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Rory Mcilroy, the gifted golfing Irishman (probably the best player in the world right now), is currently RUNNING TO THE FIRST TEE to try and make his tee time because he was in his hotel room watching coverage and thought he had plenty of time because they were saying his tee time was 12:26. That announcement was for eastern time zone. The Ryder Cup matches are in Chicago. His tee time is 11:26 local time.
He got a police escort and sprinted out of the car when he arrived. His tee time is ten minutes from arrival.
No practice putting. No practice swings. He’ll probably win his match. heh.
Maudie N Mandeville
September 30th, 2012
Hope all the Chicagoans get to the polls on 11-7.
Moe Tom
September 30th, 2012
Come on Rory “Wake to fuck up.”
norman einstein
September 30th, 2012
He was probably watching his birdies from yesterday.
Over…and…over.
Wheels coming off in 3…2…1…
PearlClutcher
September 30th, 2012
I am not the biggest golf fan, but this year has been a treat to watch. Bubba Watson is so charming, and fun to watch, he is an asset to the sport more so than Tiger (though he is great, Tiger is void of any personality).
PearlClutcher
September 30th, 2012
Also, @ Moe whose side are you on? Rory ( I believe he is on the European side) so I say go the FUCK to sleep, ha!
MarkInSavannah
September 30th, 2012
Just went up on Bradley. US Team better pull their heads out of their asses. Choke alert so soon?
Moe Tom
September 30th, 2012
@PearlClutcher. Ah my dilemma. The Ryder Cup has always been a perplexing problem for me. I want to see the Irish lad win his matches but I want the USA to win the tournament. It’s like watching two friends square off.
BigFurHat
September 30th, 2012
I highly doubt the U.S. can’t win 4 1/2 matches today. BUT, I hope it gets tight.
Pearl Clutcher
September 30th, 2012
Though you did not owe me an explanation, I respect your answer and thank you. I like the Irish lad I know very lil about him other than his big win last year, and his interview with Haney.
Moe Tom
September 30th, 2012
Fatass Montgomery and the talking heads are all over Rory for”almost” missing his tee time. The kid is now two up. I hope he wins today just to get Monty and company, and all the other shitbrains to SHUT THE FUCK UP about it.
Moe Tom
September 30th, 2012
Rory McIlroy won his match. Take that Norman and Pearl. My Boy. Hurray. My team lost though. I blame Furik and Woods. Great competition all round, if you like golf, which I do.