Home - by BigFurHat - September 30, 2012 - 15:46 America/New_York - 17 Comments
September 30th, 2012
I do not understand these idiotic proposals. This woman is a surgeon and should be intelligent. She should have run when they landed. Publicity whores.
She should have stabbed him in the forehead after they were safely on the ground. No jury would’ve convicted her.
He had her trapped, she didn’t know how to land the plane so what could she do? Marriage by extortion.
Not funny, not clever and not cute.
What a dick.
Minute we landed I would have take out my 9mm and shot the mother fucker.
I thought it was marvelous-if my future wife can’t take a joke, than fuck it.
Brian in BC
@MM in my books, marriage is built upon trust and protection, pretending that you’ve just put your future spouse’s life in eminent danger, in a demonstrably terrifying situation, (look at her face when the plane does it’s initial drops) does not rank up there with “a marvellous(sic) joke”, it ranks up there with a clear demonstration of poor judgement and a disqualification as a future husband.
What else would be fun…oh, we pretended to do a home invasion and kidnapping for the staggette party and a fake drive-by complete with squibs for the reception?
Now, can we opt for the mile-high club?
I think there’s better ways to do this. My ex pulled similar kind of crap on me. That’s partly why she’s my EX! She’s lucky I didn’t kill her.
would give true meaning to the phrase “I got shot down” eh..
How about the, “Honey, I just found out I have AIDS and you probably do too,” proposal?
@ bfh – in that case you knock the bastard out, grab the controls and nosedive the stinkin’ plane.
I hope she was all smiles until they landed, and then, once safe on land, grabbed the nearest blunt object and beat him to death with it. What a friggin’ douche nozzle.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
Something tells me they deserve each other.
October 1st, 2012
Sheesh, you guys are wound up. Hit the gym and unload some tension or something.
Amusing… but you wouldn’t get me in a plane, do that, and live.
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