Home - by BigFurHat - September 27, 2012 - 00:15 America/New_York - 37 Comments
‘Hug Me’ Jacket For The Cold And Lonely
Ht/ Illustr8r – who gets a real kick out of provoking me with this stuff.
September 27th, 2012
I got nothen, well maybe FAG.
Barry wants to know if it comes in reach-around red.
Looking at the rest of the bizarre outfits makes me wonder with what sort of hands and feet obsession the designer is afflicted. Weird. Creepy. Fruity.
I’ll bet it a real hit with the trendy hipster crowd that is until the hands start to move and you begin to hear muffled pleading for mercy.
“Could you give me a hand with this jacket…?”
Okay. Third to last photo. Poofter Plus. @MKultra, there’s your “reach around” only it’s in pink checks. I’m sorry I looked.
Would come in handy for Concealed Carry.
It should come with a hockey mask, for those times when you get punched in the face.
Perfect coat for the disenfranchised “47%-er” There are so many more hands they can present for hand outs…..
“In the heat of composition I find that I have inadvertently allowed myself to assume the form of a large centipede. I am accordingly dictating the rest to my secretary…”
Screwtape, “The Screwtape Letters” (C.S. Lewis), chapter 22.
Those models look about as happy as Ralphie in the bunny suit, and that last guy looks like someone beat him up backstage. Which is understandable.
Some Ridiculous Fashions If You Click The Link.
Unless you play for a team that takes such wear seriously.
ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!
to look affectless is the new cool
Comes with a full size baby harness in the back so you can carry Mommy around with. And the underwear version is just one cupped hand to craddle his ginger ball sack!
The Reach-A-Round-And-Jack-It jacket. For when someone needs a helping hand.
Like my new jacket? Isn’t it Handy? Why yes I am Gay.
Carlos The Jackal
“Irish spring commercial goes horribly wrong..”
Stranded in Sonoma
Who was the designer? Bill Clinton?
The second to the last photo in the link — The GROW kid. WTF?!?! And since when did fanny packs make a return? And grow to 5 times their previous size?
Just stick a fork in me.
Each of those models was a Sandusky butt-boy…
which accounts for their “just showered” look…
and their awkward stride on the catwalk.
Just occurred to me–that green garment better fasten up the side or the back. Can you imagine having to button or zip it AND interlace all those pesky fingers every time you put it on?
On the other hand (sorry) the mind reels with the possibilities of finger-spelled messages, nail polish displays, and/or black market sales in dinner rings and faux Rolex watches.
That’s a “Kick Me” jacket.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Damn. I thought JUNE was homoparade month. These boys look like they’re all headed for Disney in the same bus… a pink VW.
It’s the Kermit, Yoda and their friends are choking the shit out of me jacket !
Gaaaack–not another picture of Kathy Griffin!
How desperate for a paycheck must one be to allow this?
You would have to be mentally handicapped to wear a coat like this. And can you imagine it as a hand me down coat after this geek wears out this so called handsome coat. If it had been a girls coat with 8 hands it could have been for an octopussy or maybe it does this gay guy well. Its not easy being a green weenie.
@ hybrid lemon – I thought the same thing.
pitiful pansy asses.
It is a PERFECT jacket for the “forever alone” guy at rage comics dot com.
The rest of the collection is even gayer.
Maybe Obama will buy himself the suit with the hands around the waist and the hand on his crotch.
Michelle will probably love it though.
Hee! It’s a coat of arms!
At some point, you have to conclude that fashion designers are just fscking with us.
seinfeld’s poofy shirt thinks that’s Oblowme HOMO
” you have to conclude that fashion designers are just fscking with us.”
how didja like the anti-white suitcoats with 23 buttons and 6 inch ‘lapels’ these last 8-10 years?
They even found a gay MODEL for it! That probably wasn’t the TOUGHEST part, though…
Finally! A bonafide TSA uniform!
Sad thing is, Barry will probably make this US military issue.
Stick a cucumber in the bottom set of hands…
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