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  1. bitterclinger

    October 1st, 2012

    No, because I wasn’t a tramp.

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  2. Goldenfoxx

    October 1st, 2012

    Ask Sandra Fluke!

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  3. Randy

    October 1st, 2012

    The guy that owns this storage business can’t be very bright. Obama is never going to see that sign.

    Weaver

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  4. Aunt Liz

    October 1st, 2012

    Leave it to the libs to assume all women are sluts.

    @Randy – ha ha!! Good one! :)

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  5. Alxandro

    October 1st, 2012

    Dang, why do Dems have the hots for GOP VP choices?

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  6. AbigailAdams

    October 1st, 2012

    Best Answer: BitterClinger’s. Barry’s base is really base. Is that sign for real?

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  7. Kathy Shaidle

    October 1st, 2012

    The jokes write themselves, but for one thing:

    Clearly the liberal “males” who created this ad were jealous of the frat guys who were getting laid like tile.

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  8. AbigailAdams

    October 1st, 2012

    No. Actually Paul Ryan reminds me of a great guy who loves his mother, wife and family. Wish we lived near them; would love to go camping, fishing and bird hunting with the Ryans. And I’d gladly take some of that venison sausage off their hands.

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  9. Diogenes

    October 1st, 2012

    If democrats could come up with something actuality humorous….or truthful, they be dangerous.

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  10. norman einstein

    October 1st, 2012

    I guess they’re suggesting that Ryan would be a failure as a date. Somehow I doubt that.

    As opposed to the super-cool Won they might have dated, if only they were male and gay.

    “Mini storage”?…Bwaaaaahaaaaahaaaaa!

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  11. norman einstein

    October 1st, 2012

    @Kathie, welcome aboard. Loved your 99-second interview!
    (And so did the Hat.)

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  12. reddecaesari

    October 1st, 2012

    me thinks the owner of this storage facility was rejected by fraternities AND sororities en masse.

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  13. Joe

    October 1st, 2012

    Obama, does Paul Ryan remind you of every guy you slept with?

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  14. Joe

    October 1st, 2012

    BTW, Fur, I see these Elizabeth Warren ads everywhere on here. I think she should subscribe a few more here, spend up all her money, and lose big time. She is gonna lose, you know.

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  15. Pearl Clutcher

    October 1st, 2012

    I have been to alot of frat parties in my youth, and if the frat “boys” were as fine as Paul, I would have been more oblidging and had no regrets.

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  16. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    October 1st, 2012

    You have to put yourself in a liberal state of mind to even accept the premise. Even if I was a chick I couldn’t be water boarded into that frame of mine.

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  17. Aharte

    October 1st, 2012

    Not being of the whore persuasion, I can’t relate at all to the sentiment. However, Paul Ryan reminds me a lot of my husband, so there you are…

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  18. Toaster

    October 1st, 2012

    Doesn’t Barack Obama remind you of that gay guy you used to know in school who didn’t ever come out of the closet?

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  19. Moe Tom

    October 1st, 2012

    Skank Ad. This is baruk obummer and I approve this ad.

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  20. mickey_moussaoui

    October 1st, 2012

    Frat guys don’t sleep with ugly women, ugly women don’t vote Republican, ergo this add is BULLSHIT

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  21. michellesbigbeaver

    October 1st, 2012

    The ad was edited, it actually read: “Doesn’t Paul Ryan remind you you of every frat guy with a big dick you regret that you’re still not sleeping with?”

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  22. Hybrid Lemon

    October 1st, 2012

    What’s next to that sign, a giant lint roller?

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  23. Hybrid Lemon

    October 1st, 2012

    The caption: “Storage Whores – tonight on A&E”

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  24. Jim - PRS

    October 1st, 2012

    Joe Biden reminds me of my most recent bowel movement.

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  25. Chuck U Farley

    October 1st, 2012

    “Doesn’t Obama remind you of every Cake Boy you regretted having man-sex with?”

    C’mon metrosexuals, admit it; you know you did the ‘down low’.

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  26. Faye W-W

    October 1st, 2012

    No, beccause I wasn’t a Sandra fluke, however, looking back, I would have LOVED IT!!!

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  27. Chris Cassone

    October 1st, 2012

    I called and emailed. Call now and give the rat who answers (and hangs up) your name and a piece of your mind. I was clean and polite and the Obamabot hung up 2x.
    212-786-7243 option#1

    Keep pushing back

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  28. MER

    October 1st, 2012

    Sometimes I wish I were female and a Fluker while in college…Ryan would never have left my bed!

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  29. reddecaesari

    October 1st, 2012

    @hybrid

    lint roller!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  30. Rightwingfeather

    October 1st, 2012

    No he doesn’t.

    Because I am not a slut.

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  31. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    October 1st, 2012

    Ladies, that sign just insinuated that you are whores.

    Way to go, morons. Alienate 50% of your customers.

    Idiots.

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  32. yeswecan

    October 2nd, 2012

    our lowest common denominator forges our future

    Thanks AA

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  33. Anonymous

    October 2nd, 2012

    only if u r a slut begging for free birth control

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  34. JaneLovesJesus

    October 2nd, 2012

    Maybe he reminds the sign’s author of the decent guy she wishes she could have known instead of sleeping with all those frat boys.

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  35. Damn Lawyers

    October 2nd, 2012

    If it’s a real democrat ad it is more likely aimed at guys who whored around with frat guys, ain’t it?

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  36. Joe

    October 2nd, 2012

    I just want to add that Paul Ryan will make a great VP and a great president in the future. He may even be the next Reagan.

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  37. BILL

    October 2nd, 2012

    “Ladies, that sign just insinuated that you are whores.” – Good one MJA !

    That went right over the add creators head didn’t it ?

    Liberals want every one to think they are so darn smart to.

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  38. beachmom

    October 2nd, 2012

    Paul Ryan reminds me of the guys those manwhores were jealous of and the guy who stayed away from disease carrying whores.

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  39. Dantek

    October 2nd, 2012

    Ryan is a dude.

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  40. Team America

    October 2nd, 2012

    The storage owner must be about 400 lbs., really hairy, no teeth, drunk breath….and could never get a date. I’d call him jealous.

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  41. Michael W Perkins

    October 5th, 2012

    Just left a few choice messages, 1 with the douche answering the phone, & one for the machine. Call Every day folks…

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