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Swillary – those knockers are mine – now get your paws off ‘em!!

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I KNEW IT!!

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(Bill in the background) Hillary I told you she is mine now get back here!

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Bill would love these

+4

Bill left some spunk there

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Where is the FDA lable?

+3

Hey! I’m the family lech!

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B-”Hunny,Sheez gonna be thuh neew yew. All we gottah do is put yuur brain in her!”

H-”But ahmm hunngreey!”

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Feel my finger?

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Not only does Hillary like “pie” she also likes “snack cakes”.

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Mine were never so good

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Oh, wobble-knockers!

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I got a tingle up my leg

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I WANT THOSE!

+3

Oh! We’re on knock knock jokes now..

Knock Knock
who’s there?
Wilma
Wilma who?
Wilma Finger do till I get my pants down?

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You should come party on the pontoon, mines got a motorboat, here, let me show you.

+5

“Bill Clinton Slept Here”

+4

Bill:
“I did not have sex with those boobs, I mean that women”.

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Hillary:
“Man what I wouldn’t do to see those puppies hovering over me”.

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Nutjob – Ewwwwwww!!

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Nice tits ya got there honey. Would be a shame if something happened to them.

Now how much of a donation can I put you down for.

+5

Shemotorboat.

+3

“Hands off, Hill! I saw ‘em first!”

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTw1lzxTAis
*

+1

“THREESOME!”

Then Bill says; “I’ll get the cigars!”

+1

As I said on IBFH –

Once you go dyke, only boobies you’ll like.

+5

Bill reacts as Hil gets in the way of a “money shot”.

+4

Hey, Hill! I approve the trade – Huma for Christina.

+2

aw should of said..Hil intercepts a money shot.

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Let me at them puppies and I’ll give you a job somewhere in my department of interior.

+4

Hillary:
Did I ever tell you I used to be a gynecologists?

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Hillary:
“Did I ever tell you I was a cancer researcher and gave breast exams, oh look I see 2 lumps as we speak, I should probably check them”.

“Bill, I got this one..leave it be”!

+2

“Wow Bill, these look like the biggest boobs you’ve ever came across”.

“Not true Hillary”

+3

Show me your merkin and I’ll show you mine.

+1

Nice, just nice. Reminds me of the seventies and my journey with Steinem through London. Bill, so help me IT will be ripped off!

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Hillary:

“Gawd I’d let another embassador get killed by an unruley mob to get a peek at them puppies”.

+2

Bill….”I never had sexual relations withthat woman.”

+3

Wow, look at that, a photo of 4 boobs!

+3

“Why do you think they call it the Secret Service, Christine…”

+2

Secretary Clinton wants to negotiate a new settlement.

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Hillary: let me tell you Christine, President Carter has nothing on me when it comes to getting involved in humanitarian efforts in the USA.
Just last summer Humma and I built an entire house for the poor all by ourselves !
We didn’t even use any nails, it was all tongue in groove.

+2

the only thing I can think of is “motorboating” (the one to the far left)

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Hillary: “Let me strap something on more comfortable…”

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My little red head brother would ask her “Got any Irish in you?’ If she said “no” he would say “want some”

(and if she said “yes” he would say “want some more”?…I,ve seen him do it, and it works. Must be the living on a sailboat thing)

I’m jealous of him in some ways…here is his blog if you are interested:

http://carolinakeith.wordpress.com/

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There’s no age limit with this woman:

http://cheezburger.com/3988522240

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Hi Honey, does your mane match your tail??

+2

“Oh, you dropped a bit of chocolate down your front. Let me get that for you, Sweetie.”

+3

Unruly, Hillary met Sandra in elementary school?

+1

I’ve been forced to watch the bitch on the Voice. I’m convinced she has no nips. I swear she wears shit down to the bottom of her crack and NADA. Blake Sheldon freaken slays me. Bow Hunter.

+2

@Debbie

I didn’t realize that was Flucke. Looks like you are correct?

+1

If that’s Fluke, she plumped up at Georgetown.

+2

@ Alpha Maser,

I’m sending that one to my little brother!

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Screw Bill, let me get a piece of those too

+1

My what big boobs you have my dear
Better for you to suck on Granny

+2

Fuck off, Bill. I saw ‘em first.

+2

No Bill, these are mine. Soon, my pretty soon….

+2

“What a RACK. They’re firm and supple in that brassiere.”

“Did you say something Madam Secretary?”

“What, Iraq? We’re firm for a couple of years.”

+2

How could ANYONE NOT help but to admire them for a moment or two?

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Nice tits, Megan!

+2

Hume, you can go home now. Bill and I are having a threesome tonight. Uh, I mean dinner.

+3

I never had sex with that woman! No, not the ugly lesbian, the good looking blonde.

+3

Hillary, if somebody slips and falls in that puddle it’s coming out of your bank account, not mine …

+1

Can someone tell me how one gets a green thumb in order to vote?

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@Kathryn
I just gave you one by clicking on the thumb .

+1

Bubba: “Hilly, I’ll pack it while you snack it!”

Hilly: “Oh, Bubba, you read my mind!”

+3

An Old Canyon Yodeller like Hill would love to spend some face time on those hillocks….the whole Oboobie Administration seems to be infiltrated through and through with lesbians and fairey princesses….and beards… No wonder the gays and lesbians love them…what does that tell ya?

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Thank you Mountain Dog. Thanks for the vote. I just don’t know how on my end to show a green thumb. Was this sympathy vote?

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@Kathryn

it will look white to you because you can’t vote for yourself, and it will look white to me because I already voted for you. But it will show green to everyone else until they click on it.
Make sense? I’m not the best at explaining things.

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Mountain Dog, d’oh! You explained it perfectly. Now I feel like a total idiot. That really should have occurred to me. Also, love your gravatar.

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Kathryn

Took me a while to figure it out too.
And, thanks, I like yours too.

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HEY! Hill-Dawg, been there done that!!!!

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Hey Christina, get her to show you her vasectomy scar!!!

+2

Hillary ‘Ben Franklin’ Clinton exclaims: ‘Hey, gal, I’m really liking those gazoobas!’

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I’ll do you and Bill can have what’s left……

+2

As per the old Bugs Bunny line, “So round, so firm, so fully packed.”

+1

Either that, so she’s hoping for a ‘summit’ meeting.

+1

Nice set of lungs you got there… do you know I’m The Secretary of State?

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It’s OK, remember, you’re actually a niece of mine, so that means we can do…things… just like when you were little, remember? I know you were only four, but remember ‘the little cowgirl rides the big soft saddle”?

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