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  1. Jimmy

    October 5th, 2012

    Mitt Romney resting by an open fire,
    Big Bird hanging on the wall,
    All is well in the Republic we so love,
    Merry Christmas, to all.

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  2. Chalupa

    October 5th, 2012

    Libs love Big Bird because he’s over 40, lives at home and all of his friends are deadbeats.

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  3. Bad Brad

    October 5th, 2012

    Well, just spit Drambuie all over my keyboard. Damn, that’s priceless. I want to send those out. I’m totally impressed with Mitt. In my view he went from, Oh well, he’s a hell of a lot better then Barry, to, damn, I like this guy. I think the process worked. I’m jacked.

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  4. Nutjob

    October 5th, 2012

    I swear between this and the UHhhhh video I’ve had to clean my monitor 3 times from spewing on it laughing my ass off.

    Kudos and 20 thumbs up to everyone at IOTW!

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  5. GregGS

    October 5th, 2012

    Yeah! Lets go there, Sesame Street, stunting children’s mental growth for decades.

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  6. Jimmy

    October 5th, 2012

    I’m sending that one out as an email Christmas card.

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  7. grayscape

    October 5th, 2012

    Big Bird is a fag….like Bert and Ernie. I think Oscar and Cookie monster are fags too.

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  8. CrustyB

    October 5th, 2012

    M stand for Massive Tissue Damage.

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  9. Debbie

    October 5th, 2012

    Can I get me one of those huntin’ licenses?

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  10. Troy

    October 6th, 2012

    Fast and Furious express to the White House!

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  11. Unruly Refugee

    October 6th, 2012

    I’d ask where Barry’s head is but I figure Mitt doesn’t allow trash in his house so it’s still up Barry’s ass.

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  12. jinks

    October 6th, 2012

    My cheeks hurt from laughing! Aw fiddlesticks I pooped too.

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  13. Sarthurk

    October 6th, 2012

    but seriously folks,
    It’s all about taxpayer funding of PBS. I don’t watch it. Why should I pay for it? Plenty of folks pledge to fund it in their annoying drives what seems to be five or six times a year. So, Tell big bird to shove his big beak up his big bird ass if he don’t like us paying his(whatever) big bird way.

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  14. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 6th, 2012

    I WANT one of those!!! Where oh where? Don’t think the PBS store would have them. Maybe they’ll be offered as a “gift” for a $100 donation at their next beg-a-thon.

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  15. The Doktor

    October 6th, 2012

    So, what does Dora the Explorer know about having a successful PRIVATELY SPONSORED show that Big Bird does not??

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  16. Tabby

    October 6th, 2012

    Classic! One of the best Mitt mockups I’ve seen. ROTFL

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  17. Liberal Larry

    October 6th, 2012

    Mustn’t let children get an education. Mustn’t have free thinkers. Creeps. You want to stop funding. How about the Faux News Channel, where the only thing they teach is hate.

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  18. Jerry Manderin

    October 6th, 2012

    @Wiberal Warry.

    Fox News doesn’t take my tax money Einstein. And the only time hate is taught is when a leftist goes on the network and opens their mouths.

    And BTW, liberals only call it “Faux News” because they allow a conservative point of view. PERIOD.

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  19. J-Mac

    October 6th, 2012

    Hey Liberal Larry, indoctrination is not education.

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  20. Big_Dictator

    October 6th, 2012

    Liberal Larry
    A leftist troll

    The mighty limelight
    He thought he’d stole

    Came guns a blazin’
    To a realists’ site

    Gets bitchslapped down
    And that’s just right!

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  21. Rick

    October 6th, 2012

    Well, that didn’t take long…

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  22. Mr.Gates

    October 6th, 2012

    The whole family cracked up!

    1. This shows you how emotionally balanced Conservatives have a great sense of humor and can laugh at themselves. A life of joy!

    2. The comment stream regarding the empty chair cover on The New Yorker Magazine shows you how emotionally disturbed and emotionally constipated Commie-Libs see no humor in anything. A life of misery.

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  23. Mr.Gates

    October 6th, 2012

    Reference above: The New Yorker Facebook page.

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  24. Mr.Gates

    October 6th, 2012

    oops.

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  25. iris354

    October 6th, 2012

    Shouldn’t it read “Season’s Greetings from President-elect Mitt Romney”?

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  26. Tim

    October 6th, 2012

    I know the implication is that if the taxpayers quit funding PBS it would be the death knell for Big Bird – but that premise is catagorical bullshit.

    PBS makes enough off The Muppets to fund the whole thing, and they know it – more mendacity.

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  27. grayjohn

    October 7th, 2012

    Liberal Larry is so busy accusing everyone else of spewing hate he doesn’t recognize the hate he spews himself. Hate of freedom, hate of religion, hate of responsibility, hate of tradition, hate of knowledge, hate of truth, hate of anyone with a different point of view…doncha just hate that?

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