Home - by BigFurHat - October 4, 2012 - 10:00 America/New_York - 26 Comments
Ladies and Gentleman,
The problem of butt chugging is a serious one, and we have to get to the bottom of it.
October 4th, 2012
Must be Chris Matthews’ old Frat. He’s always talking out of his ass so butt chugging would come natural.
What should we do with his drunk-ass?
Anal fixation is a liberal thing.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
“We’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!
Got my cheeks pinched in
Butt chuggin’, like the Pi Kapp man
By rectum, sucking up the wine
Just keep chuggin, on
That’s nothing. THIS is a real problem:
@ lennie- That’s DEAD, man.
@ Rando- How the hell did you find THAT?
Stirrin the B.S.
I lost it when he denied being a gay man. I didn’t see that one coming! LOL!
A hind is a terrible thing to waste.
This group gives new meaning to enemedia circus.
Boobie, I’m pretty sure I saw it here a couple of years ago. The visuals are quite indelible.
We can only hope it doesn’t catch on here. It’s worse than Youth in Asia!
Thank God it’s the “other” UT.
@Rando – Just warming up a Hot Toddy, safer that heating in in the Microwave
Rando- Would Obamacare cover that?
…but does the young man admit to playing
Ass-Hole Beer Pong? Pour in beer, plug with pingpong ball wait for the FURP (Fart-Burp) Winner!
Boobie- I don’t know, and I hope I never have to find out!
The hind is a terrible thing to TASTE!!
@Boobie: Check under “road rash for poofters”.
Stranded in Sonoma
…and in closing this press conference, I’d like to remind the students, know your enema.
I would ASSume that butt chugging Jack Daniel’s would burn like hell.
I would also ASSume that butt chugging a Shock Top Lemon Shandy would make your rectum pucker.
And finally, I would ASSume that butt chugging a bottle of Merlot would make your ass feel silky smooth.
When I saw the headline I thought they might have been talking about one of the old school party hazards- accidentally grabbing a beer that someone had been using for an ashtray.
Glad I’m an old bastard whose partying years are a fading speck in the rearview mirror…
oh wait, did I make a pun?
Keep saying ‘butt-chugging’… Oh, my sides…
Yeah, he’s a straight man… Suuuuuure.
Ummm WOW! ROTFL!
Seriously I thought after seeing the pre-peeled bananas story I’d had more crazy than I could ask for come out of the headlines for the day..(The week even)! Apparently, I was wrong!
It took me the first few minutes of this video to begin to think it actually might be real news coverage & not a spoof by “the onion”!! How the hell can they say “butt chugging” so many times & maintain a straight face?? haha The attitude of solidarity is the icing on that cake.
The world truly has gone crazy!
Does anyone really think if there were intelligent life our there & they tapped into our media they’d even waste 5 minutes of their time to travel to this planet to make contact with today’s humans? Yeah right!
October 5th, 2012
Don’t try this at home! People have died from butt-chugging…no joke!
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