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Butt Chugging Press Conference

Home - by - October 4, 2012 - 10:00 America/New_York - 26 Comments

Ladies and Gentleman,
The problem of butt chugging is a serious one, and we have to get to the bottom of it.

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  1. Dr. Tar

    October 4th, 2012

    Must be Chris Matthews’ old Frat. He’s always talking out of his ass so butt chugging would come natural.

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  2. bfpa61

    October 4th, 2012

    What should we do with his drunk-ass?

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  3. Mountain Dog

    October 4th, 2012

    Anal fixation is a liberal thing.

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  4. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 4th, 2012

    “We’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

    GENTLEMEN!”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5_cTAzbLPU
    .

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  5. Callmelennie

    October 4th, 2012

    Chuggin’
    Got my cheeks pinched in
    Butt chuggin’, like the Pi Kapp man
    By rectum, sucking up the wine
    Just keep chuggin, on

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  6. RANDO

    October 4th, 2012

    That’s nothing. THIS is a real problem:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufqn9xBLmC0&feature=player_detailpage

    )*(

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  7. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 4th, 2012

    @ lennie- That’s DEAD, man.

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  8. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 4th, 2012

    @ Rando- How the hell did you find THAT?

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  9. Stirrin the B.S.

    October 4th, 2012

    I lost it when he denied being a gay man. I didn’t see that one coming! LOL!

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  10. Chalupa

    October 4th, 2012

    A hind is a terrible thing to waste.

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  11. Stirrin the B.S.

    October 4th, 2012

    This group gives new meaning to enemedia circus.

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  12. RANDO

    October 4th, 2012

    Boobie, I’m pretty sure I saw it here a couple of years ago. The visuals are quite indelible.
    We can only hope it doesn’t catch on here. It’s worse than Youth in Asia!

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  13. Johnny Freedom

    October 4th, 2012

    Thank God it’s the “other” UT.

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  14. Moxie Man

    October 4th, 2012

    @Rando – Just warming up a Hot Toddy, safer that heating in in the Microwave

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  15. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 4th, 2012

    Rando- Would Obamacare cover that?

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  16. bfpa61

    October 4th, 2012

    …but does the young man admit to playing
    Ass-Hole Beer Pong? Pour in beer, plug with pingpong ball wait for the FURP (Fart-Burp) Winner!

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  17. RANDO

    October 4th, 2012

    Boobie- I don’t know, and I hope I never have to find out!

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  18. conservative cowgirl

    October 4th, 2012

    Well…bottoms up!

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  19. serfer52

    October 4th, 2012

    Hey Chu

    The hind is a terrible thing to TASTE!!

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  20. Serious Putty

    October 4th, 2012

    @Boobie: Check under “road rash for poofters”.

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  21. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 4th, 2012

    …and in closing this press conference, I’d like to remind the students, know your enema.

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  22. Jerry Manderin

    October 4th, 2012

    I would ASSume that butt chugging Jack Daniel’s would burn like hell.

    I would also ASSume that butt chugging a Shock Top Lemon Shandy would make your rectum pucker.

    And finally, I would ASSume that butt chugging a bottle of Merlot would make your ass feel silky smooth.

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  23. jwm

    October 4th, 2012

    When I saw the headline I thought they might have been talking about one of the old school party hazards- accidentally grabbing a beer that someone had been using for an ashtray.
    *BARF*

    Glad I’m an old bastard whose partying years are a fading speck in the rearview mirror…

    oh wait, did I make a pun?

    JWM

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  24. Brooke

    October 4th, 2012

    Keep saying ‘butt-chugging’… Oh, my sides…

    Yeah, he’s a straight man… Suuuuuure.

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  25. Tabby

    October 4th, 2012

    Ummm WOW! ROTFL!
    Seriously I thought after seeing the pre-peeled bananas story I’d had more crazy than I could ask for come out of the headlines for the day..(The week even)! Apparently, I was wrong!
    It took me the first few minutes of this video to begin to think it actually might be real news coverage & not a spoof by “the onion”!! How the hell can they say “butt chugging” so many times & maintain a straight face?? haha The attitude of solidarity is the icing on that cake.
    The world truly has gone crazy!
    Does anyone really think if there were intelligent life our there & they tapped into our media they’d even waste 5 minutes of their time to travel to this planet to make contact with today’s humans? Yeah right! ;-)
    Too funny!

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  26. 1389AD

    October 5th, 2012

    Don’t try this at home! People have died from butt-chugging…no joke!

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