty sure.”
Think it’ll fly?
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Tim
October 7th, 2012
What’s absolutely staggering is the audacity of knowing that no matter what stupid, moronic, pathetic lie you come up with, people will fall all over themselves and sully their ‘reputations’ to propagate that lie.
This woman has to be aware that she’s playing the fool.
Tim
October 7th, 2012
No Integrity.
No Self-Respect.
Consummate Prostitute.
Sacrifice All for the Socialist Illusion.
shockuhzulu
October 7th, 2012
This was confirmed by other Government Officials whose names begin with “H”
Hillary
Hinkey
Hymen
Tom
October 7th, 2012
It’s all that circus in DC. All they know is that fancy math, that makes them look good.
It would be nice to have someone working there who was for the people and the country, not just to fatten their own wallet.
Eric
October 7th, 2012
“I’m pretty sure.”
YOU’RE pretty sure?
Lady, you are the friggin Secretary of Labor for God stake KNOW something!