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Why do they always put the scoop of vanilla ice cream on top of the chocolate ice cream in your ice cream sundae

RACISM!

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Say what you want about her, Coulter’s new book puts the racism industry into perspective.

Worth every penny of the $12.99 Kindle price.

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Why are the words black and dark always associated with the complete absence of light?

RACISM!

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Somebody is always trying to Blackmail me.

Racism!

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Blackballed – RACISM

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In the dark – RACISM

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Why is the White House not constructed with black marble?

Racism.

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Darth Vader.
’nuff said.

JWM

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Don’t even talk about Black sheep

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Why do good guys wear white hats and bad guys wear black hats?

RACISM!

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Why is the end of the universe called a black hole?

RACISM!

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Black got screwed by Decker

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Why is asphalt black and concrete white?

RACISM!

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Oregon State cancels ‘wear black’ day. Their school colors are orange and black. And ‘wear orange’ day is still ok.
http://www.katu.com/news/local/172571531.html

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Why is opium and heroin called black tar?

RACISM!

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Why is tylenol white and not black?
Racism!!

because it works ??

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Why does BLACK type do all the work but a “White Paper” gets all the credit?

Racism!

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Every time the electricity goes out they call it a Blackout.

RACISM!

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Martha Stewart’s Blackened Chicken recipe.

RACISM!

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Why does the NFl schedule playoff games in the coldest months of the year and meanigless exhibition games during the hottest months

Because they know white Northern European Americans handle cold better than African Americans.

Because they’re RACIST!

That’s why the Ice Bowl game was played in Green Bay — because there wasn’t enough ice in Dallas to slow down Dallas’s black players: because they knew it would give Jerry Kramer an advantage over Jethro Pugh at the goal line

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Why do we wear black at a funeral?

RACISM!

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Why do we celebrate white man’s oppression on Thanksgiving, and then call the day after Thanksgiving Black Friday?

RACISM!

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Why do retailers have white sales, but never black sales?

RACISM!

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Why is the 1929 stock market crash called Black Tuesday?

RACISM!

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Well hes not niggardly with the word racism.

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Why do you get three points for a 23-foot shot and just two for a windmill dunk

RACISM!

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Why do NFL referees wear black and white striped shirts as opposed to all black shirts

RACISM!

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@Lennie –

“….Why do NFL referees wear black and white striped shirts as opposed to all black shirts….”

I’m going to have to disagree with you on this one. It is clearly in honor of our first half white half black, halfrican-American president.

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“….Why do retailers have white sales, but never black sales?….”

Oops, it just occurred to me that we did have black sales, 300 years ago.

Am I going to be banned for that observation?

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However, if you are in sound financial condition, you’re “In the Black” as a positive vs “In the Red”
I suppose we’re going to have a problem with American Indians now?

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And why does the side with the white chess pieces move first?

RACISM!!!

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Why are white people expected to work to pay for the black and browns?

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