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Geraldo Rivera says ‘sensitive areas’ were ‘felt up’ by TSA
As Twitchy reported, Geraldo Rivera let his moral bankruptcy show last night when he called the late Ambassador Stevens, murdered in Libya, a “dead dude.” Today, he again crawls out from his nest in the gutter sludge. This time, in a desperate bid for attention: The TSA totally felt him up and “reveled in chance to check out” his “sensitive areas.” Oh, you wish, Geraldo.
Snickering and hilarity quickly ensue.
Some remember Geraldo’s inane hoodie comment. Remember, Geraldo said that Trayvon Martin’s hoodie killed him “as surely as George Zimmerman.” And then he doubled-down. Then later faux-apologized.
The TSA sucks! Just got totally felt up by LAX Agent who seemed to revel in his chance to check out my ‘sensitive’ areas- stupid wasteful BS
Bobby@bfinstock
@GeraldoRivera @ACACIA215 What do u expect with a mustache like that?
AbigailAdams
September 24th, 2012
Jerry Rivers: the finest example of latter day P.T. Barnum-style self-promotion. It must be pretty hard to go through life being know as “that guy who …. Al Capone’s vault.”
What can you expect from a person who writes a book titled, “Exposing Myself”?
Corona
September 24th, 2012
“with a mustache like that”
Heh heh heh.
Corona
September 24th, 2012
Gey Heraldo!, Bubba ate Gate 83 thinks you’re cute.
Tim
September 24th, 2012
Jerry thinks he’s too important to have to suffer the same abuse as the ‘little people.’
Billy Fuster
September 24th, 2012
Come on Geraldo–admit that you liked it.
Ray
September 24th, 2012
They touched his “sensitive areas”? You mean to tell me that Geraldo has “sensitive areas” on the part of his body where real men have genitals?
RANDO
September 24th, 2012
I am no fan of Horrendo Revolver, but it was pretty cool to see his self-parody on “My Name is Earl.”
grayjohn
September 24th, 2012
Did Jeraldo ever come out?
Reaganite Republican
September 24th, 2012
You LOVE it tinkerbelle
MAJ Mike
September 24th, 2012
Hey Jerry! Maybe the TSA goons were checking for Al Capone’s vault.
Jerry The Great
September 24th, 2012
I don’t understand you people. There’s no way I let anyone touch my nuts as a condition to travel. Or take naked pictures of me. Call me a prude, say I’ve got hangups, whatever.
AQT214
September 24th, 2012
Just my 2 cents worth:
On my last trip abroad 3 wks ago I had to opt out twice (going and coming back) ’cause I distrust the backscatter machine. On both occassions the TSA patter-downer was professional and polite and there was no groping or weirdness. I also managed not to have any of my things stolen from my bags.
Still, I support privatization of security over securing my privates.
Hawaiian
September 24th, 2012
Just checking to see if he really is “At Large”