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lolol!!!

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Carson would have eaten him alive.

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Son of a bitch.

What Obama would have if he had one.

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“HIV”

“What did I catch an Men’s World?”

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Black and blue ass

What Mitt Romney handed me at the debate

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Rub-a-dub-dub

What Reggie does to Oblowmes’ dub-dub

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This isn’t too far off, because you know the libstains in the debate commission are going to give him all the questions in advance so he can practice them. I expect Obama to be much better the next time probably way out of proportion to his knowledge-base but will probably still get beaten. What device do you think that they are going to put in his ear so he can give better responses??

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Ben Gay

What Bari has been his whole life, or…

What Bari puts on his dub-dub after a night with Reggie.

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an “I Enjoy Vagina” T-Shirt.

Name a piece of clothing that Barry is not qualified to wear.

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Answer: Biden, Obama, and Pelosi

Question: Name a Joe, A Schmoe, and a former speaker of the house

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The Answer: Obama wins debate

The Question: What does Obama get for baiting his hook the fastest?

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The Answer: Michelle’s Bottom

The Question: Where did they find Bo when he was missing for a week?

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Big Ben, Peyton Manning and Oblowme’s campaign promises.

What’s a clock, a jock and a crock?

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Nancy Peolsi, ShamWow, and Barney Frank

Name a Hag, A Rag, and Massachusettes congressman

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Kissed my first lady

What Obama said to Michelle at the end of their first date.

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ANSWER: Fast and Furious.

QUESTION: Describe the action between Obama and Reggie Love on Air Force One.

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ANSWER: Eric Holder

QUESTION: What Bill Clinton said to Eric when Kathleen Willey tried to escape.

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A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Bari’s vagina.

Name three things that have yeast.

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Obama speech, Joe Biden, and Michelle.

The question: What is a stump, chump, and dump?

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Runs in circles grabbing the ground.

The question: What does Joe Biden do if you have a laser pointer?

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The Right To bear arms…

What is Michelle Obama’s fashion designer’s manifesto?

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“Coming home”

If the voters have their way, what message will Obumphuk be sending the people of Hawaii?

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San Miguel Beer

What goes good with dog meat stew

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Bizzare Life.

Name your mother’s favorite magazine.

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“Jimmy Carter”

“Who is the biggest pushover pussy President, before Wednesday?”

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Quiet Riot

Barry’s mental state 3 minutes 12 seconds into the debate

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the end of Billy Ayers pecker.

Name the place where your political career was launched.

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Fundraising, Golf, and Vacations…

Name the three things Obama read in his job discription.

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Lions, elephants, and Obama…

Name three things one thinks of when watching, “Out of Africa”

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Baraq: “May a weird TSA agent discover a secret compartment in your sister.”

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Hi De Ho

What does Al Sharpton say when he kills a hooker?

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The pointy end of Mitt Romney’s boot.

Name the place where your political career ended.

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Baraq: “May you be forced to visit a near-sighted proctologist…..on second thought, that might be fun.”

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Food stamps, Welfare, and 99 weeks of unemployment.

What will obama be eligible for on 1/14/13?

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Bush’s Fault

What happens when George Bush serves the ball into the net?

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Snap, crackle, pop.

“What noise did Ted Kennedy’s liver make?”

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Department of Justice…

Name a building that used to exist in Washington.

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A nine foot base with two feet of powder.

“Describe Obummer’s nose.”

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60 Minutes.

“How much time did Oblowme spend in D.C. this year?”

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Head of State

What Barry’s old Choom gang call him today.

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The View

What will Obysmal enjoy the most from his beachfront retirement home next January?”

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A heel, a hood and a hack.

What are a stiletto, a ghetto and a mulatto.

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So her butt won’t look so big……

Why did Joey Behar sit so close to Michelle?

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Black and white and red all over.

“Who is Baraq Hussein Obahmah?”

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Check this…

Pool: Obama asked the proprietor at Rolston Poultry how business was going.

“Terrible since you got here,” the man said.

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) October 5, 2012

http://battlegroundwatch.com/2012/10/05/obama-hows-business-business-owner-terrible-since-you-got-here-with-photo/

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“Winkin’, Blinkin’ and Nod”

What I do in between all the “uh’s”

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7.8% Unemployment

What’s the next pile of crap we’re going to tell you to believe?

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“Vacationing, golfing, campaigning”

“Name three things I happen to be doing when economics numbers improve.”

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Richard Pryor, Micheal Jackson, And Chevy Volts

Name 3 things that have burst into flames.

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The Expendables

What did Obama call the Libyian diplomatic corps..

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Ice Cream, Just Words, and dogs

Name three things Obama has eaten?

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Punked like a Rent Boy…

What’s the first thing Michelle said to Obama after the debate.

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“A chicken-headed pig fart”

* What the witch doctor told Barry’s mother the day he was born when she asked if it was a boy or a girl.

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Free Cell Phone

What will be Eric Holders first request in prison?

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Freed Terrorists, ignored Jon Corzine, ignored Black Panthers, and ecouraged voter fraud.

What are some exerpts from Eric Holder’s resume’?

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Drunk, sunk, and Skunk

What three words reminds us of Ted Kennedy?

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http://www.zcommunications.org/we-own-the-world-by-noam-chomsky

What is the explanation for Obama’s neutered stance on Iran’s nuclear program. And then Ed McMahon belly laughs…

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“Nicaragua”…,

“What happens when you shave too close to your agwuas” ?

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Obama’s ass served on a platter.

What are the headlines on MSNBC?

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Opium Den of thieves

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Finger in the dike.

Where does Kagan’s proctologist stick his finger?

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Shovel Ready

CNN’s description of Obama’s performance.

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Magnificent? Snoop Dog’s Doggy Doo-Doo

The ever-classy Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. who lately goes by the name Snoop Lion after dumping Doggy Dogg and Snoop Dogg has added another title to his already impressive résumé: Presidential Political Analyst.

The oft-imprisoned Calvin instagrammed a purloined list of the 10 reasons he’s not voting for Mitt Romney and 10 reasons he is voting for Barack Obama, all of which vividly demonstrate his incisively awesome capacity to insightfully analyze the candidates.

All 20 represent more than sufficient, substantive information for undecideds to decide who gets their votes on November 6th.

Among Snoop Lion’s very cogent observations on Romney is that ”He a white n*****r” and the “muthaf*****s name is Mitt” (repeated for emphasis), that “He a ho” who “looks like he say n****r all the time,” that “He a Mormon who ain’t got hoes,” and he reminds Calvin “of every boss I ever hated,” all reasons enough for the Snoopster’s threat, “Bitch I will beat the s**t out of you.”

Calvin also includes Ann Romney in his critique, pointing out “Bitch got a dancing horse.”

Snoop Lion may not think much of the Romneys but he is enthralled by the Obamas.
As contrasted with the Mittster, that Barack, “He a black n****r,” “mad cool,” “He wears a durag just like me” and uses the same hair clippers, he hugged and sniffed Beyonce’, smokes Newports and “I seen that n****r hoop before and he got a jumper.”

He accords the president’s wife . . . (http://tiny.cc/rz1rlw)

(Editor’s note: The Snoopster didn’t use asterisks. . .

(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=28337.)

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-The Bucket.

-What’s the difference between 0bama and a bucket of shit?

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