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  1. Corky

    September 30th, 2012

    I do not understand these idiotic proposals. This woman is a surgeon and should be intelligent. She should have run when they landed. Publicity whores.

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  2. mkultra

    September 30th, 2012

    She should have stabbed him in the forehead after they were safely on the ground. No jury would’ve convicted her.

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  3. Mountain Dog

    September 30th, 2012

    He had her trapped, she didn’t know how to land the plane so what could she do? Marriage by extortion.

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  4. Anonymous

    September 30th, 2012

    Not funny, not clever and not cute.

    What a dick.

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  5. Mrs Compton

    September 30th, 2012

    Minute we landed I would have take out my 9mm and shot the mother fucker.

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  6. MM

    September 30th, 2012

    I thought it was marvelous-if my future wife can’t take a joke, than fuck it.

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  7. Brian in BC

    September 30th, 2012

    @MM in my books, marriage is built upon trust and protection, pretending that you’ve just put your future spouse’s life in eminent danger, in a demonstrably terrifying situation, (look at her face when the plane does it’s initial drops) does not rank up there with “a marvellous(sic) joke”, it ranks up there with a clear demonstration of poor judgement and a disqualification as a future husband.

    What else would be fun…oh, we pretended to do a home invasion and kidnapping for the staggette party and a fake drive-by complete with squibs for the reception?

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  8. Unneutral

    September 30th, 2012

    Now, can we opt for the mile-high club?

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  9. Sarthurk

    September 30th, 2012

    I think there’s better ways to do this. My ex pulled similar kind of crap on me. That’s partly why she’s my EX! She’s lucky I didn’t kill her.

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  10. solomon

    September 30th, 2012

    would give true meaning to the phrase “I got shot down” eh..

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  11. BigFurHat

    September 30th, 2012

    How about the, “Honey, I just found out I have AIDS and you probably do too,” proposal?

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  12. apple pie

    September 30th, 2012

    @ bfh – in that case you knock the bastard out, grab the controls and nosedive the stinkin’ plane.

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  13. AvgDude

    September 30th, 2012

    I hope she was all smiles until they landed, and then, once safe on land, grabbed the nearest blunt object and beat him to death with it. What a friggin’ douche nozzle.

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  14. Rightwingfeather

    September 30th, 2012

    No.

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  15. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    September 30th, 2012

    Something tells me they deserve each other.

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  16. MM

    October 1st, 2012

    Sheesh, you guys are wound up. Hit the gym and unload some tension or something.

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  17. Joe

    October 1st, 2012

    Amusing… but you wouldn’t get me in a plane, do that, and live.

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