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Dylan Stableford should have waited a couple more weeks until the lobotomy was completely healed before he attempted to right something. Are you Fing KIDDING ME.

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Hell, we might as well just stay home on election day. I thought Romney might have a chance, but he’s got a fork in his ass now.

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NASCAR ain’t what it used to be.

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Write something. Shit my spelling sucks tonight,

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MaryfromMarin. Not much left to mess with here lately, but that was funny. Those are the guys we usually aim at.

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Obama leads in every poll. Obama even leads among Poles. The liberals will say and do anything because groveling and bootlicking are a way of life for the liberal propagandists.

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Oh Puleeese. This has gotten out of hand. So, is Elisabeth Warren The person reporting these poll results? Because if that’s the case, she knows she’s lying and knows it doesn’t matter. These futhermuckers are amazing!

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Have I been a bad boy? I never saw this moderation thing before….?

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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/poll-shows-obama-leads-romney-key-swing-states-150338499–election.html

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@scr_north, that made me think of a campaign slogan for Romney, “Why not a Mormon? We’ve had a moron for four years!”

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Looks like they’re turning up the Bullshit machine, or maybe it’s just gone haywire.

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So what was the slant on that one, D + 100?

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They must have only polled NASCAR fans who happen to have been hit in the head by a flying wheel withing the preceding half hour

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Time to trot out one of the best utility lines ever written: “This is utter balls, bullshit and poppycock!”

Every time I hear someone express surprise at the lying Left, I want to slap them up side the head. The time to be surprised/dismayed/questioning is when they stop lying. We all know for a fact that the heart of NASCAR is conservative. Well, alright then.

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Quoted from the article.

“The online poll of 860 likely voters conducted on Sept. 21 and 22 also found that Obama leads Romney 54 to 40 percent among military families.”

Must whipped up a special batch of Kool Aid for this poll.

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Geez Mr. Pinko stop picking on Joe Biden so much. How about some of the other Democrat brain trusts.
After all, Sheila Jackson Lee probably couldn’t hold down a job flipping burgers if her very life depended on it.
That chick in HR that wears GAUDY cowboy hats.
Marxine Watters, need I go on?

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So I am supposed to believe that Romney leads among born-again Christians but trails NASCAR?

I’m supposed to believe that Romney leads among rural voters but trails NASCAR?

I’m supposed to believe that Romney leads among voters who shop at Wal-Mart weekly but trails NASCAR?

NASCAR must have a completely new demographic. The urban atheist arugula chewing cosmopolitan. What a phking joke of a poll.

http://www.unskewedpolls.com/

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The article is kind of weird, that comment from Romney that he knows some NASCAR team owners is about a year old.

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This poll just in – Obama leading among tea party voters 60 to 40!

(margin of error 60%, 100% democrat tea party impersonators surveyed)

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Man, puh-leeese. Even the drivers hate him!!! They really must think we’re all STOOPID!!!!

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@ Stranded, ‘obama leads among Poles’, you’re killing me !

If there are public pistol ranges in Poland, you just KNOW they allow Urkel’s face on the target sheets.

I’ve often daydreamed about doing it here, but am 100% certain my family would miss me during my life imprisonment.

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They cross-matched food stamp recipients with NASCAR fans (yeah, there were some matches) and only came up with a 7:6 lead? Pretty sad for them.

Of course, the succeeding paragraphs point out that the whole article is wishful thinking from a stoner “brain”-storming session.

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There are lies, damned lies and then there are polls. I don’t believe a damned one of them. Samples of less than a 1000 people out of a population of over 300 million+people aren’t accurate or representative in the slightest. I call BS, baloney, outright falsehoods, lies etc., etc. Wonder what the LSM is gonna think when the real poll of the American people is taken on Nov. 6 and Barry boy loses in a massive landslide to Romney. I’m sure they’ll blame it on racism.

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@aardvark — And it shouldn’t surprise them. After all they’ve been telling us all along what a racist country this is, right?

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“Breaking news: Utah, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas are leaning Obama!”

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“old_oaks

September 25th, 2012

NASCAR ain’t what it used to be.”

Fuck NASCAR.

Their major sponsor is SUNOCO. SUNOCO is owned by the Pew Family of Radnor, PA. They have funded a far-left foundation called (what else?) the Pew Foundation that has given BILLIONS in funding to far-left radical groups, so called NGO Non-Governmental Organizations.

Social Engineering, abortion, gay rights, anti-fishing, anti-hunting, anti-gun rights – you name it and Pew has all the far-Left bases covered.

I haven’t bought one drop of their fucking gasoline in more than ten years.

Gener al-Ripper
CEO of al-Mart
“We’re declaring a Fatwah on high prices! Al-Mart, for all your violent Islamic ‘protest’ needs.”

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