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Obama Flashes His Pimp Roll To Pay For Tube Steak

Home - by - September 23, 2012 - 15:56 America/New_York - 53 Comments

Flush with cash: Barack Obama, pictured with Milwaukee mayor Tom Barrett, pulls out a wad of bills to pay for a purchase of sausages at a Wisconsin deliBonanza: Despite his huge entourage, the President clearly has no one to carry his wallet for himChowing down: The President was happy to try out the pork snack on the campaign trail

 

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  1. chiefillinicake

    September 23rd, 2012

    Normally he whips out his EBT card.

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  2. dba_ vagabond_ trader

    September 23rd, 2012

    Opens its mouth like a frikkin anaconda.

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  3. Carlos The Jackal

    September 23rd, 2012

    There’s a street term for that, ending in -rich…

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  4. Bad Brad

    September 23rd, 2012

    Hey Chief. Have you heard about Barry’s new Aspirin Tax. 40% It white and it works. Can’t have any of that now.

    I know, that was terrible.

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  5. nightvision

    September 23rd, 2012

    I bet it’s not the FIRST time he’s paid for “Tube Steak”.

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  6. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    September 23rd, 2012

    OooOooOoh that must be the “Stash” the leftards go on about.
    Can’t stand that ridiculous ass.

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  7. Hawaiian

    September 23rd, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSdQhqLweY

    I know a dude
    Who throws like a girl
    His “beard” won’t do it
    But Reggie sure will

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  8. mkultra

    September 23rd, 2012

    Who on earth would accept a personal check from that fraudulent liar?

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  9. mkultra

    September 23rd, 2012

    Barry has an unusual sausage-eating style:

    http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/president-barack-obama-eats-a-sausage-sample-during-a-visit-news-photo/152582645

    LOL. I’m gonna puke.

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  10. dude

    September 23rd, 2012

    His secret Service code name should be changed to “DEEP THROAT”

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  11. Unneutral

    September 23rd, 2012

    That’s probably someone else’s ‘wad’ he’s carrying.

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  12. Dagny

    September 23rd, 2012

    I thought Presidentz did not carry cash.

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  13. chiefillinicake

    September 23rd, 2012

    I swear, he’s whipping out that stupid f@cking jug- ear to jug-ear grin of his as a photo op prop since it polls so well with the stupid f@cking mayonnaise sandwich eating knuckleheads in this country.

    Seven weeks until smile removal, God willing.

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  14. dba_ vagabond_ trader

    September 23rd, 2012

    That is what my Dad would call a Philadelphia bankroll, 20s on the ends all singles inside.

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  15. mkultra

    September 23rd, 2012

    He must be on a cash-only basis with his gay hustlers. Either that or he kited one too many bad checks to his cocaine dealer.

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  16. Granny Jan and Jihad Kitty

    September 23rd, 2012

    The girly-man has on clear nail polish on his manicured, girly hands.

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  17. chiefillinicake

    September 23rd, 2012

    Barack, just shoot them that big smile of yours, the one we’ve been practicing when you crickle your nose. Okay? No matter what the situation! Your fanboys lap that shit up! Now DO IT!

    -D. Axelrod.

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  18. Tony R

    September 23rd, 2012

    Every time you think this asshole and his she-male wife couldn’t possibly show any less class or taste, there they go again!

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  19. Alxandro

    September 23rd, 2012

    I am beginning to see stretch marks around Obama’s mouth.
    He should start sporting a mustache to cover them up.

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  20. Bob M.

    September 23rd, 2012

    When you got Helicopter Ben across the street – printin’ ‘em day & night – you’ve ALWAYS got an instant pimp-roll at your disposal. :roll:

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  21. chiefillinicake

    September 23rd, 2012

    Granny-

    Spot on. I’d give money to see a video of him attempting to use a hammer or a drill or a shovel or a gun or, hell, a blender for that matter!

    This precious little flower doesn’t even trim his own nails!

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  22. MsMossberg

    September 23rd, 2012

    And he didn’t even have to tap dance in the men’s room…sweet!!!!

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  23. Tim

    September 23rd, 2012

    Somebody cut the balls off the weiner he’s wolfing!

    He’s really gonna be pissed they ain’t slappin his chin.

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  24. Snowball the Sourpuss

    September 23rd, 2012

    Wouldn’t ya just love to pop him like a zit?

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  25. jwm

    September 23rd, 2012

    Tip money for the little people who make it all possible.

    JWM

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  26. Jerry Manderin

    September 23rd, 2012

    23 million of us struggle to rub two dimes together. What a bastard, shoving it in our faces.

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  27. Troy

    September 23rd, 2012

    Why does a President carry a wad of cash?
    Total photo-op BS.
    If Romney showed a wad of cash we wouldn’t hear the end of it until November.

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  28. Loretta in Indiana

    September 23rd, 2012

    He is what he eats and he is dogshit.

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  29. Anonymous

    September 23rd, 2012

    The only thing missing was the usual hand
    on the back of his head.

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  30. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 23rd, 2012

    @ vagabond trader – Down here we call it a “niqqer bankroll.” Same difference.

    Dude has zero class. None.

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  31. BigSlurpy

    September 23rd, 2012

    The asshole on the left is Milwaukee’s mayor Tom Barrett who wants to blow over a billion tax payer dollars on a two and a half mile trolly.

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  32. Biff Tannen

    September 23rd, 2012

    And I see 3 time loser Tom Barrett who just had his ass kicked twice by Scott Walker sidling up there to beg for money to pay off campaign debt.

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  33. 99th Squad Leader

    September 23rd, 2012

    “A fool and his money are soon parted” Lets hope that applies to Obaloney. Flashing cash is narcissistic and stupid.

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  34. Eric

    September 23rd, 2012

    That’s probably someone else’s ‘wad’ he’s carrying.
    Unneutral, you got that right.

    This clown has never earned a penny in his life. That is YOUR money he’s laying out.

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  35. Eric

    September 23rd, 2012

    Why is there no picture of him actually handing some of that money to the person providing the food?

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  36. TigerEyes

    September 23rd, 2012

    I think it’s the last few minutes of the car chase down the freeway with Obama mugging for the camera. His day of reckoning is coming.

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  37. what?

    September 23rd, 2012

    looks like he got plenty of sumpin to tuck into all those speedoes in Man’s Country

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  38. Obama'd gonna pay mah mortgage

    September 23rd, 2012

    He’s sporting a shit-eating grin because he swiped his ‘best friend’ Joe Biden’s wallet.

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  39. AbigailAdams

    September 23rd, 2012

    How gauche.

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  40. danny g

    September 23rd, 2012

    “Barrett who wants to blow over a billion tax payer dollars on a two and a half mile trolly.”

    nuttin to worry about – those union heavy constructors gotta get THEIR FAT JACK, TOO, just like the schoolteachers… then SOP is that they give a buncha money to the DNC

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  41. Dan Ryan Galt

    September 23rd, 2012

    “Kentucky bankroll”- $20.00 bill wrapped around a wad of ones.

    Shouldn’t he be usin that to pay his fair share?

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  42. Snowball the Sourpuss

    September 23rd, 2012

    It’s my money, and I want it back!!

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  43. tom@drum

    September 23rd, 2012

    What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? Arggmmggmpf

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  44. Ricky

    September 23rd, 2012

    No More Usingers for me…hello Johnsonville!

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  45. eternal cracker p

    September 23rd, 2012

    The second picture clearly shows the top of a five dollar bill inside the fold. And it appears to be only slightly inside. He likely had his manicurist fold and press his dollars…

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  46. FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation

    September 23rd, 2012

    I was expecting 3′s and 4′s

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  47. Steve Burri

    September 23rd, 2012

    Mayor Barrett: “Sure, you come and visit Wisconsin when your ass is on the line, but when it was my ass against Scott Walker, you just sent a tweet! Oh, yeah, and my Packers kicked your Bears ass, too!”

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  48. Livin on Winchell-Mahoney Time

    September 24th, 2012

    I’ll bet that bottom photo wins some kind of award for most photoshopped picture. I’m working on one right now.

    FreeMan & Sarah ,
    never heard fours before, that’s a good one! More queer than a three I suppose. lol

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  49. Joe

    September 24th, 2012

    Anyone but me notice how he purposely dislocated his lower jaw to eat? Snake!

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  51. Loretta in Indiana

    September 24th, 2012

    @AbigailAdams — amazing how “gauche” and lefty mean the same thing?
    The French obviously knew something.

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  52. TXLadyPatriot

    September 25th, 2012

    Oh, so that’s Obama’s “Stash” … hahaha

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  53. Ratmama

    September 30th, 2012

    Hooker comments on Pimps and Obama: “WOW. Sounds so familiar! The Pimp is just like someone we all know. He is smooth and clever. A great speaker and dresser. A master of words and psychology. We want to be with him and serve him. He preys on our fears and hopes. He manipulates our weaknesses and needs. He tells us we don’t know the game like he does, and he will protect us and give us what we want and need. He tells us other men will hurt us without him. He tells us other men just want to use us and don’t care about us. But the Pimp is a liar. He has always been a liar and thief. That Pimp is OBAMA—the prototypical Pimp! But I am one woman who rejects Pimp-President Obama. I don’t want or need a Pimp or his flattering, manipulative lies. I can make it on my own. Bye, Bye Pimp-Daddy! Your going to have to make your filthy, corrupt living without me now.”

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