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Japan opens women-only masturbation bar
A new ladies-only masturbation bar stocked with colorful sex toys is creating buzz in Japan.
Love Joule, a “love and sex bar dedicated to women,” aims to foster a comfortable atmosphere in which ladies can “openly discuss masturbation,” perhaps with the help of a cocktail or two.
The bar, which opened in July in Tokyo’s Shibuya district, is off limits to men, unless accompanied by a woman.
The bar boasts it has already become popular among stars of Japan’s adult film industry, citing X-rated actress Nayuka Mine as a customer…
Until I figured out that the thing on the right was a liquor bottle I was very, very worried.
This story is target rich for comedy. Asian porno stars names and masturbation bar names??
Asian porn star Rinda Roverace was spotted last night at her favorite masturbation bar, Fat Man Little Boy. It’s been her new haunt ever since the plug was pulled on the now defunkt masturbation bar, Good Viblations.
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Big_Dictator
October 4th, 2012
Goo vyblayshunz. Dat velly funnee Missa Fur. ROR
Moe Tom
October 4th, 2012
Notice to Sandra Fluck, Jet Blue will fly you and your ilk to Japan, for free, after the election. Great opportunity for sex crazed lesbo democrats.
Bad Brad
October 4th, 2012
I don’t think the one the left has any choice.
RANDO
October 4th, 2012
Careful lady, you’ll put your eye out!
Edith McCrotch
October 4th, 2012
If you knew sushi like I know sushi…
RANDO
October 4th, 2012
That reminds me- Anyone heard from katechon lately?
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 4th, 2012
Do they sell Merkins too?
Unneutral
October 4th, 2012
I’d prefer to know all the ins and outs before I join.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 4th, 2012
Too bad they don’t have one for men – what is that? Mans Country you say?
Bad Brad
October 4th, 2012
Rando, Nothing from katechon , but hopefully he changed his bet after last night.
CrustyB
October 4th, 2012
I’d like to walk in there and yell “Free tentacles, on the house!”
Big_Dictator
October 4th, 2012
Cum on down and visit us. We’re located on I-69 between ‘The Fishin Hole’ and ‘Batteries R Us’. Taint no trouble finding parking.
Chieftain
October 4th, 2012
Smells like tuna in here…..
jclady
October 4th, 2012
I’m really not that old — and items such as these really make me want to puke/argue/rebel/FIGHT BACK!!
Unruly Refugee
October 4th, 2012
Radiation does some weird shit.
Jethro
October 4th, 2012
Ben Wa Betty’s
SR
October 4th, 2012
That’s discrimination! As a man I demand my rights to that masturbation bar;)/
Homer S.
October 4th, 2012
Mmmmmmmmmm! sushi!!!
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 4th, 2012
Even the bar stools are upside down.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 4th, 2012
I’ll have another drink and some fresh batteries please.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 4th, 2012
3 speeds
Tingle
Wiggle
and
who needs a man
Nutjob
October 4th, 2012
Think I’ll send em a bartender application.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 4th, 2012
Even the pool table doesn’t have balls
Big_Dictator
October 4th, 2012
Wen I ho dis diddo up tu my eea I hea da oshun cum
hanoverfist
October 4th, 2012
Ive got sumthin to do.
I’ll catch yall later……
Chalupa
October 4th, 2012
All kimonos are half off at Miso Hornees.
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
October 5th, 2012
Barkeep – another Martini please. And a fresh swizzle stick this time; the last one made my drink taste funny.
Frosteetoes
October 5th, 2012
Judging by the size of those tiny toys I suppose it’s true about Japanese men having small penises. These women have low expectations.
Bad Brad
October 5th, 2012
Frosteetoes, Not sure I head that direction. Just saying. OMG.
Bad Brad
October 5th, 2012
Why do they all have chipped teeth?
scr_north
October 5th, 2012
Well that’s just great. Not only do I now have to wear a dress, nylons, high heels and wig but I have to learn friggen japanese too. God Damn it’s hard to get a date these days.
Roadmaster
October 5th, 2012
Liquor in the front/poker in the rear.
Johnny Freedom
October 5th, 2012
I sincerely hope there is a 15 year old boy living next door who has a drill and some privacy.
GregMan
October 5th, 2012
Is there a viewing lounge?
SgtZim
October 5th, 2012
Sploosh!
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Stirrin the B.S.
October 5th, 2012
Japan is doing their best to eliminate the need for two people to have sex, and to have any intimate relationship for that matter. Who needs a man.
In fact, they are pioneering the virtual sex partner – no turndowns, no letdowns and no awkward moments afterwords – just you and yourself in sexual bliss (me, myself and I, if you want a threesome).
MNHawk
October 5th, 2012
Stirrin the B.S
I was thinking exactly along those same lines. Just think of all those men who are busy designing the perfect sex robot actually spent their time pursuing the real thing.
Then again, if the real thing is named Sandra Fluke, just give me the robot.