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Prereably over his head!

No doubt his “music” is on the Obama’s iPod’s!

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Ray Bradbury would be so proud. “The Illustrated Man” lives. Yuck!

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That’s cute…he borrowed his mamma’s jewelery

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I think… er know he needs to wear a shirt when he performs.

Iggy Pop has also reached a stage where he NEEDS to wear a shirt when he performs.

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And by unexpected we mean completely expected.

@Screwy Puppy – Iggy Pop? Is he even still alive?

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Aaahhh, I see Moochelle got a new hair dresser.

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I’ve seen this guy before. He’s president of the I.D.G.. The International Douchbags Guild. God save the Republic.

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Can we do some matchmaking here? I’m thinking Illustrated Bro and Obamaphone Mama.

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I did a little research:
William Leonard Roberts II (born January 28, 1976), better known by his stage name Rick Ross In January 2008, Ross was arrested on gun and marijuana charges. Ross’s case was assigned to the gang task force. The officer stated that it was because Ross claimed affiliation with Carol City Cartel and other known gang members. but, ultimately one could not be established. In July 2008, The Smoking Gun produced details linking Ross’ social security number to an eighteen month stint as a correctional officer at the South Florida Reception Center, along with a photograph purporting to be Ross in his correctional officer uniform. Ross initially denied that the photograph was of him; after overwhelming evidence of his past came into the public’s eye, Ross later admitted that he did work as a correctional officer in Florida during the early 1990s. In a 2008 “Freeway” Ricky Ross (a drug dealer), claimed offense that Roberts used his name and identity when he learned that The Smoking Gun posted documents revealing Roberts’ previous employment as a Florida correctional officer.
Wow! what a scumbag!

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Damn, did I leave my webcam on again? Damn.

I wonder if he got the Tat volume discount price?

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More disgusting than pelosi and kathy griffin naked.

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Nice “bro-bage”. yech.

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Were they fighting over Ross’ stolen bra?

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Jaba the Hutt.
Paleeeeeze – Give that guy a manzeer (I mean bro).

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Dang, just noticed the custom low riders. W.T.F.?

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If shots WERE fired, I assume this guy got hit?

(Kinda hard to miss a target that big at any reasonable range…)

if the shooter was trying to hold his gun sideways or upside down so he could look cool, he probably missed the guy.
I guess that’s why gang bangers use machine guns.

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I can’t imagine there are too many people taking him up on that blatant invitation. *shudders*

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Did we lose anyone in the battle? I certainly hope so.

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Finally, just remember, if you commented on this pig pile you might be raaaaacist!

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They could be Obie’s sons.

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WTF is up with you? First napolitanos belly of the beast, now Homie the Hut?
You really got it in for us Fur…

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Yeah, Toaster, I thought of that also.

But seriously, it would be like trying to hit a garage–from the inside!

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No, they can’t aim either which is unfortunate in this particular instance. Don’t hold the gun sideways, morons.

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Hope the fucker wipes good.

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“I only posted this because I thought the picture was hilariously pathetic.”

Got dat right! What he really needs is a bra and take two steps backwards and fall on his fat ass with those butt hugging pants.

+5

ever wonder who votes for Obama…..

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ummm…you know….ummm….if I had a son, he would look like _______

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Maybe it was just Ross’s breast implant exploding??

+2

I LITERALLY work right across the street from the Atlanta Civic Center. I left work probably 3 hours before this happened.

+4

Straight out of mutant central casting. WTH?

+1

When your areoli point straight south, you’re 100 lbs past appearing shirtless, let alone performing shirtless.

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His next job could be performing as a human bird bath. Just lay him flat in the backyard and fill his bellybutton up with water.

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Entertainment for the lost generation. I hope our culture can survive this garbage.

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Umm.. Yo?

Prolly all staged to help sell these garbage CD’s.

+1

anyone here know his music?
hoping for some lyrics to sing along to…

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Just when you think it can’t get worse!

+3

Is this one of them Wal-Mart people?

Man, I love it when folks send me these in e-mails. I can waste a whole half-hour at work laughing at these people.

+4

Remember Silly Putty?

This assclown’s whole body is one big blob of Silly Putty pulled off the funny papers.

+7

Another disgusting fat bastard but with tats all over his putrid fatty body. He probably smells like cheese.

+5

Nobody got hit. All these ass holes hold their freaken guns sideways. Might a shot their back door down low buddies.

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I never could understand the logic of black guys and tattoos that you can’t fuckin’ see! CONTRAST people…don’t they have WHITE fucking ink for black folks…that’s about as stupid as these lame ass white boys wearing their hair in dread locks.

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Ya know Doc. You just might have become rich. I’d go with that. I’d be filing a patent tomorrow, and damn it will be funny.

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@@@ DIOGENES :
“That’s cute…he borrowed his mamma’s jewelery”

He borrowed her tits, too.

+7

Allahu Akbar!!

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if this ugly fat bearded nigger ain’t a muzzie already, I predict he will become one soon…

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@@ reddecaesari-
LYRICS ? Just make your own. To be a hip hopper or a rapper, all you need to do is use the words ‘fuck’, ‘muthafuckah’, “muthafuckin’ ” “yo” and ‘bitch’ repeatedly while waggling your fingers around and jerking like a spaz…
In fact, that Green Day shitstain, Billy Joe Whatever, could have made an entire rap song based on his ‘fuck fuck fuck’ fit on the video. I mean, if he was black.

+1

An Isaac Hayes he is not.

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@bad brad

oh man….be sure it glows.
easy to see the perp at nite.

+1

His belly button looks bigger than Chris Matthews’ colon. I wonder if it’s full of barry’s little soldiers too?

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he should trade one of those gold chains for some breast reduction surgery. Sick !

+2

Must be a paper shortage , HE’S been GOOGLE mapped.

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The performance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfc1Fn7BwwQ

FF to 4:30.

+1

They all laughed when I invented white tattoo ink, back in the ’80′s.

Whose laughing now, bitches?

+2

He looks like he’s been rolling in the parking lot where I used to park my old 82 Chevy Road Oiler pickup.

+1

well, what did you expect?

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“areoli point straight south”

Tango Delta ?!?

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holy crap Boobie T.R.D. how did you dig that tragic video up? Its gonna take a long time to forget what I just done seent.

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Great idea, Doc! White Out lives again!

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Apparently you can’t patent a color. I never thought of glow-in-the-dark, though.

+1

How about while lead based primer from Sears.

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That’s white.

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