Home - by Cardigan - September 23, 2012 - 12:00 America/New_York - 66 Comments
September 23rd, 2012
Her entire future is mortgaged thanks to you and your pencil neck husband.
“Nice! Got any mustard to go with that?”
“Is this dessert? Cute!”
Mooshell: Hey little white girl. Your grandchildren will be paying for all the spending that we’ve done.
“Damn! Child! Yo Mama Uuuugggglllly!
Oh my, another one to pay my bills. Thanks whitey
Maudie N Mandeville
Six months past an abortion. So far, so good.
Trick or treat you scary bi*tch!
Dude in the elevator:
“Cripes, that ass looks like a mack truck!”
Are you going to be a girl or boy when you grow up?
“And You Can Be President One Day Too Girlie, Just Like I’ll Be !”
Snowball the Sourpuss
“My, what a cute little burden you are.”
“So, you don’t have any bread crumbs? Great! Follow me…”
Welcome to the world of cradle to grave care little baby!
“Your mommies a liberal? How ever did you manage to escape being aborted?”
The Looking Spoon
After Barack’s election I’ll have more…flexibility…to do something about the fat content in your breast milk.
Snowball…it was an accident.
GET IN MY BELLY!
Mohammed's pink swastika
Give me the baby! Christ its tiny! Get in my belly!
Birdie Num Num
“I hate you and your f****** cracker mother but it’s campaign season”
Mother: say hello to the nice sasquatch whose gay husband is spending the tax dollars you haven’t earned yet.
the bad news: child is screwed.
the good news: she will be picking mom’s care facility.
“Babies…the other white meat!”
Malignant racist likes iota crackers. With fava beans and a nice Chianti.
“You will looks so GOOD in the pot!”
“Maybe we can pull the money out of this baby’s ass”
Look, curious george!!
Ohh, you’re so cute!!! I’ll bet you can vote! Yes You Can! You can Vote and Aunty Michelle will show you How!
Awww,,,,,I don’t like touching white things!
This is the first baby with photographic and undeniable proof that she now suffers from PTSD..
You’re way too young to know that I only look this skinny during campaign season.
What a big girl! Can you say reparations?
What an adorable little cracka!
This is your first year to vote!!
Oh. It’s just you, moochie. I thought I crapped my pants again.
The calafia: did you go tinkle in momm’s hand?
Mooch: Dont worry, we wont let the Black Panthers murder you white babies if you vote for Barry and send money to his campaign.
Oh Boy! BBQ’d white baby is the best!
Do you like my left boob?
/that woman needs to learn how to dress! Fer cryin’ out loud, woman!
Mary Jane Anklestraps
“So, you don’t have any bread crumbs? Great! Follow me…” LOLOL @Snowball!
Don’t be so uptight, yo.
I tell ya: hip-hop and gubmint welfare are cool.
Look mommy, Wookie smile
“Well, she’s cute, but I prefer them cut up right outta the vagina … you know, still covered in sauce.”
Letsus jus thro dis lil wite chile in da trash an get you sum real BLACK lovin, momma.
Hello little white crackar. Do you know who Malkin X is?
Malkin X? Geeez, Michelle is gonna be pissed.
We know what you meant tho’ LMAO
Proof that libprogressive syndrome makes you UUUUUUUGALEEEE! Woof woof! I sure hope that baby is being raised by conservative grandparents.
“Whose a little burden? You are you are. Yes you are. But since society is supporting your needs now you’ll have to contribute to society to the best of your abilitiy later. Yes, you are.”
You want to hear a story about the Underground Railroad?
99th Squad Leader
Mooch: “Hello little dumpling!(licking lips). I’m pretending to be a good witch,(LOL!)I’ve fooled you and your mommy”
In the O’ Regime, you’re what we refer to as morbidly obese. You’ll fit in at the camps we have planned. Forward!
“dont get smart, its not too late to abort you”
What a cute little… Cute, little, cracker!
“So are you going to be a good liberal filled with white guilt like your Mommy?”
“Yo mama is uglier than me!… And so will you be one day!”
Aborting her would have been MY choice…
Have your mommy and daddy paid their fair share? The IRS will find out soon enough. Oh, and forget about going to college little cracker.
“Nuh uh… That’s MY cookie. Yes it is… Yes it is! YES IT IS!!! GIVE ME THAT COOKIE!!!”
I thought you were going to change my diaper first then we go to the zoo. I guess the zoo is first.
Get her away from me mommy, it looks hungry.
Guy on the elevator:
Poor kid doesn’t know michelle loves baby food.
Just think 1 day this little cracker will be working for me.
Mom: Care for an after dinner baby?
Mooch; F**k off I’m full!
Mom: But it’s wafer thin!
Mooch: Well if it’s wafer thin…
That shit ain’t right…
Whoa! Look at the guys in the backgroud! Ha! They can’t believe the size of that arse!
Moose Hunter !
September 24th, 2012
Mommie,Mommie get this ugly Mutha Fokkr away frum me , smells like shite
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