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Study By UCLA – Conservative Women Are Better Looking Than Progressives

Home - by - September 30, 2012 - 09:00 America/New_York - 31 Comments

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  1. Diann

    September 30th, 2012

    Proof positive that when you are a miserable, angry harpy, your face will freeze that way.

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  2. Maudie N Mandeville

    September 30th, 2012

    “and the effect was more pronounced the more conservative their voting records were.”

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  3. Mr.Gates

    September 30th, 2012

    It takes a shrew to destroy a village.

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  4. Billy Fuster

    September 30th, 2012

    When women are all dressed in burkas they will all look the same. Praise allah! DURKA DURKA!

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  5. Birdie Num Num

    September 30th, 2012

    I think Sarah Palin shot and gutted that creature last Autumn in Alaska.

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  6. Anonymous

    September 30th, 2012

    about that thing to the right of Mia Love – damn!!

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  7. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    September 30th, 2012

    Lets face it

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  8. pissedpatriot30

    September 30th, 2012

    Wasn’t this clarified by Janet Reno???

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  9. Maudie N Mandeville

    September 30th, 2012

    @Diann: and eventually (probably in college) they relent to their miserable, angry, rejected self and embrace lesbianism.

    Proof positive: They’re not “born that way”.

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  10. Tim

    September 30th, 2012

    Socialism is a culture of hatred, envy, and death – and that is reflected in their faces.

    One simply cannot condone and practice child sacrifice and be happy.

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  11. Pigskinner

    September 30th, 2012

    Agghhh,What, What! What?

    What are those hideous vermin pictured beside those ladies?

    what has once been seen can never be unseen!

    What a way to ruin my sunday morning breakfast of goetta and molasses

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  12. Ornery1

    September 30th, 2012

    Makes sense. Conservatives are typically cut from the cloth of the Happy Warrior. Liberals typically have an axe to grind–ugly liberal women are forever trying to punish the quarterback that never gave them a second look.

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  13. Maudie N Mandeville

    September 30th, 2012

    Ornery: What really hurt as they went down the line was when they were rejected by the nose guard. No offense to nose guards.

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  14. Ornery1

    September 30th, 2012

    @Maudie–true–hell hath no fury like a women scorned by the JV Soccer team.

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  15. AbigailAdams

    September 30th, 2012

    I think it would be interesting to compare and conrast conservative womens’ husbands/men friends to see how they shape up. I imagine they are more manly, mature and gentlemanly than their leftist counterparts. This would certainly contribute to conservative womens’ overall happiness.

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  16. apple pie

    September 30th, 2012

    @ abigail – how about compare and contrast liberal women’s lesbian partners.

    I mean we are talking about Janet and Hillary for pete’s sake!

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  17. squatch

    September 30th, 2012

    Filed under “Things I already knew”

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  18. norman einstein

    September 30th, 2012

    You’re trying to fool us, aren’t ya, BFH?

    That “thing” next to Mia Love is Ron Wood, right? (He hasn’t aged well.)
    And I’m pretty sure that’s Benny Hill next to Michelle Bachmann.

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  19. Carlos The Jackal

    September 30th, 2012

    Maybe it has to do with the fact that most liberal men are weak, effeminate assholes?

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  20. Anonymous

    September 30th, 2012

    I guess Dem/Liberal women come in two types

    Shriveled up beef jerky or pasty pie-face.

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  21. NoMoBo

    September 30th, 2012

    Jeez, Rosa is one ugly looking witch. And her mouth is just as ugly.

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  22. apple pie

    September 30th, 2012

    @ anon – beef jerky or pie-face? LOL!!!

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  23. srdem65

    September 30th, 2012

    About conservative men; manly, studly, respect women from Mom to Sis to neighbor lady, think..women and children first.
    Liberal men; artsy, dependent, expect women to care for them and government to take care of the rest.

    That’s my opinion and I’m sticking with it.

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  24. Moe Tom

    September 30th, 2012

    Google the song Conservative women VS Liberal Women. Old but still hillarious.

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  25. norman einstein

    September 30th, 2012

    @Moe Tom, is that the “Who let the dogs out” video?
    I’ve been saying FOREVER that it needs to be updated.

    @Mr. Pinko, how’s about it?

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  26. PearlClutcher

    September 30th, 2012

    I love Ann, but in this context this is the first time I say Ann is a pretty woman.

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  27. serfer62

    September 30th, 2012

    Shit my hunting dogs are better looking then Kommiecrats AND the’re Boys!!!

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  28. chico

    September 30th, 2012

    Libs are ugly in more than looks. Always in your face demanding you think the way they want you to.

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  29. chiefillinicake

    September 30th, 2012

    Like I always say, Liberalism exacts a heavy physical toll from its female adherents.

    Killing your babies…it makes ya ugly inside and out!

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  30. Alxandro

    September 30th, 2012

    Hence the Republican war on ugly women

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  31. Mountain Dog

    September 30th, 2012

    Boils down to the fact that evil can’t make anything flourish, it just makes things turn butt-ugly.

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