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they have slept with 355,000 men.

exhausting and nauseating all at the same time.

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” retired from prostitution two years ago”

WTH? Did they work in the blind district of Amsterdam?
Barffff!

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And all that just because lamp shades weren’t selling.
The pimps will prosper if 0bama is re-elected!

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I didnt know Dusty Rhodes was a hooker.

http://mimg.ugo.com/200811/28044/dusty-rhodes.jpg

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@hanoverfist. That is one AWESOME obscure reference. LOL!

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That’s an average of almost 20 men per day, every day, for 50 years, between the both of them. Assuming they sleep 4.5 hours a day, that’s 1 man an hour (while awake), every hour, for 50 years. Nasty.

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@eternal cracker p

Thanks for doing the math. Now we know they didn’t have time to even go to the doctor to have those clap traps checked for disease.

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Anybody else find it fishy that their last name is Fokken?

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Vectors.

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How much did they charge for a 3 way Grayscape?

Lord I apologize for that and be with the pygmies in Borneo!

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Good for them for being a good example showing how to limit the number of people you screw per day. They are good examples for Obama, Reid, Pelosi and other fellow pols in Washington.

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@Eternal Cracker: You calculated the AVERAGE. I can’t believe they were servicing as many men in their 60′s as they did in their 20′s, so the “yech factor” is even more disgusting. If 3/4 of those 355,000 men (266,250) were serviced in the first 25 years, that would be 29 men per day (14 each) and using your assumption of sleeping 4.5 hours a day, that’s one man each every 42 minutes. I think the only way this is possible is if they ofered group rates.

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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hanoverfist

More like Adorable Adrian Adonis.

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

For the sister.

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Grammie: What did you do for a living?

A real legacy to leave to your children and grandchildren.

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@Big Fur Hat, oh no you don’t. You can’t saddle me with the blame for sending that article, unless I’m IOTWing in my sleep now! I’m guessing Doc sent THAT to you!

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@Dr. Tar has a point.

The verb to fuck comes from the Old English (Saxon) word fucken which is derived from the German ficken and the Dutch fokken.

Maybe it’s a “stage name.” Kind of like Norma Stitz.

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@conservative cowgirl — I think the hat tips here are bit off. I’ve been named as one that has given some hat tips that I know I have not. So I’m not sure why the favor was bequeathed upon me. Maybe you were next on the list.

It’s called “spreading the blame” – Mr. Pinko

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They did wonders for the paper bag industry.

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boy oh boy they DO look exactly alike!!!!!!!

see, SEE SEE… this means there’s NOTHING at all wrong with importing millions of muzzlin males that groom the local “white” girls for prostitution by kidnapping and GANGRAPING the hell out of young girls repeatedly and seeking refuge in established “NO GO” zones

‘cuz wymyn been selling their assets for at least a century or two

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@Dr. Tar, “fishy”…no.

But it’s great “Marketing”. At least it WOULD have been 50 years ago.

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Reminds me of the old joke about three generations of whores. One day, the youngest whore came in complaining about what she had to do for her $100 trick. The mother whore said, “Looks who’s complaining! Back in my day, we got paid $20 a trick and there wasn’t any of this use a condom precautions so we always had to worry about VD!”

Then the grandma whore said “Listen to YOU carrying on about making $20 for a trick. Back when I started in the Great Depression, we didn’t get paid ANYTHING!”

The daughter and grandaughter whores were aghast and said, “You didn’t get paid anything, grandma? How did you survive and why would you do that?”

“For the hot meals, dearies .. for the hot meals.”

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boy oh boy they DO look exactly alike!!!!!!!

see, SEE SEE… this means there’s NOTHING at all wrong with importing millions of muzzlin males that groom the local “white” girls for prostitution by kidnapping and GANGRAPING the hell out of young girls repeatedly and seeking refuge in established “NO GO” zones

‘cuz wymyn been selling their assets for at least a century or two

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@ Jerry Manderin – Only in certain parts of the country is that reference obscure. Oh, and my brother-in-law talks like Dusty Rhodes. (h/t Tim Wilson)
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@ eternal cracker –

“…and a fifty-minute hour at that!” -F. Murray Abraham

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That’s just great, now where am I gonna go when I want twin 70 year old hookers?

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How could you miss the money shot?

The Fokken twins

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That’s Gaylord Fokken.

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“Read more…”

No thanks. I’m good.

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Fokken A sick!

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I know I shouldn’t be reading this, but you people have had me in stitches today. I remember Dusty Rhodes too. What a gas this comment section is. Thanks, Fur. Makes the day a little lighter with all the Obama lies and propaganda about.

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Part of the 47%, no doubt.

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