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ObamaPhones – Fact From Fiction
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It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.
It doesn’t have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy’s plan is.
When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.
All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.
It has a really useless app called “Biden.”
Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit.
Type in “job search” and it gives you directions to the welfare office.
The navigation feature covers all 57 States.
The default ringtone for international calls is “I’m sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology.”
The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.
When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.
Pebbles has the low down on the free phones -
Millertime
September 28th, 2012
Good news for Sandra Fluke!
Its a birth control device if you hold it between your knees
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
September 28th, 2012
This is great. I love it.
Asks for money prior to every call
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
September 28th, 2012
They battery only lasts 40 miles
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
September 28th, 2012
Made by suicidal Foxconn workers.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
September 28th, 2012
Keeps calling you fat between calls.
old_oaks
September 28th, 2012
It has a “Hold The Door” app.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
September 28th, 2012
Attracts flies
Unruly Refugee
September 28th, 2012
LOL ! Those are great!
Moe Tom
September 28th, 2012
Dat gal be watchin “The Wire.”
norman einstein
September 28th, 2012
Scroll down in the Comments to Evil Smiley.
I LMAO!
Troy
September 28th, 2012
You cannot beat The People’s Cube for reality based satire!
Carlos The Jackal
September 28th, 2012
Automatically deducts $3.00 from your EBT card for a chance to have lunch with the obamas.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
September 29th, 2012
Dial O for a message from Obama saying ” you didn’t dial that”
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
September 29th, 2012
This will be the first time you will ever feel proud to own a cell phone.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
September 29th, 2012
Golf course finder App
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
September 29th, 2012
Oil well hole plugging App