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  1. Jimmy

    September 27th, 2012

    *Sigh*

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  2. vangrungy

    September 27th, 2012

    ok this is OT
    we people better get on this RIGHT NOW

    http://www.motherjones.com/transition/inter.php?dest=http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/09/1985-romney-bain-harvest-firms-profits-video

    “Harvest” is the new Romney bash word.

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  3. dba_vagabond_trader

    September 27th, 2012

    Reparations. Thats right proles, work til you drop so this fine specimen is taken care of. Don’t be a selfish greedy hater.

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  4. PATH

    September 27th, 2012

    Freedom vs. free “stuff” You decide.

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  5. Anonymous

    September 27th, 2012

    I is gonna vote for this here prezident cuz I gets free stuff.

    still waiting for the asteroid…

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  6. sTevo

    September 27th, 2012

    My color-blindness has been challenged.

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  7. conservative cowgirl

    September 27th, 2012

    Did Moms Mabley say “fool stamps”?

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  8. Anonymous

    September 27th, 2012

    chewin’ her cud like the bovine piece of parasitic shit that she is…

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  9. Chinquapin

    September 27th, 2012

    “Chine up?” WTF?

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  10. Chinquapin

    September 27th, 2012

    This can’t be legit. Everybody knows that Reagan’s “welfare queen” was just a myth.

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  11. Anonymous

    September 27th, 2012

    This is why welfare needs to be abolished.

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  12. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 27th, 2012

    Peggy Joseph’s step-half-sister-cousin-aunt, or something like that.

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  13. serfer62

    September 27th, 2012

    I don’t take anything that free…it costs too much

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  14. Clyde

    September 27th, 2012

    I learned a new racist/dog whistle word today – “phone.”

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  15. Corky

    September 27th, 2012

    Can’t wait for this to be auto tuned –should be a hit! I was against this phone program when it started under Bush and I still am.

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  16. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 27th, 2012

    I had something really mean inserted here and decided against it. Damn good thing I’ve met Allen West.

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  17. norman einstein

    September 27th, 2012

    I don’t think I’m the same species as “that”.
    At least… I hope I’m not.

    I’m not racist…I’m sub-species-ist.

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  18. BigSlurpy

    September 27th, 2012

    She’s channeling Flip Wilson don’t cha know.

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  19. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 27th, 2012

    O/T– What was that new parody song Rush played today? I don’t even know the title of the song it’s a parody of, but it went, “HEY! … Leave them kids alone.”

    The song that was NOT a parody called “I’m A Victim” is one I’ll have to get for specific purposes. Halloween is coming up.

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  20. hanoverfist

    September 27th, 2012

    She looks too fat to be on welfare.
    /snark

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  21. Sapper Chris

    September 27th, 2012

    Is there still a way to volunteer for the manned Mars mission? I’m ok with the not coming back part, would be better than sharing an atmosphere with these fools.

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  22. BigSlurpy

    September 27th, 2012

    This should be a ring tone.

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  23. Stirrin the B.S.

    September 27th, 2012

    When will educated blacks ever be embarrased that their race has been reduced to this – by the democratice party? Pathetic!

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  24. IOpian

    September 27th, 2012

    They are the 47%.

    The Left is aghast that Romney would dare recognize that people like this, who have been told they are victims and feel entitled, are going to unquestioningly vote for Obama. But the Left really doesn’t put much virtue in the ‘truth’. They live in a world that ought to be and not the world as it is. It is all so confusing for them.

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  25. illustr8r

    September 27th, 2012

    Way to go O HI O.

    Makes me ashamed to be a Buckeye. Good lord.

    Sorry to report of 2 family members back in OH who are over 65 and former Union members who blame Bush for everything and will be voting for Obama. My parents vote will at least cancel them out.

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  26. bfpa61

    September 27th, 2012

    ‎47% REP-RE-SENT BITCHES! Meet the new Cell Phone Czar if President Obama is re-elected. Just Standard cell phones though not Smart phones because that would just be crazy…. right? I would guess that the Smart Phone Czar would be part of VP Biden’s promotion in Obama’s second term.

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  27. Toaster

    September 27th, 2012

    I know I’m far from perfect but I wouldn’t want to be a poverty pimp like Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson or any “community organizer” on judgement day. These amoral scumbags are setting tens of millions of people up to be 100% dependent on Gubmint while lining their own pockets and acquiring power for themselves. When the dollar crashes and the 0bamapocalypse begins these people are going to be THE hardest hit. Modern black versions of the Kapos from the Holocaust.

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  28. dude

    September 27th, 2012

    She seems much more intelligent that the average Obama voter.

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  29. even steven

    September 27th, 2012

    I bet her IQ is a mere twenty or twenty-five points away from triple digits!

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  30. dba_vagabond_trader

    September 27th, 2012

    Guess them Ubama-bucks don’t be coverin’ teef, huh girl?

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  31. RANDO

    September 27th, 2012

    Well there you have it, in a NUTshell.

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  32. conservative cowgirl

    September 27th, 2012

    @Boobie, Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in the Wall”

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  33. MM

    September 27th, 2012

    Ignorance-if and when TSHTF, she and millions just like her will be the first to go.

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  34. Corky

    September 27th, 2012

    She’s after the new “oPhone”

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  35. fullcirclethinker

    September 27th, 2012

    @RANDO: Exactly! This is the poster child of Obama’s base.

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  36. jwm

    September 27th, 2012

    Well now- we know that being prejudiced, judging people beforehand, is like- the evilest bad thing evar.
    What about being postjudiced, waiting until all the evidence is in?

    JWM

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  37. dba_vagabond_trader

    September 27th, 2012

    Look at what librals have created with their plantation of dependency. Nice job, well done. Righteous. Guarantee this sorry individual is busting with pride over her sudden fame.

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  38. reddecaesari

    September 27th, 2012

    thanks for that “war on poverty” johnson.

    how to destroy blacks to stay in power.

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  39. the aardvark

    September 27th, 2012

    She looks scarier and even more ignorant in person than when I heard the clip of her speaking (if you can call that speaking) on Rush’s program this morning. Yikes, what an ignoid! Just another reason not to vote for Barry.

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  40. Bad Brad

    September 27th, 2012

    Dennis Miller was on O Rielly’s show the other night and said if Barry gets re elected and you are working and make less than 40 K a year, quite your job and go stand in line. When you think about it there’s a lot of logic there.

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  41. the aardvark

    September 27th, 2012

    Where do they find people this stupendously stupid? I don’t think the moron vote will work for you Barry because there are far more of us, who actually can think for ourselves than there are morons like this dumb woman. I sure hope to God that’s the case, otherwise we’re screwed. NOMOBAMA 2012! And I can pay for my own cell phone, thank you! I donts needs no hep frum da gubmint to pay fer my oan sell fone, Ise capabul of doin it ma self. I have a job, you might consider looking for one and get off your lazy stupid ass and expecting the gubmint to hep you. It ain’t gonna happen lady, I hope you’re satisfied with da crums da gubmint gives ya. And whas gonna happen when your phony baloney saviour is voted out of orifice on Nov.6, stupid lady!

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  42. cakes

    September 27th, 2012

    Corky touched on this but it is a Bush phone- no joke ! Bush started this program, and it is scary how easy it is to get one!
    It rips my hide that these people only care about free stuff, but it rips my hide even more that this b*tch gives Obama credit for something he had nothin.g to do with.

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  43. Lisa Fremont

    September 27th, 2012

    Because she will vote for him, O would call her eye candy.

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  44. The Finisher

    September 27th, 2012

    OMG!!!!!!

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  45. chiefillinicake

    September 27th, 2012

    This will sound heartless, but a person this literally worthless will not be missed. Seriously, when you don’t work, aren’t taking care of your kids, or your teeth, for that matter, you really have become little more than a human veal. Stuck in a box of someone else’s making with a feed tube in your mouth being fattened and sedated so you’ll just shut the fuck up.

    Hate to tell you what the final stage for veal is…

    So maybe we cut to the chase, save a few bucks, and feed them to each other.

    One day they’ll look around and wonder where all the other veal went.

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  46. sandybanks

    September 27th, 2012

    C’mon people! Do you really think that fat, lazy welfare queen is going to move her sorry black butt to a voting machine? She’s got everything she wants already.

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  47. ERB

    September 27th, 2012

    I have a cousin that I grew up with, loved, played with. She is not this woman at all but she is an Obama supporter. I can see this foolish leech supporting Barry but I don’t understand my cousin. She lost her job, went back to school to enter a new field, she and her husband work and care for their own children. Her hubby just got laid off. And she posts Obama and leftist shit on her FB page. I still love her but I’m starting to not like her :(

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  48. Mountain Dog

    September 27th, 2012

    I just thank the good lord that I don’t have to live anywhere near that woman or her freeloading family.

    But I would like to ask her what the crime rate is like in her neighborhood since 0bama got them fixed up with free shit and all that.

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  49. Tim

    September 27th, 2012

    “Socialism even made the Germans lazy.”

    (some dead white dude referring to East Germany)

    It really isn’t about race.

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  50. Mountain Dog

    September 27th, 2012

    @ERB
    send her this link, see if that don’t change her mind.

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  51. Toaster

    September 27th, 2012

    @sandybanks – …Do you really think that fat, lazy welfare queen is going to move her sorry black butt to a voting machine?

    No, not on her own. That’s where the Democrat party’s local committee men enter into the picture. They’ll have theyre local goonion thugs rent vans on voting day and take bums, whinos and people like this woman to voting booths all across the country. In states that have lowered voter ID standards they’ll take them to multiple voting locations under different names and pay them for each vote.

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  52. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 27th, 2012

    Google still has the total number of views at 462. I’m sure they will say that they are in the process of catching up. The fact is, this is going viral and Google doesn’t want it shown that it is.

    Just turn on automatic updates when you view the video on YouTube. Every 20-30 seconds about 20 new comments appear. There are over 3,000 likes/dislikes. I’m not sure how you get 462 views when over 3,000 people have rated it, but we are talking about Google. You know, the socialists that bent over for the ChiComs and self-censored their own search engine because the Chinese asked.

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  53. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 27th, 2012

    Thank you, cc. Now to remember the title of the parody.

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  54. it's just a lil higher taxes

    September 27th, 2012

    methinks the compassionate conservative ideal here was piggybacked onto a legitimate bill… is how it got to be bush’s.

    and the ‘reason’ given was that the phoneless would get 300 minutes a month to make sure they could inquire about jobs and schedule interviews(/drug screenings) for any job they might be qualified for – maybe ‘cuz bus fares were too high.

    right on radio – it says the Universal Service Fund on your cellphone bill

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  55. O krikey

    September 27th, 2012

    you DID know that latino and other minorities are getting 1.3 BILLION in the continuing PIGFRAUD scandal

    why so close to the election, i wonder?

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  56. casual observer

    September 27th, 2012

    think we’re not screwed?!?!? they had to show ID to got a Bomba Phone – tell me why the Demasses won’t sue to allow them to vote by phone??? no matter how many phones they scammed for free

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  57. Dagny

    September 27th, 2012

    Alan Keyes and Allen West save me from turning against the Blacks.

    It’s not about race. But black culture is dysfunctional.

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  58. Navy Squid

    September 27th, 2012

    Wasn’t she one of the characters on the old Cosby show. Fat Albert, or something????

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  59. Jorel Lives!

    September 27th, 2012

    Oh, by the way, this is an example of the fatherless bastards her kind are raising and what it means for white people.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV0RhTFjaYo&feature=player_embedded

    Another video, the one showing a few moments of him being attack by a gang of BLACK MOTHERFUCKERS is censored, as usual, by YouTube. I’ve lost all patience with these animals. I am full of not hate, but resentment and anger at the injustice of it all.

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  60. conservative cowgirl

    September 27th, 2012

    @Boobie, “Another Bump in the Road”. You’re welcome. ;)

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  61. 99th Squad Leader

    September 27th, 2012

    Unhinged, ignorant, evil fool at the mike. Holla!

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  62. conservative cowgirl

    September 27th, 2012

    http://dailyrushbo.com/rush-obama-sings-another-bump-in-the-road-pink-floyd-parody/

    @Boobie, here it is!

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  63. Bad Brad

    September 27th, 2012

    Jorel Lives: The flip side of this video is that if we are fortunate enough for a Romney Ryan victory on the 6th, look fing out on the 7th, because critters like the one in this video are going to be burning, busting, and looting anything they can, and oh yea killing whitey.

    Drudge is reporting SEIU was paying those protesters $11.00 an hour to protest Romney.

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  64. Dagny

    September 27th, 2012

    @Jorel Lives!

    Why are those victims saying “you can’t do anything”??

    Get a gun, and be ready to shoot those rioting niggers on sight.

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  65. Jorel Lives!

    September 27th, 2012

    Yeah, and here’s the nice negro policeman telling us how wonderful it is to come to Five Points and get your ass kicked.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9kLcbgtCORY#!

    I’m full of rage. I’m going to get a heart attack tonight. Just stay away from the animals and you won’t get bit, but too many can help but live around or near pricks like this. Fuck the Union, the South needs to rise again!!!!!!!!

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  66. Barf O'BiteMe

    September 27th, 2012

    This is why welfare, foodstamps, and disability claims are skyrocketing.

    We’re fcuked people!!

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  67. Barf O'BiteMe

    September 27th, 2012

    Barry looks at her and her posse (POS’s) and all he sees are hard working, self-reliant, highly motivated, ebonic-linguist elitists asking what they can do TO their country – by voting oblamey back in.

    Victims? These aren’t fcuking victims, sh*t no!!

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  68. AvgDude

    September 27th, 2012

    The United States of America…

    Home of the Brave…

    Land of the Free cell phonz & shit fo’ minorities from Obama!!! All you gotz to do is be on foo’ stamps & shit an’ Obama give you a free cell phon’ and shit yo!!!

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  69. even steven

    September 27th, 2012

    On a positive note: the local farm store had a sale on ammo last week.

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  70. geri

    September 27th, 2012

    WHO gave her the phone??

    http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/capitol/free_cell_phones_actually_cost_taxpayers_wZP2a3UntB8nE8gaFe5VZL

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  71. pissedpatriot30

    September 27th, 2012

    That’s all it takes is a cheap cell phone….. ???? Step it up Romney; let’s see…. Free shovels, or rakes, or brooms, or mops, or hammers, or whatever will get you off your big fat free loading black ass…. Fuk does that piss me off to no end!

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  72. Jerry Manderin

    September 27th, 2012

    Two people had sex and this was the end result.

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  73. New Mexico Gunman

    September 27th, 2012

    What a fucking booger-eating moron.

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  74. Merry Poppet

    September 27th, 2012

    http://obamaphone.net/

    It may have started under Bush, but Obama has adopted it.

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  75. Unruly Refugee

    September 28th, 2012

    I remember hearing 0bama talk about getting people free cell phones and internet. Ear candy for the cripple minded.
    Welfare cities be springin up all over da place. Sweet utopia cell phone service…

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  76. Sadly, “Fool Stamps” Does Not Have Its Own Website « Cripes Suzette

    September 28th, 2012

    [...] The latest We’re Laughing On The Outside But Crying On The Inside internet sensation is the ObamaPhone lady who wants to “keep Obama in president”. [...]

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  77. Stirrin the B.S.

    September 28th, 2012

    @Bad Brad – here is the video where the “paid protesters” confirm they make $11/hr.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G5DTqvX74O4
    .

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  78. joeb

    September 28th, 2012

    Come on guys !!!! What the fuck did you expect !!!

    LMFAO !!!!

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  79. NOLIKEO

    September 28th, 2012

    It appears that we’ve gotten more illiterates since 0 become prez….just pathetic.

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  80. Anonymous

    September 29th, 2012

    And I work my ass off so this leech can have an Obamaphone. I quit.

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  81. Inbred TeaBagger

    October 2nd, 2012

    Wow…quite the collection of ignorant, racist douchebags posting here.

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