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‘Hug Me’ Jacket For The Cold And Lonely

Ht/ Illustr8r – who gets a real kick out of provoking me with this stuff.

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  1. Bad Brad

    September 27th, 2012

    I got nothen, well maybe FAG.

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  2. mkultra

    September 27th, 2012

    Barry wants to know if it comes in reach-around red.

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  3. conservative cowgirl

    September 27th, 2012

    Looking at the rest of the bizarre outfits makes me wonder with what sort of hands and feet obsession the designer is afflicted. Weird. Creepy. Fruity.

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  4. scr_north

    September 27th, 2012

    I’ll bet it a real hit with the trendy hipster crowd that is until the hands start to move and you begin to hear muffled pleading for mercy.

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  5. Hybrid Lemon

    September 27th, 2012

    “Could you give me a hand with this jacket…?”

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  6. conservative cowgirl

    September 27th, 2012

    Okay. Third to last photo. Poofter Plus. @MKultra, there’s your “reach around” only it’s in pink checks. I’m sorry I looked.

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  7. Hybrid Lemon

    September 27th, 2012

    Would come in handy for Concealed Carry.

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  8. norman einstein

    September 27th, 2012

    It should come with a hockey mask, for those times when you get punched in the face.

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  9. michellesbigbeaver

    September 27th, 2012

    Perfect coat for the disenfranchised “47%-er” There are so many more hands they can present for hand outs…..

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  10. MaryfromMarin

    September 27th, 2012

    “In the heat of composition I find that I have inadvertently allowed myself to assume the form of a large centipede. I am accordingly dictating the rest to my secretary…”

    Screwtape, “The Screwtape Letters” (C.S. Lewis), chapter 22.

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  11. Xavier

    September 27th, 2012

    Those models look about as happy as Ralphie in the bunny suit, and that last guy looks like someone beat him up backstage. Which is understandable.

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  12. Tracy

    September 27th, 2012

    Some Ridiculous Fashions If You Click The Link.

    Unless you play for a team that takes such wear seriously.

    ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!

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  13. Dagny

    September 27th, 2012

    @xavier
    to look affectless is the new cool

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  14. pissedpatriot30

    September 27th, 2012

    Comes with a full size baby harness in the back so you can carry Mommy around with. And the underwear version is just one cupped hand to craddle his ginger ball sack!

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  15. Dagny

    September 27th, 2012

    LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=38dnWrL7Ip0

    Mohammed !!!!!!!!!!!

    (via barenakedislam)

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  16. bfpa61

    September 27th, 2012

    The Reach-A-Round-And-Jack-It jacket. For when someone needs a helping hand.

    OR

    Like my new jacket? Isn’t it Handy? Why yes I am Gay.

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  17. Carlos The Jackal

    September 27th, 2012

    “Irish spring commercial goes horribly wrong..”

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  18. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 27th, 2012

    Who was the designer? Bill Clinton?

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  19. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 27th, 2012

    The second to the last photo in the link — The GROW kid. WTF?!?! And since when did fanny packs make a return? And grow to 5 times their previous size?

    Just stick a fork in me.

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  20. Hybrid Lemon

    September 27th, 2012

    Each of those models was a Sandusky butt-boy…
    which accounts for their “just showered” look…
    and their awkward stride on the catwalk.

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  21. MaryfromMarin

    September 27th, 2012

    Just occurred to me–that green garment better fasten up the side or the back. Can you imagine having to button or zip it AND interlace all those pesky fingers every time you put it on?

    On the other hand (sorry) the mind reels with the possibilities of finger-spelled messages, nail polish displays, and/or black market sales in dinner rings and faux Rolex watches.

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  22. even steven

    September 27th, 2012

    That’s a “Kick Me” jacket.

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  23. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 27th, 2012

    Damn. I thought JUNE was homoparade month. These boys look like they’re all headed for Disney in the same bus… a pink VW.

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  24. Anonymous

    September 27th, 2012

    It’s the Kermit, Yoda and their friends are choking the shit out of me jacket !

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  25. 66chevelle

    September 27th, 2012

    Gaaaack–not another picture of Kathy Griffin!

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  26. dba_vagabond_trader

    September 27th, 2012

    How desperate for a paycheck must one be to allow this?

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  27. the aardvark

    September 27th, 2012

    You would have to be mentally handicapped to wear a coat like this. And can you imagine it as a hand me down coat after this geek wears out this so called handsome coat. If it had been a girls coat with 8 hands it could have been for an octopussy or maybe it does this gay guy well. Its not easy being a green weenie.

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  28. Anonymous

    September 27th, 2012

    @ hybrid lemon – I thought the same thing.

    pitiful pansy asses.

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  29. spymyeyes

    September 27th, 2012

    It is a PERFECT jacket for the “forever alone” guy at rage comics dot com.

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  30. beachmom

    September 27th, 2012

    The rest of the collection is even gayer.
    Maybe Obama will buy himself the suit with the hands around the waist and the hand on his crotch.
    Maybe not.
    Michelle will probably love it though.

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  31. Noelegy

    September 27th, 2012

    Hee! It’s a coat of arms!

    At some point, you have to conclude that fashion designers are just fscking with us.

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  32. willie t

    September 27th, 2012

    seinfeld’s poofy shirt thinks that’s Oblowme HOMO

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  33. willie t

    September 27th, 2012

    ” you have to conclude that fashion designers are just fscking with us.”

    how didja like the anti-white suitcoats with 23 buttons and 6 inch ‘lapels’ these last 8-10 years?

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  34. Bob M.

    September 27th, 2012

    They even found a gay MODEL for it! That probably wasn’t the TOUGHEST part, though… :roll:

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  35. Corona

    September 27th, 2012

    Finally! A bonafide TSA uniform!

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  36. John F.

    September 27th, 2012

    Sad thing is, Barry will probably make this US military issue.

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  37. Jethro

    September 27th, 2012

    Stick a cucumber in the bottom set of hands…

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