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the crunt is ghetto trash to her marrow.

+5

She could just as easily have her hands around an empty chair.

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The last one’s kind of pointless without one of these http://www.gulfstream.com/products/g650/

+1

Does she not know Douglas was a Republican?

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Watch out Groucho! The Mooch wants to eat your face!!

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Oh Al,

You always have breath that smells like balls,and I love you for it.

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@left coast Dan – Heck, the first lady don’t take a crappy Gulfstream jet / Nancy Pelosi taxi to travel around. Besides her azz wouldn’t fit on a narrow corporate jet.

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Bowdowns to Sau’dis; and stiffing Great Britain
Glassy eyed O-bots spread lies about Mittens
Muslim fanatics who riot in Spring
These are a few of my favorite things

C’mon Chaloop, we can do this

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These Are a Few of The calafia’s Favorite Things

+1

I don’t see her hugging the folks from “What NOT to wear”

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Thanks, BFH that was nicely done and worth a good laugh on a Monday.

+2

How about watermellon and a bucket of fried chicken?
Oops, racist!

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I like that, Troy. A watermelon with a big ass Wookie bite taken out of it! LOLOL!!

+3

Uh. That’s not Fredrick Douglas. It’s Karl Marx. Mo’ wouldn’t make that mistake. She knows whose ideals she favors.

+3

OK I got it, now turn around and let’s see how far I can shove it up your ass.

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Cream covered eclairs and brown sugar strudels
Donuts and spare ribs and meatballs with noodles
Muzzies that fly to the moon on our wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Your turn, Lennie

+4

Well done BFH. Made me smile again.

+1

Stirring up envy for job making classes
Champagne that flows like a fountain in glasses
Begging for more funds from folks in Beijing
These are a few of my favorite things

When Reg Love winks
When Barack slinks
When he’s at the Bath
I simply remember my favorite things
That’s how I control .. my wrath

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Lennie and Chalupa
You guys are amazing! How can you come up with these lyrics so fast?

BFH
Your artistic and comedic talents are genius!

Please keep it up. It’s what gets me through each day as I trudge through all this horrible news.

+4

Ok – next time I will make sure to update my avatar name.

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@There ain’t enough

First of all, there’s something of a gift involved: I’ve been able to do this since I was a kid. Second, it wasn’t as instantaneous as the thread makes it appear. Hours went by between Chalupa’s stanza and my third stanza. And third, I think Chalupa and I stir up each other’s creative juices as we try to top each other

+3

Her secret trip to Russia made its way into the papers today. And it looks like she took her daughters with her:

http://tinyurl.com/9ypys9s

+1

It appears she like the red light clothing sales at Kmart.

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@Jethro – writing is funny – sometimes it flows like a river, other times you hit a roadblock and have to leave it until something hits you. Lennie is very gifted – we’re always posting song parodies at the People’s Cube.

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“All This Just for a Damn Flag?”–Michelle Obama

I’ve been told it’s merely a dastardly rumor that First Lady Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama disdainfully whispered to President Barack Hussein Obama during solemn ceremonies observing the tenth anniversary of the 9/11 Islamic terrorist attacks on the United States, “All this just for a damn flag?” and the POTUS supposedly reacted with a sneering nod and facial expression unmistakably denoting agreement with the FLOTUS’ contempt.

In the brief clip from a year ago, which somehow went un-reported by the mainstream media, Lady O is seen turning to her husband and mouthing something sotto voce to him as the mournful strains of bagpipes are heard in the background.

In case the reader didn’t hear the bagpipes and see Michelle’s mouthing, catch the clip here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OCjMaWZKWU . Another shows the scene in three speeds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJgWMI0hch8.

Over the past year, precisely what Mrs. Obama said has been disputed by the Obama Camp which denies she could possibly be so shallow, insensitive, and disrespectful toward the emblem of the United States of America by saying “All this just for a damn flag?” as if honoring America’s flag at a September 11th commemoration could ever be problematic.

Even more outrageous is that the president could concur with her.

In the public interest and in my ceaseless quest for truth, justice, and the American way, I wouldn’t post the YouTube links without verifying what the woman who finally became proud of her country four years ago at the age of 44 had really said.

I therefore turned to a trusted family member, a highly-experienced speech therapist skilled in lip reading, to determine what the FLOTUS whispered to the POTUS while the nation was remembering the horrors of September 11th, 2001.

After a painstaking review of the videos and reading Lady O’s lips, our family speech therapist concluded . . .

(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=28143.)

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@ TROY

Do you have indoor plumbing?

I just saw your no teeth mama coming out of the out house with toilet paper trailing out of her ass.

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The beast can’t keep her hands off (any) man or food. She’s so freakin desperate for a real one, doesn’t matter who, or what. I didn’t pick 0… She did and she knew he’s a charter member of Man Town. They deserve each other. Yep Levauughn is a hottie;)

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@berlet98

You have a bunch of stray ” Â ” ‘s on the page about mooch. Makes it kind of hard to read.
I’ve been saying all along that all it would take to prove it would be a good lip reader, and I totally agree with you.
We need some lip readers at the Dem rallies too, and everywhere the 0bamas go.

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