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The Kid had a free left hand, I would have been going for first.

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Remember this kiss?

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cute one!

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@ stranded -I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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In the liberal pc world this child predator will be charged with various crimes.

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@boobie,

Aw dangit, I was about to change to the obama Turtle but you beat me to it.

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Awwww. So sweet. This kid definately has bragging rights!

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@ Oiho -

Do it. I have others. Just no more cartoon boobies.

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…and he is still spanking the monkey…………..”Junior why is your bedroom door locked?”…….”Aw Ma leave me alone I’m studying”……

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@Stranded — I saw it and had blocked it. Shame on you for the “revival”!

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I’m glad nothing like this ever happened to me at 12. I’d pop a boner right their on stage.

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AvgDude: Actually that’s what I was thinking. Specially at 12 or 14. And those damn legs go all the way to the ground too.

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One kiss and a year of wet dreams.

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OMG — another instance of male/female disconnect!

The females are looking at this as a sweet moment.

The guys are talking boners and wet dreams.

Hey guys, take a clue from the women folks for a change!

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Treat me like the pig that all men are.

Hell yes, for a 12 year old “HETRO” boy it is boner time.

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@Anonymous — What do you think Tipper was doing?

@jclady — What can I say? Great Moments in Poor Taste.

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Think his stock with his friends is a bit higher now? Oh, hell yeah! And they won’t kid him if he has all her albums now either.

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jclady: We can’t help it. It’s beyond our control.

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@Stranded — Dang! I have really been focused on trying to counter “that which has been seen cannot be unseen”.

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@Bad Brad — At what age? Or ever?

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JCLady – Ever and ever

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@ Stranded – I think Tipper was mortified. That moment was so strained and that poor slob was trying too hard.

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@FreeMan —

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Shwing!!

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Kissing and dreaming of hot chicks, it is how most of us got here. Heterosexually speaking.

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jclady: Ever, we are only men. We just do the best we can, and the rest is on autopilot.

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Hey guys — if I told you who I was infatuated with at age 12 I would be giving away my own age.

And all Southern women know that a true lady NEVER tells her age or weight.

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Chik-Fil-A 1, GLAAD 0.

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if he’d gone to a madonna show he’d got his forst blowjob

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@CrustyB —

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@ reliapundit – yeah, and his first case of genital herpes.

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jclady:”if I told you who I was infatuated with at age 12 I would be giving away my own age. ”

Oh no you don’t, inquiring minds want to know. Throw us some hints girlfriend. This is to good.

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I think we’ve done it. Liberal Larry is one of us. He’s voting for Mitt. Welcome aboard Larry.

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@ BadBrad- autopilot? Nope. Manual, fer sure.

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Lucky kid. My first kiss was from a girl who tasted like whiskey and cigarettes. Still got the Bonus anyway though. Men are just wired that way.

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@Bad Brad — Let’s just say my kids are grown. That’s all for now.

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At 12 I’d had a nocturnal emission plus a stiff woody
Those day are gone

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