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GUARANTEED NOT HALAL: SWEDISH DIVORCEE – ELIN NORDEGREN

IF ELIN NORDEGREN WAS MARRIED TO A MUSLIM, THEN HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO DO WHAT TIGER DID.

AND TIGER WOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO KILL HER FOR ATTACKING HIM.

LOVER’S OF JUSTICE AND BEAUTY ARE LUCKY SHE WAS NOT MARRIED TO A MUSLIM – AND IS NOT HALAL!

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  1. Buffalobob

    September 30th, 2012

    Tiger is definitely not Halal. He did PORK a bunch of porn pigs.

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  2. Aunt Liz

    September 30th, 2012

    Tiger is even less popular in my household right now – and my PGA Card carrying significant other is lecturing his mother on her continued support of Mr. Woods.

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  3. joe6pak

    September 30th, 2012

    Tiger Woods….what a maroon!!

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  4. Callmelennie

    September 30th, 2012

    Did a couple of parodies on the Tiger Woods situation — “The Lie Of The Tiger” & “Big Iron in Her Grip” Might be my best work

    http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/survivor72.shtml

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  5. mkultra

    September 30th, 2012

    Those kids are going to be seriously screwed-up with parents like that.

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  6. reliapundit

    September 30th, 2012

    thx 4 lnk bfh!

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