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Lady Urinates, Proceeds to Take Shower on Subway [Video]
It’s been a long week: It’s getting colder, the nights are longer and Occupy Wall Street failed to overthrow the government once again. Isn’t it time you just let go, relaxed and thought of pleasant things like the sounds of gentle rain showers, the lapping ocean waves and delicious ice-cold lemonade being poured into a frosty gla—
On second thought, don’t relax. Hold it in.

h/t Chalupa






Frosteetoes
September 23rd, 2012
Yeah, I saw this. She pisses herself, get’s a cat bath and leaves but still has piss in her panties and shorts.
Skank.
eternal cracker p
September 23rd, 2012
Well if jerking off on someone on the train is a misdemeanor, this has to be a felony.
Alfa06
September 23rd, 2012
Did Chalupa record this video with his new iPhone 5?
Jorel Lives!
September 23rd, 2012
IIIIIIII love New York! LOL Not really, but this girl is a bit on the crazy side. No different than a SNL comedy sketch I suppose. She’s all right–young and daring. They would have canned her for sure if she had bathed on the platform.
Geoff C. The Saltine
September 23rd, 2012
This is why we want to move far, far, away from Seattle. (I know its NY, here we crap on cop cars) Why did she not move down to the lower steps to pee? Here it would look the same on light rail, people helping her clean herself, and blaming Metro for not stopping the train. In Seattle the city would give her free stuff, and make Metro put Handicap bathrooms on every car.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
September 23rd, 2012
New York, New York
A WONDERFUL town…
Boobie the Rocket Dog
September 23rd, 2012
Oh, and that’s no lady.
Gracie
September 23rd, 2012
Good thing little Mayor Bloomberg outlawed the Big Gulp drinks. Just imagine what ELSE could have happened. Thanks Mayor, for keeping the city clean and safe.
jwm
September 23rd, 2012
You know what’s almost as bad? I saw the headline, clicked on the post, and then the link, and then the video.
And it took me ninety six seconds before I said WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?
and turned it off.
I really need some help, or something.
actually, I just need to pee.
JWM
reddecaesari
September 24th, 2012
how vile.
marleenna1959
September 24th, 2012
You and me have an altogether different idea of what make a lady.
Moe Tom
September 24th, 2012
Once saw a lady junkie take a shit in a subway car. I was in uniform. I kept walking. Hey officer they were shouting look at what she’s doin’ I just kept walkin’ Fuck you she’s a sister, you help her.
Hybrid Lemon
September 24th, 2012
@ Chalupa
You’d have been smart to pass, on the hat/tip.
Livin on Winchell-Mahoney Time
September 24th, 2012
I drive everywhere I go. Took the bus when I was a kid, at least they had a cord you could pull when you wanted off. Public trans sucks. You better burn your clothes when you get home after sitting where those kind of folks been sitting.
Billy Fuster
September 24th, 2012
Proof we’re becoming a third world country.
Tim
September 24th, 2012
Harrrrruuummmmphphphphph!
Well, in MY day ladies just did NOT do that sort of thing … or smoke in public.
Welcome to the Brave New World!
… kinda smells like piss.
dba_vagabond_trader
September 24th, 2012
Thank you G-d for allowing me to be a country bumpkin. While it is true, more than bears go potty in my woods (I’m looking at YOU old man) at least it is all done in private and somewhat according to the laws of nature.
Maudie N Mandeville
September 24th, 2012
It’s the culture of 16 year old mama’s with 32 year old grandma’s and 48 year old great grandma’s and 64 year old great great grandma’s; and not a father amongst them.
Obama 2012!
Chalupa
September 24th, 2012
@Hybrid – you lucked out – Cardigan was going to hat tip you too