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Lady Urinates, Proceeds to Take Shower on Subway [Video]

It’s been a long week: It’s getting colder, the nights are longer and Occupy Wall Street failed to overthrow the government once again. Isn’t it time you just let go, relaxed and thought of pleasant things like the sounds of gentle rain showers, the lapping ocean waves and delicious ice-cold lemonade being poured into a frosty gla—

On second thought, don’t relax. Hold it in.

 

 

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h/t  Chalupa

» 19 Comments

  1. Frosteetoes

    September 23rd, 2012

    Yeah, I saw this. She pisses herself, get’s a cat bath and leaves but still has piss in her panties and shorts.

    Skank.

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  2. eternal cracker p

    September 23rd, 2012

    Well if jerking off on someone on the train is a misdemeanor, this has to be a felony.

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  3. Alfa06

    September 23rd, 2012

    Did Chalupa record this video with his new iPhone 5?

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  4. Jorel Lives!

    September 23rd, 2012

    IIIIIIII love New York! LOL Not really, but this girl is a bit on the crazy side. No different than a SNL comedy sketch I suppose. She’s all right–young and daring. They would have canned her for sure if she had bathed on the platform.

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  5. Geoff C. The Saltine

    September 23rd, 2012

    This is why we want to move far, far, away from Seattle. (I know its NY, here we crap on cop cars) Why did she not move down to the lower steps to pee? Here it would look the same on light rail, people helping her clean herself, and blaming Metro for not stopping the train. In Seattle the city would give her free stuff, and make Metro put Handicap bathrooms on every car.

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  6. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 23rd, 2012

    New York, New York
    A WONDERFUL town…

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  7. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    September 23rd, 2012

    Oh, and that’s no lady.

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  8. Gracie

    September 23rd, 2012

    Good thing little Mayor Bloomberg outlawed the Big Gulp drinks. Just imagine what ELSE could have happened. Thanks Mayor, for keeping the city clean and safe.

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  9. jwm

    September 23rd, 2012

    You know what’s almost as bad? I saw the headline, clicked on the post, and then the link, and then the video.
    And it took me ninety six seconds before I said WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?

    and turned it off.

    I really need some help, or something.

    actually, I just need to pee.

    JWM

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  10. reddecaesari

    September 24th, 2012

    how vile.

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  11. marleenna1959

    September 24th, 2012

    You and me have an altogether different idea of what make a lady.

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  12. Moe Tom

    September 24th, 2012

    Once saw a lady junkie take a shit in a subway car. I was in uniform. I kept walking. Hey officer they were shouting look at what she’s doin’ I just kept walkin’ Fuck you she’s a sister, you help her.

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  13. Hybrid Lemon

    September 24th, 2012

    @ Chalupa

    You’d have been smart to pass, on the hat/tip.

    :roll:

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  14. Livin on Winchell-Mahoney Time

    September 24th, 2012

    I drive everywhere I go. Took the bus when I was a kid, at least they had a cord you could pull when you wanted off. Public trans sucks. You better burn your clothes when you get home after sitting where those kind of folks been sitting.

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  15. Billy Fuster

    September 24th, 2012

    Proof we’re becoming a third world country.

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  16. Tim

    September 24th, 2012

    Harrrrruuummmmphphphphph!

    Well, in MY day ladies just did NOT do that sort of thing … or smoke in public.

    Welcome to the Brave New World!

    … kinda smells like piss.

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  17. dba_vagabond_trader

    September 24th, 2012

    Thank you G-d for allowing me to be a country bumpkin. While it is true, more than bears go potty in my woods (I’m looking at YOU old man) at least it is all done in private and somewhat according to the laws of nature. :D

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  18. Maudie N Mandeville

    September 24th, 2012

    It’s the culture of 16 year old mama’s with 32 year old grandma’s and 48 year old great grandma’s and 64 year old great great grandma’s; and not a father amongst them.

    Obama 2012!

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  19. Chalupa

    September 24th, 2012

    @Hybrid – you lucked out – Cardigan was going to hat tip you too :)

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