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October 6th, 2012
Looks like even two of Romney’s grandsons get the joke that is Biden.
Joe was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Joe has been missing since Friday.
More likely that he tripped over the bar that he and his ilk have lowered so as to accomodate their idiot spawn.
cfm – Who’s Ed and why is he waking up with Joe’s wife? : )
Damn scribble! ” Who’s Ed?” LMFAO!
Barry boarded the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to, of all people Joe Biden. Joe kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from him, he said, “It’s golf balls.”
Nevertheless, Joe continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain his curiosity any longer, asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow
@ scribble. Ya gotta ask Joe.
Joe was campaigning for the socialists and was delivering a speech.
Towards the end of the speech he said “… the middle class has been buried the past four years!”
The speechwriter musta been a closet American.
Obama and Biden exit out of a bar and see a ten year old boy. Biden says “Let’s screw him!” and Obama says “Out of what?”
Y’all “bastids” up north got that right!!!
cfm – I reread the Joke. Looks like Joe left the gift on the wrong driveway.
Joe went into a store in up State New York, way up state. He order a ham ‘n provalone, sandwich, on a club roll with mustard’
Oh you’re Joe Biden right.?
Yeah, sure am man, how’d you guess?
This is a Hardware Store Mate.
Joe went to the beach hoping to have some luck with the ladies, but wasn’t doing too well, so he heads over to the guard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.
“Dude, it’s obvious,” says the lifeguard, “you’re wearing those baggy swim trunks that make you look like an old geezer. Grab yourself a pair of speedos, about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato inside. I’m telling you, you’ll have all the babes you want!”
The following weekend,Joe hits the beach with his new Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it’s even worse than before. Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick. So, Brad goes back to the life-guard again and ask him:
“What’s wrong now?”
“Dude!” says the lifeguard: “The potato goes at the front!”
Man, if you want a WAY more sober pix of a current dinner table, check out the latest AFP ad. Not a single word of dialogue, but heartbreaking.
Joe Biden walks into a bar, takes a dog turd out of his pocket, and shouts out, “Hey guys, look what I almost stepped in!”
October 7th, 2012
Sitting here spitting coffee! Ah Joe, ya dumb bastid! LOL!!
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