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The banana was unnecessary.

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“If you experience a frozen-hard penis longer than 12 hours, call your doctor.”

This calls for a song…

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That’s a good excuse NOT to have tort reform.

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Must have been what happened to President Obama because he sure didn’t show up with his last night.

But then again, with Mooshell in the family, one wiener is enough.

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The patient didn’t object to an ice pack on his junk for 19 hours? Was he in a coma?

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Thanks for the visual.

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@ Wyatt

No, he was married to my ex. The Ice Queen.

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I know

Half cocked is too easy, I have to do better for this croud.

Russian doctor right? Ia Kutchakockoff

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*crowd* but you knew that

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This post has made me thirsty, who else feels like having a frozen banana daiquiri?

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What’s that joke about the guy who was in a bad wreck and got the eye of an eagle, the arm of an ape and they couldn’t find a penis so they used an elephant’s trunk?

‘Doc, I can spot a flea a mile away, can beat anybody arm wrestling, but I don’t think I will ever get used to this thing stuffing hay up my ass.’

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Most ice-packs I’ve ever used last about 3-4 hours tops. I need me some of these 19 hour beers coolers!

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“Operator! I can’t hear!”

“That’s right, sir, you’ve been cut off.”

“I know that, but it shouldn’t affect my hearing!”

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I call bullshit. 19 hours with his junk packed in ice and they still were able to find 5 inches to cut off?????

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Well, I find something other than the ice pack hilarious. Can’t stop laughing at leaving the ice pack on his “pee pee”. Funny sometimes at what strikes one as being funny. Somehow pee pee was so much more effective than most other euphemisms.

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WTF?

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Scare mongering over Obamacare. Shame on you. BFH, the big banana for hire.

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I’ll never eat another banana.

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he should have held onto it better, you only get one !

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