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“We Are Hungry”

Home - by - September 25, 2012 - 12:30 America/New_York - 9 Comments

h/t  Groucho Marxist

 

 

A parody on the national school lunch policy mandated by The Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010.

To help repeal the new guidelines, please visit https://www.facebook.com/NutritionNannies

To make your voice heard contact:
Undersecretary of Food & Nutrition Services
Kevin Concannon
1400 Independence Ave., SW
Washington, D.C. 20250
or
Secretary of Agriculture
Tom Vilsack
1400 Independence Ave., SW
Washington, D.C. 20250

» 9 Comments

  1. Death_By-Farts

    September 25th, 2012

    Tell you what…Let’s end this.
    Take all my money, sell my house, my car, take my savings, so that we may provide these hungry, worthless, lazy, future criminals a hot breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even a cocktail hour, in order that they may be fortified, no longer hungry, and more inclined to actually work harder, and be spared the cruelty of the very horrors future generations before them had to suffer through the choice of bringing their own damn lunch, or being provided with one by the school…Yes, let’s end this all right fucking now!

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  2. AbigailAdams

    September 25th, 2012

    Cripes! Another fine example of how otherwise healthy people are burned by the gov’t because there are parents who won’t take care of their kids. This pisses me off. Every single thing the gov’t does to us seems to be based on the Left stepping in to do a parent’s job.

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  3. Mountain Dog

    September 25th, 2012

    That’s great! The kids are not going to take it.

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  4. AQT214

    September 25th, 2012

    What the kids haven’t figured out is that this is all just preparation for the real starvation they’re going to have to endure soon.

    Black market Doritos, anyone?

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  5. Maudie N Mandeville

    September 25th, 2012

    These children WILL learn to appreciate what the First Lady offers them.

    “After my election I will have more flexibility.”

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  6. Stirrin the B.S.

    September 25th, 2012

    I have it from a good source that Mooch viewed this video……while consuming a tub of buttered popcorn, a box of Junior Mints and a 32 ounce Coke.

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  7. Toaster

    September 25th, 2012

    The people in government are letting a borderline retarded Sasquatch (have you tried to read her Princeton thesis? It looks like it was written by a high school dope-head) determine nutrition policy. I guess with so much destruction already going on, this is relatively minor.

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  8. czekmark

    September 25th, 2012

    Neat video.

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  9. Anonymous

    September 25th, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz8fq23HwyY&feature=related

    Ryan’s a dick…..Frank slaps him with it…

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