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h/t Snowball the Sourpuss
October 5th, 2012
Mitt Romney resting by an open fire,
Big Bird hanging on the wall,
All is well in the Republic we so love,
Merry Christmas, to all.
Libs love Big Bird because he’s over 40, lives at home and all of his friends are deadbeats.
Well, just spit Drambuie all over my keyboard. Damn, that’s priceless. I want to send those out. I’m totally impressed with Mitt. In my view he went from, Oh well, he’s a hell of a lot better then Barry, to, damn, I like this guy. I think the process worked. I’m jacked.
I swear between this and the UHhhhh video I’ve had to clean my monitor 3 times from spewing on it laughing my ass off.
Kudos and 20 thumbs up to everyone at IOTW!
Yeah! Lets go there, Sesame Street, stunting children’s mental growth for decades.
I’m sending that one out as an email Christmas card.
Big Bird is a fag….like Bert and Ernie. I think Oscar and Cookie monster are fags too.
M stand for Massive Tissue Damage.
Can I get me one of those huntin’ licenses?
October 6th, 2012
Fast and Furious express to the White House!
I’d ask where Barry’s head is but I figure Mitt doesn’t allow trash in his house so it’s still up Barry’s ass.
My cheeks hurt from laughing! Aw fiddlesticks I pooped too.
but seriously folks,
It’s all about taxpayer funding of PBS. I don’t watch it. Why should I pay for it? Plenty of folks pledge to fund it in their annoying drives what seems to be five or six times a year. So, Tell big bird to shove his big beak up his big bird ass if he don’t like us paying his(whatever) big bird way.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
I WANT one of those!!! Where oh where? Don’t think the PBS store would have them. Maybe they’ll be offered as a “gift” for a $100 donation at their next beg-a-thon.
So, what does Dora the Explorer know about having a successful PRIVATELY SPONSORED show that Big Bird does not??
Classic! One of the best Mitt mockups I’ve seen. ROTFL
Mustn’t let children get an education. Mustn’t have free thinkers. Creeps. You want to stop funding. How about the Faux News Channel, where the only thing they teach is hate.
Fox News doesn’t take my tax money Einstein. And the only time hate is taught is when a leftist goes on the network and opens their mouths.
And BTW, liberals only call it “Faux News” because they allow a conservative point of view. PERIOD.
Hey Liberal Larry, indoctrination is not education.
A leftist troll
The mighty limelight
He thought he’d stole
Came guns a blazin’
To a realists’ site
Gets bitchslapped down
And that’s just right!
Well, that didn’t take long…
The whole family cracked up!
1. This shows you how emotionally balanced Conservatives have a great sense of humor and can laugh at themselves. A life of joy!
2. The comment stream regarding the empty chair cover on The New Yorker Magazine shows you how emotionally disturbed and emotionally constipated Commie-Libs see no humor in anything. A life of misery.
Reference above: The New Yorker Facebook page.
Shouldn’t it read “Season’s Greetings from President-elect Mitt Romney”?
I know the implication is that if the taxpayers quit funding PBS it would be the death knell for Big Bird – but that premise is catagorical bullshit.
PBS makes enough off The Muppets to fund the whole thing, and they know it – more mendacity.
October 7th, 2012
Liberal Larry is so busy accusing everyone else of spewing hate he doesn’t recognize the hate he spews himself. Hate of freedom, hate of religion, hate of responsibility, hate of tradition, hate of knowledge, hate of truth, hate of anyone with a different point of view…doncha just hate that?
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