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From the Turkish movie ‘Kareteci Kız 1973′

h/t  Unashamed Domestic Dame

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  1. jwm

    September 29th, 2012

    Thanks for posting this.

    I really needed a laugh.

    JWM

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  2. Dr. Tar

    September 29th, 2012

    Where’d she shot him first in the balls?

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  3. TN Tuxedo

    September 29th, 2012

    … and that was the last movie Howard Dean ever starred in. What a shame. Wish he had stayed in “Turkeywood”: it would have kept him out of politics.

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  4. conservative cowgirl

    September 29th, 2012

    Why is she killing Mr. Bean? (And killing. And killing. Oh, and killing.) I love how he looks for a soft place to land for his final, final, final death scene.

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  5. norman einstein

    September 29th, 2012

    The Comments are funnier than the video. e.g….

    “If you look closely you can see it’s a fake”
    Really? Wow…no flies on HIM.

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  6. Kek

    September 29th, 2012

    Wait a second…I’m confused. Is this the video that Shepard Smith accidently showed on TV the other day?

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  7. fullcirclethinker

    September 29th, 2012

    Seeing as how it was ‘shot’ in Turkey, a double entendre should aptly apply here, right?

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  8. Dagny

    September 29th, 2012

    o/t — State Run Media

    “I think we’re at the most dangerous time in our political history in terms of the balance of power in the role that the media plays in whether or not we maintain a free democracy.”

    – Pat Caddell, former political adviser to Jimmy Carter.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brDZJA8j-8c&feature=relmfu

    Mr Caddell gave a speech to the folks over at Accuracy in Media, and called out the media for their lies and distortions, especially about islamic attacks on the US embassies.

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  9. Maudie N Mandeville

    September 29th, 2012

    That’s so ‘Matt Damon’.

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  10. Dagny

    September 29th, 2012

    that dude is a great actor.

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  11. grayscape

    September 29th, 2012

    That’s how we did it when I was 10 years old.

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  12. Corona

    September 29th, 2012

    Can someone JibJab Obamas’ face on him?

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  13. dba_vagabond_trader

    September 29th, 2012

    He deserved to be shot, if only for that performance.

    :lol: :lol:

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  14. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    September 29th, 2012

    This was an offensive depiction of a Turkish guy being shot and killed by…gasp…a woman. A woman not in a burka and with a gun, shooting a superior human being. And the victim had facial hair just like Mohammed may have had.

    I predict rioting in the streets over your irresponsible and insulting use of this movie clip.

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  15. Dagny

    September 29th, 2012

    that dude should run for political office.

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  16. Dagny

    September 29th, 2012

    too bad you guy missed that dude in a sex scene…

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  17. serfer62

    September 29th, 2012

    Was that the Kommiecrats?

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  18. Joe

    September 29th, 2012

    She needs to check with out government about getting some hollow points.

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  19. Mohammed's pink swastika

    September 29th, 2012

    I have the same reaction every time I see a picture of Nancy Palosei.

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  20. Carlos The Jackal

    September 29th, 2012

    Hollywood better watch out. Turkey is obviously slated to be the next film capital of the world…

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  21. Callmelennie

    September 29th, 2012

    How about those devastating Turk Fu moves she used to get the knife away from him at the beginning?

    Weird stuff, Ed

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  22. Callmelennie

    September 29th, 2012

    Now here’s someone who claims that THIS is the real sequence and that someone cut and spliced the one you’re seeing and dubbed in the Aaaaaaugggh!

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  23. Carlos The Jackal

    September 29th, 2012

    Closes her eyes when she fires – amateur

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  24. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 29th, 2012

    Watching that was more painful than dying.

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  25. Ann Barnhardt

    September 29th, 2012

    I give him three Shatners. More training is needed.

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  26. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 29th, 2012

    @Callmelennie — I think we have a new contestant for the next MST3K episode!

    0:04 — Love the jacket. But don’t you think someone will notice the hole in the shag carpet?

    0:17 — If he jumps away from her any faster we’re going to need a Hanna-Barbera boing! sound effect.

    0:24 — Those eyes! He does look like Nancy Pelosi!

    0:38 — Bet you can’t even see him squeeze the blood bag.

    0:56-1:03 — Definitely Peckinpah’s work.

    Someone stop me.

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  27. Chieftain

    September 29th, 2012

    Speaking of death scenes, tough week for Opie on SOA, huh…??

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  28. Tim

    September 29th, 2012

    As good as anything outta “Star Wars” …

    or outta “Obama ‘splains the crappy economy” …

    or outta “Rice ‘splains how a movie trailer caused unrest in the muslim world.”

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  29. bocephus rex

    September 29th, 2012

    Clearly Bill Clinton used this method when he was busted laughing outside Ron brown’s funeral.

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  30. marleenna1959

    September 29th, 2012

    it hardly seems fair. It looks like he could only move in slow motion.

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  31. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    September 29th, 2012

    Callmelennie’s clip is even more ridiculous – the blond woman is defending herself with her hands when attacked by the dude with a knife. And all that time she has a gun. If you bring a gun to a knife fight, it should go without saying that you should use the gun.

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  32. Immortal Fish

    September 29th, 2012

    Look close at the blood stain his left hand leaves on the wall. :)

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  33. nobarack08

    September 29th, 2012

    was that Joan Van Ark?

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  34. Unruly Refugee

    September 30th, 2012

    Same special effects guy that did Superfly.

    Always close your eyes when you shoot somebody, because it could be scary when the bullet hits.

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