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Home - by - September 24, 2012 - 23:59 America/New_York - 41 Comments

What’s your opinion? Asshole or not an asshole?

Read about him and tell me what you think.

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» 41 Comments

  1. Chuck U Farley

    September 25th, 2012

    Homos are so gay.

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  2. chiefillinicake

    September 25th, 2012

    Shape of the head says…

    Asshole!

    Shape of the head has spoken.

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  3. Bad Brad

    September 25th, 2012

    Michelle Malkin is hot, so I’m going with he’s a huge old stretched out hemorrhoid laden a hole.

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  4. chiefillinicake

    September 25th, 2012

    I also sense cock-scented mouth breathing. With a soupcon of balls.

    But leave Ms. Malkin alone as far as I’m concerned. Good worker doing Good Work.

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  5. Chuck U Farley

    September 25th, 2012

    Did anyone see the end of the MNF game? Was that a TD or not?

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  6. old_oaks

    September 25th, 2012

    With so many other problems aside from a feud that I have no personal association with, considering his ‘pliance, he’s an asshole.

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  7. Troy

    September 25th, 2012

    I will save people the click…
    His byline is “Opinion, Analysis, Inside Rectum Reporting”

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  8. conservative cowgirl

    September 25th, 2012

    The black and white photo of him screams “I’m a fruity jerk”. And then I read his article. Why, yes he is a jerk.

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  9. conservative cowgirl

    September 25th, 2012

    And maximum fruitiness.

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  10. chiefillinicake

    September 25th, 2012

    Drinking consolation Cosmopolitans with Andrew Sullivan while gerbils twist in fetid lower extremities in tree…two…one…

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  11. Bastiat Fan

    September 25th, 2012

    I’m afraid I have to go with ASSHOLE.

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  12. Tony R

    September 25th, 2012

    @Chuck U: Of course it was a touchdown; the referee said so!

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  13. Sarthurk

    September 25th, 2012

    I could tell with one glance of his arrogant mug. Then I read the links and that clinched it.
    Please don’t make me look again.

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  14. David Kramer

    September 25th, 2012

    Testing to see if my comments will make it through.

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  15. Unruly Refugee

    September 25th, 2012

    I’m not clicking. I’ve seen that look before on brain-dead liberal Assholes. Queer like 0bama.

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  16. David Kramer

    September 25th, 2012

    Alright, my first comment made it through, has anyone else been having problems with say, Newsbusters? Something is getting weird on the internet. I can no longer even see NB articles, do not tell me they have moved behind a paywall.

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  17. Toaster

    September 25th, 2012

    Punchable face too.

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  18. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 25th, 2012

    The bottom line is this: Conservative commentary these days is probably just as likely to undermine both Republican candidates and the advancement of conservative philosophy as it is to help them.

    But liberal commentary can only help liberals and never hurt them, though it does hurt conservatives.

    Nothing one-sided there.

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  19. xthred

    September 25th, 2012

    Without reading. Asshole.

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  20. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 25th, 2012

    @Chuck U Farley — It was a touchBACK! The Packers just got robbed. It was NOT dual possession. Jennings clearly had possession and came down with two hands on the ball and the ball was in his chest. Tate merely had his hands on the ball. Possession to the defense.

    Not to mention offensive pass interference by Tate. And Shields did not commit defensive pass interference earlier when guarding Rice.

    My son said, “Well, at least it’s not a playoff game.” And I asked him, “But what if Green Bay is fighting for the final playoff spot with Seattle?”

    My other son thinks the TD being upheld was more of the Raider/Steeler Immaculate Reception BS. The refs didn’t want 50,000 rabid Seahawk fans ripping them apart. I agree.

    The Packers just got royally screwed.

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  21. Stranded in Sonoma

    September 25th, 2012

     
  22. LadyGun12

    September 25th, 2012

    Looks like Mark Hamill. After the surgery.

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  23. Tortillapete

    September 25th, 2012

    Ashole. But fuck the Packers anyway…

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  24. Ninsuna

    September 25th, 2012

    Maybe an asshole… maybe the detritus that escapes from an asshole. It’s too close to call.

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  25. trapeze

    September 25th, 2012

    asshole? absolutely. but also douche.

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  26. Faye W-W

    September 25th, 2012

    A-number one Asshole of the worst kind!!! Also several other choice names.

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  27. cfm990

    September 25th, 2012

    Now why would anyone want to call this walking talking fecal factory, an asshole?

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  28. Maudie N Mandeville

    September 25th, 2012

    I got through the first line, ‘feud erupted between Michelle Malkin and David Frum’.

    I’ll take Michelle over David “crease in his pants” Frum, whatever the feud and I’ve heard her tear libs a new asshole on Hannity.

    Matt like crisp creases on the one hand and would just piss his thong if Michelle gave him a cross look.

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  29. Jorel Lives!

    September 25th, 2012

    Hal: Hello, Matt.

    Matt: Hi, Hal.

    Hal: Matt, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

    Matt: No, Hal. Go right ahead.

    Hal: Matt, are you, or are you not an asshole?

    Matt: (silence)

    Hal: Matt?

    Matt: (silence)

    Hal: Just what do you think you’re doing Matt?

    Matt: (silence)

    Hal: Matt? I’m sorry, Matt. ….I feel much better now. Perhaps you were right to write that garbage…..Matt? Matt…….Youu…..doonn’t….hhhaavveee….ttooo…….doooouuuuuuuuu……….thissss…………Mmmmmaaaatttttt……

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  30. MrsGilbertCracker

    September 25th, 2012

    I’ll take Asshole for 500, Alex….

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  31. grayjohn

    September 25th, 2012

    100% unadulterated, cum stained lips, ASSHOLE.

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  32. Alpha Maser

    September 25th, 2012

    I think there’s just a few assholes that look like this and he’s one of ‘em.

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  33. Czar of Defenestration

    September 25th, 2012

    DEFINITELY Noonan-scale ASSHOLE. He tries to look superior by trashing a RINO and a Conservative “equally.” Alinsky and Göbbels would be so proud of him.

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  34. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 25th, 2012

    Why is it that Republicans and conservatives always do this and just before an important election?

    They shoot each other in the ankles in holier-than-thou self-righteousness. A better description would be an Italian firing squad (since the Poles are our friends and the I-ties just convicted our CIA in absentia).

    And the RATs win. Shee-it.

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  35. bitterclinger

    September 25th, 2012

    “What’s your opinion? Asshole or not an asshole?”

    No contest. bitterclinger is putting a checkmark in the arsehole column.

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  36. MNHawk

    September 25th, 2012

    Please don’t link this beta male’s articles ever again.

    kthxby

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  37. Stache

    September 25th, 2012

    Douchebag. or Asshole.

    Probably both.

    He went out of his way to show that someone shoved a thesaurus up his ass? Or was he flinging sh_t just to show the world his sh_t was prettier?

    @Stranded is correct.

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  38. Evan

    September 25th, 2012

    Me being a Libertarian, he seems right on.

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  39. Corona

    September 25th, 2012

    So he must’ve had a falling out with Frum after that last Dutch rudder fiasco.

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  40. Bill

    September 25th, 2012

    ASS HOLE
    Shit head

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  41. Steve

    September 25th, 2012

    It’s obvious he has discovered that he, of ALL people, is INSIGNIFICANT. This puts him into heterophobic attack mode, demanding he be given the respect and attention that in his mind–and his alone–all other lesser beings owe him. Isn’t it always that way with libtard Progressives?

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