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Ahmadinejad’s men go on NYC discount shopping spree for shampoo, soap, vitamins and shoes
After stirring up controversy at the United Nations after unveiling his vision for a ‘new world order’, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad decided to spend some time socking up the Manhattan high-life.
But as the dictator made himself at home at the luxurious Warwick hotel, his hired underlings were rushing around town to snap up bargains and products they can’t get back home at discount stores.
Meanwhile, his fellow Iranian delegates were visiting American chains including the Payless shoe store, Costco, Walgreens and Duane Reade to stock up on shampoo, soap, vitamins and cheap clothing.
A man assigned to work with the Iranians told the Daily News: ‘Since they are under sanctions, they can’t get this stuff. Their money is weak compared to the dollar.’
Tough sanctions have been imposed on Iran as punishment for its failure to cooperate with the U.N. nuclear watchdog agency to prove the peaceful nature of its drive to enrich uranium to levels that could be used to build a nuclear weapon.
I Luv Bacon
September 28th, 2012
Don’t forget the mankini’s achmed!
I keel you.
Fuck pisslam death to iran
ya kiddin me
September 28th, 2012
they coulda saved even more if the NYers woulda let them put up a Walmart….
Always the low price, baby
ahcmadinnajerk, always the lowlife, baby
cakes
September 28th, 2012
They bathe?
Troy
September 28th, 2012
…but Amadumbnutjob still must get his Member’s Only jackets on ebay.
norman einstein
September 28th, 2012
@cakes, no.
It’s to feed to the goats…to improve their breath.
Maudie N Mandeville
September 28th, 2012
and KY jelly.
Anonymous
September 28th, 2012
Yeah, stock up on deodorant you third world goat fuckers.
Wasn’t there a sane time a few decades ago when these cancerous roaches would’ve been barred from entering this once great nation!?!?!?!
Alxandro
September 28th, 2012
Oooo dat smell, maybe it’s a good thing their women wear burqas,, to confine the stench.
Don’t forget the deodorant Machmood Amonkeynijab.
Alxandro
September 28th, 2012
Hope the Occupiers are noting this.
Carlos The Jackal
September 28th, 2012
People who engage in sex with goats and camels are actually interested in personal hygiene?
Amazing!
dapenguin in OIHO
September 28th, 2012
Rumnor has it that they picked up a large supply of these:
http://mcphee.com/shop/bacon-soap.html ,,
NeeNee
September 28th, 2012
Think they’ll get that shampoo through TSA security?
hanoverfist
September 28th, 2012
Hope the Occupiers are noting this.
+3
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Yeah,right.
Maudie N Mandeville
September 28th, 2012
and Preparation H.
dba_vagabond_trader
September 28th, 2012
Rat poison
Fly paper
Insect repellent
Roach Motels
Air Freshener
Oh wait, that would be my shopping list if I were an Iranian woman married to one of these creatures.
apple pie
September 28th, 2012
@ dba – keep it simple. stick to razor blades.
these cockroaches have to sleep sometime.
Alxandro
September 28th, 2012
Wow, maybe these people can indeed be civilized after all.
NAHHHH!
Troy
September 28th, 2012
NeeNee, don’t you know that terrorists are exempt from TSA harrassment?
The law abiding taxpayers that used to have rights, not so much…
Stranded in Sonoma
September 28th, 2012
Because they can’t get all that stuff in Iran!! What does that tell you?
bitterclinger
September 28th, 2012
Did Ahmanutjob get the Suave Sunshine Fresh line or did he splurge and go to Bath & Bodyworks with the boys?
I can’t imagine how rank that little leisure suit of his must smell.
locknload
September 28th, 2012
soap and shampoo?
Must be for their camels.
Lowell
September 28th, 2012
From Nee Nee: “Think they’ll get that shampoo through TSA security?”
Their haul will be in marked ‘diplomatic pouches’ and immune to search.
I find that just too funny. Shampoo!
Joe
September 28th, 2012
@Cakes: Those poor underlings: This is probably the only time in their life that they and Amadinanazi will be clean. I used to know a guy who worked in the middle east and he said when they did #2, they would make a hole in the sand, crap, pull the sand over the movement, then take out a rag from the robe and wipe their hands.
Moe Tom
September 28th, 2012
They use the shampoo as a lubricant. Goat kids very small.
Unruly Refugee
September 29th, 2012
Well, allah is gonna be pissed when he learns that his representatives gave money to infidels for things that muhammad would slice their necks for using.
Dept. of Delousing
September 29th, 2012
Gonna take months to decontaminate the Warwick Hotel.