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October 6th, 2012
“What does Barry do when Moose is on vacation?”
“Siss Boom Bah”
“What’s the last thing you hear when a muzzie suicide bomber is with a sheep?”
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Carson would have eaten him alive.
Stirrin the B.S.
Son of a bitch.
What Obama would have if he had one.
“What did I catch an Men’s World?”
Black and blue ass
What Mitt Romney handed me at the debate
What Reggie does to Oblowmes’ dub-dub
“A pike, a tryke, and a dyke”
“Name a fish, a child’s plaything, and an Obama Supreme Court appointment.”
This isn’t too far off, because you know the libstains in the debate commission are going to give him all the questions in advance so he can practice them. I expect Obama to be much better the next time probably way out of proportion to his knowledge-base but will probably still get beaten. What device do you think that they are going to put in his ear so he can give better responses??
What Bari has been his whole life, or…
What Bari puts on his dub-dub after a night with Reggie.
an “I Enjoy Vagina” T-Shirt.
Name a piece of clothing that Barry is not qualified to wear.
Answer: Biden, Obama, and Pelosi
Question: Name a Joe, A Schmoe, and a former speaker of the house
The Answer: Obama wins debate
The Question: What does Obama get for baiting his hook the fastest?
The Answer: Michelle’s Bottom
The Question: Where did they find Bo when he was missing for a week?
Big Ben, Peyton Manning and Oblowme’s campaign promises.
What’s a clock, a jock and a crock?
Nancy Peolsi, ShamWow, and Barney Frank
Name a Hag, A Rag, and Massachusettes congressman
Kissed my first lady
What Obama said to Michelle at the end of their first date.
ANSWER: Fast and Furious.
QUESTION: Describe the action between Obama and Reggie Love on Air Force One.
ANSWER: Eric Holder
QUESTION: What Bill Clinton said to Eric when Kathleen Willey tried to escape.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Bari’s vagina.
Name three things that have yeast.
Obama speech, Joe Biden, and Michelle.
The question: What is a stump, chump, and dump?
Runs in circles grabbing the ground.
The question: What does Joe Biden do if you have a laser pointer?
The Right To bear arms…
What is Michelle Obama’s fashion designer’s manifesto?
If the voters have their way, what message will Obumphuk be sending the people of Hawaii?
San Miguel Beer
What goes good with dog meat stew
Obama’s Birthday Cake, Birth Certificate, and Micheal Moore.
Name three things that have 8 layers.
Name your mother’s favorite magazine.
“Who is the biggest pushover pussy President, before Wednesday?”
Barry’s mental state 3 minutes 12 seconds into the debate
the end of Billy Ayers pecker.
Name the place where your political career was launched.
Fundraising, Golf, and Vacations…
Name the three things Obama read in his job discription.
Lions, elephants, and Obama…
Name three things one thinks of when watching, “Out of Africa”
Baraq: “May a weird TSA agent discover a secret compartment in your sister.”
Hi De Ho
What does Al Sharpton say when he kills a hooker?
The pointy end of Mitt Romney’s boot.
Name the place where your political career ended.
Baraq: “May you be forced to visit a near-sighted proctologist…..on second thought, that might be fun.”
Food stamps, Welfare, and 99 weeks of unemployment.
What will obama be eligible for on 1/14/13?
The American people.
“Name the loser of the 2008 presidential election.”
What happens when George Bush serves the ball into the net?
Snap, crackle, pop.
“What noise did Ted Kennedy’s liver make?”
Department of Justice…
Name a building that used to exist in Washington.
A nine foot base with two feet of powder.
“Describe Obummer’s nose.”
What is Obama looking for at Man Country?
What is the life expectancy of US ambassadors in the Middle East?
“How much time did Oblowme spend in D.C. this year?”
Head of State
What Barry’s old Choom gang call him today.
What will Obysmal enjoy the most from his beachfront retirement home next January?”
Boobie the Rocket Dog
A heel, a hood and a hack.
What are a stiletto, a ghetto and a mulatto.
So her butt won’t look so big……
Why did Joey Behar sit so close to Michelle?
Black and white and red all over.
“Who is Baraq Hussein Obahmah?”
Pool: Obama asked the proprietor at Rolston Poultry how business was going.
“Terrible since you got here,” the man said.
— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) October 5, 2012
“Winkin’, Blinkin’ and Nod”
What I do in between all the “uh’s”
What’s the next pile of crap we’re going to tell you to believe?
“Vacationing, golfing, campaigning”
“Name three things I happen to be doing when economics numbers improve.”
Richard Pryor, Micheal Jackson, And Chevy Volts
Name 3 things that have burst into flames.
What did Obama call the Libyian diplomatic corps..
Ice Cream, Just Words, and dogs
Name three things Obama has eaten?
Punked like a Rent Boy…
What’s the first thing Michelle said to Obama after the debate.
“A chicken-headed pig fart”
* What the witch doctor told Barry’s mother the day he was born when she asked if it was a boy or a girl.
Free Cell Phone
What will be Eric Holders first request in prison?
Freed Terrorists, ignored Jon Corzine, ignored Black Panthers, and ecouraged voter fraud.
What are some exerpts from Eric Holder’s resume’?
Drunk, sunk, and Skunk
What three words reminds us of Ted Kennedy?
What is the explanation for Obama’s neutered stance on Iran’s nuclear program. And then Ed McMahon belly laughs…
I'm Your Huckleberry
“What happens when you shave too close to your agwuas” ?
Obama’s ass served on a platter.
What are the headlines on MSNBC?
Opium Den of thieves
Finger in the dike.
Where does Kagan’s proctologist stick his finger?
CNN’s description of Obama’s performance.
October 7th, 2012
Magnificent? Snoop Dog’s Doggy Doo-Doo
The ever-classy Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. who lately goes by the name Snoop Lion after dumping Doggy Dogg and Snoop Dogg has added another title to his already impressive résumé: Presidential Political Analyst.
The oft-imprisoned Calvin instagrammed a purloined list of the 10 reasons he’s not voting for Mitt Romney and 10 reasons he is voting for Barack Obama, all of which vividly demonstrate his incisively awesome capacity to insightfully analyze the candidates.
All 20 represent more than sufficient, substantive information for undecideds to decide who gets their votes on November 6th.
Among Snoop Lion’s very cogent observations on Romney is that ”He a white n*****r” and the “muthaf*****s name is Mitt” (repeated for emphasis), that “He a ho” who “looks like he say n****r all the time,” that “He a Mormon who ain’t got hoes,” and he reminds Calvin “of every boss I ever hated,” all reasons enough for the Snoopster’s threat, “Bitch I will beat the s**t out of you.”
Calvin also includes Ann Romney in his critique, pointing out “Bitch got a dancing horse.”
Snoop Lion may not think much of the Romneys but he is enthralled by the Obamas.
As contrasted with the Mittster, that Barack, “He a black n****r,” “mad cool,” “He wears a durag just like me” and uses the same hair clippers, he hugged and sniffed Beyonce’, smokes Newports and “I seen that n****r hoop before and he got a jumper.”
He accords the president’s wife . . . (http://tiny.cc/rz1rlw)
(Editor’s note: The Snoopster didn’t use asterisks. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=28337.)
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