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In 1999, the House of Lords Act was passed, preventing (for the most part) seats in Great Britain’s legislature from being inherited. This November, we will see if seats in the U.S. House of Representatives are sometimes a matter of birthright.

The people of Massachusetts’ Fourth Congressional District will have to choose between Joseph P. Kennedy III, the 31-year-old scion of America’s so-called royal family, and Sean Bielat, 37, a Marine reserve officer and small business CEO. Bielat’s résumé, charisma and centrist, economy-driven positions would surely make him a favorite, if not a shoo-in, in many congressional races across the nation. But in this race, of course, it is Kennedy the Third who takes the spotlight.

The most recent media feature on Kennedy, a profile in The New York Times Magazine, reads more like a piece in Hello!, a British magazine dedicated to the exploits and meanderings of Europe’s young aristocrats. After cataloguing his first-class education and documenting his appearance (he looks like “Prince Harry,” according to The Times, with “blue-green eyes” and a “forelock” worthy of the Roman emperors), the article bizarrely recalls what it refers to as a “somewhat heroic moment” from Kennedy’s past: “a drizzly evening, in which Kennedy, after a school dance, single-handedly endeavored to find another party.”

The piece’s vacuity reflects the hollowness of Kennedy’s campaign. Like Gladys Glover, Kennedy has “name alone” as his greatest tool for self-promotion. And careful references to the Kennedy forebears and their “tradition of public service” (no mention, of course, of the family’s equally prolific tradition of philandering, car-crashing and drug abuse) have been the campaign’s bread-and-butter.

Joseph Kennedy III first garnered national attention in 2011 when he spoke about JFK’s famous “City on a Hill” speech in the Massachusetts General Court; unabashedly, and with all the raw, timeless symbolism of dynastic regimes past, he stood at the same dais his great-uncle did 50 years earlier. More recently, at the Democratic National Convention — one of America’s ultimate pageants of party politics — the young Kennedy was given a coveted space on the roll of speakers to talk about his pedigree. The heir apparent was crowned.

As if by divine right, Kennedy sailed through the primary with no serious opposition. Hoit Nelson, a voter quoted in The Boston Globe, even declared that he knew nothing about the candidate, but that the name was enough for Kennedy to earn his vote. And although he has never held elected office, Kennedy — a one-percenter if there ever was one — has raised more money than many senior incumbents and party leaders in Congress.

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  1. bitterclinger

    September 28th, 2012

    Nauseating. And a ginger, at that.

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  2. Jim

    September 28th, 2012

    Give him a few cocktails and he’ll drive off a bridge.

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  3. Unneutral

    September 28th, 2012

    Piss on nepotism, how about electing someone that is capable of doing the damn job?

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  4. Clyde

    September 28th, 2012

    More of the “Kennedy Curse.” No, not the tabloids’ version of all so-called tragedies. This is the real life version old Joe spawned that won’t go away.

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  5. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 28th, 2012

    I think that as a public service, the previous Kennedy wives and girlfriends (that are still alive) should start a support group that helps warn the women of MA to the true nature of what marrying a Kennedy, or just being involved with a Kennedy, will do for them. Maybe that way, we can get them to stop breeding.

    Hey, Lady in Red! Why don’t you explain all about force birthing to these women? Maybe that will stop them too. Then, no more Kennedys.

    I like the sound of that!

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  6. Carlsonal

    September 28th, 2012

    I will be bullshit if this kid wins. A couple years ago Bielat was defeated by Fwank, and now most likely he’ll lose to this spoiled brat. Massachusetts has a majority of fuggin moonbats. Elizabeth Warren signs everywhere. Agh. Why do I live here.

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  7. bob

    September 28th, 2012

    Still more qualified than Obama.

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  8. dba_vagabond_trader

    September 28th, 2012

    I swear, MA and CT are in some weird competition for the most degenerate voters.

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  9. vangrungy

    September 28th, 2012

    Anyone else here heard of the ‘Titles and Nobility’ Amendment?

    It’s the original 13th amendment.

    Oh, btw, it’s still active and able to be ratified.

    Look it up. Lawyers would be considered non-citizens (according to non-lawyer interpretations). Isn’t that a good thing?

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  10. vangrungy

    September 28th, 2012

     
  11. paddy

    September 28th, 2012

    the kennedy clan is and will always be as my sainted grandmother said ” they are shanty irish”

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  12. Corona

    September 28th, 2012

    Hello Kitty!

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  13. judgeroybean

    September 28th, 2012

    Like roids, boils, VDs, AIDS and herpes, the effin kennedy’s just won’t go away. Why, why does satan do this to us?

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  14. Carlos The Jackal

    September 28th, 2012

    Kennedy?
    I thought that was Conan O’Brien!

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  15. Joe

    September 29th, 2012

    Not another Kennedy in Washington!!!

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