iOwnTheWorld.com

A beer drinker had brewers yeast in his beard?! I mean what are the odds of that happening. Every time he drinks a beer maybe?

+2

If only he was a she then they could call it “Breaded Clam Ale” Or just go with “Curlys Beer”.

+4

So….anyone with a Yeast infection is a potential new strain of brew?

I think I’ll pass.

+5

Life imitates the Simpsons again. Looks similar to Homer’s Red Tick Ale.

+2

Hey! What happened to the Billy Joe pout post?

+1

How about “Pubes Blue Ribbon”.

+7

Or Cooz Silver Bullet?

+6

I’ll have a buttwiper, please.

+4

O’Drools

+6

Man, that’s my home town. I don’t know anyone that would drink what they are brewing from his beard. I bet the “Mad Scientist John Couchot” could go down to the Portland OWS crowd and get a really good yeast culture, in fact enough to last them a life time of brewing beer. With names like. Portland Puss. Broadway Barf. Burnside Bum. Holegate Whore. Hawthorne Hussy. MT. Tabor Twat. ect. What has happened in the N.W. will happen all over the U.S. until the liberals are shut down.

+4

Yeah, I suppose there are low lifes who will drink anything for a cheap buzz. You can tell sometimes by how familiar they are with various labels.

+1

Dos Yukkies

I strain my soup with my mustache but this makes me think about laying off the beer.

+4

I’ve actually had a pretty good Kobe burger at this brew pub in Astoria, Oregon. Husband said the beer was pretty good too. Would certainly go there again if ever passing through.

However, I have to admit this story about harvesting yeast from some guys beard to brew some beer has given me pause. Um, what other parts of the body will they be collecting from next? Armpit hair? Toe jam? Girlfriend’s yeast infection? YUCK! Why did they publicize this story?!!

I think we’ll try a different establishment in Astoria next time.

+2

Does the Rogue Ales Public House even exist in Astoria, OR any more? Was this the place that burned down a few years ago? It was in an old cannery building over the water.

0

I’ll stick with the old brews like Heineken 1873.

+2

Best beer ever, this is the shit.

http://www.grandtetonbrewing.com/BC.html
/

+1

Bad Brad

I know some damn good campsite up around the Tetons. Away from the crowds.

0

@ geoff
Newport hmm? Tell me more.

+1

So they’re making beer in Portland with some effluent from a man’s body. What other effluents did they try and reject?

This’ll go over BIG in San Francisco.

+4

Mrs. Maier was not available for comment.

+1

Needs more dog.

0

I just wonder how the yeast ended up in the guy’s beard. Perhaps from a renegade booger that bolted for freedom during the last round up? Or perhaps it was launched during a sneeze and happened to grab hold of an outcropping and managed to evade detection till it was plucked from obscurity?

+1

When you’re hungover, you can have some “Hair of the beard”…

+2

Jock Inch IPA!

+1

Here’s hoping the yeast in his beard is really from beer…

+2

H/t to the chief-

I buy a round of white house wookie ale!

+1

Snail trail ale.
Marketed for the lesbo’s

0

At boobie,
A round of spunkmeister double cream stout.
Harvey milk’s stout.

Spit or swallow porter.

0