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Biden on cheerleaders: ‘The stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind’
“He cradled a football under his arm as he spoke,” the pool report, written by The New York Times’ Trip Gabriel, reads. “He began by asking which teams were represented — football, soccer, lacrosse and cross-country. Any others? He asked. ‘Cheerleaders,’ a group of girls shouted.”
“Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college,” Biden said. “You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.”
Biden’s stealing my material. I’ve always said that Obama’s real talent lies in “dribbling on the hard wood.”
Moxie Man
September 22nd, 2012
Cheerleaders make the boys root harder!
Callmelennie
September 22nd, 2012
As a ex high school football player, I was always more impressed by the things they did on turf
Unneutral
September 22nd, 2012
Not to take away from cheerleaders but Biden is easily impressed, just look at his fawning for Obama.
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
September 22nd, 2012
My cheerleader fantasy – gone.
Thanks a lot, IOTW.
norman einstein
September 22nd, 2012
I’d be the last one to defend the token old, senile white guy in the administration, but in fairness…this could be a matter of interpretation.
Did he mean “hardwood” or “hard wood”?
“Hardwood” is what the court’s made of.
“Hard wood” is what Chrissy Matthews gets, watching his idol.
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September 22nd, 2012
[...] The stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind [...]
Ma Deuce
September 22nd, 2012
Gasbag Sgt Shultz never looked better.
Mimsey
September 22nd, 2012
Is this one of those old irish saying that, God Bless his heart, the father or uncle used to tell little Joey?
Tim
September 22nd, 2012
For any other President in any country, on any planet, in the history of the Universe, Biden would be an embarassment – for this one, he’s a perfect fit.
RandyG
September 22nd, 2012
Bad pic of fast Eddie, I don’t think that fat bastard is that flat chested.
Rick
September 22nd, 2012
And Dan Quayle is muttering “Go Joe go!!”
Mary Jane Anklestraps
September 22nd, 2012
Hahahaha!
Eeeeeewwwww