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Poll – People You’d Vote For Before Barack Obama

Home - by - September 21, 2012 - 21:13 America/New_York - 28 Comments

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  1. Dan Ryan Galt

    September 21st, 2012

    I didn’t look yet but is Satin on the list?

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  2. Dan Ryan Galt

    September 21st, 2012

    Crap Nebulae! I meant Satan!

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  3. Efficacy

    September 21st, 2012

    Sorry, you didn’t list my Labrador Ben or the floor mat at the entrance from my deck or even Waldo if we could find the dude!

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  4. Sapper Chris

    September 21st, 2012

    I went All of the Above, but my suggestions were left in comments there.

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  5. Col. Angus

    September 21st, 2012

    Here’s a challenge, come up with a list of people that, given the choice, would make you vote for Barry.

    Can’t think of any?

    Me neither.

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  6. Hotlanta Mike

    September 21st, 2012

    Jimmy Carter…

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  7. Jorel Lives!

    September 21st, 2012

    Too bad Pat Paulsen is gone. I’m sure he would have made the list.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDmvhQ-aZEE

    Unfortunately, there’s little or no humor in this election year, only desperation.

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  8. The Ronulan Army

    September 21st, 2012

    WHY ISN’T RON PAUL ON THE LIST?

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  9. Menderman

    September 21st, 2012

    I would even root for Duke over Carolina before I’d vote for the Prentender in Cheif!

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  10. "That Guy"

    September 21st, 2012

    I was looking for the “brain damaged squirrel” option, but then I saw you already had Joe Biden on the list.

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  11. Mr. Pinko

    September 21st, 2012

    Trig Palin

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  12. the aardvark

    September 21st, 2012

    I’d vote for Mickey Mouse, Alfred E. Newman, Mortimer Snerd etc. before I’d ever vote for Obama.

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  13. Bad Brad

    September 21st, 2012

    Putin, in a heart beat. At least he’s gotta pair.

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  14. Ricky

    September 21st, 2012

    I’d rather vote for Ron Jeremy, I figure we’re gonna get screwed anyway, might as well be done by a professional!

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  15. Xavier

    September 21st, 2012

    A nickel would be right half the time and wouldn’t be costing us a fortune in va-cay. Plus it can’t talk.

    Not perfect but a definite step in the right direction.

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  16. Birdie Num Num

    September 21st, 2012

    Every other living creature on the planet earth including one-celled organisms.
    Even Howie Mandel.

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  17. pissedpatriot30

    September 21st, 2012

    Ebola Virus!!!!!

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  18. shockuhzulu

    September 21st, 2012

    Once satan in his satin robes was mentioned, there was nowhere left to go.

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  19. Unruly Refugee

    September 22nd, 2012

    Honestly, I would vote for a rotten egg before I would vote for the destruction of America.

    Romney has a lot of work ahead of him, and he now has my vote in the mail today.

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  20. Moe Tom

    September 22nd, 2012

    Ted Knight or Ron Whatshisname.

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  21. Col. Angus

    September 22nd, 2012

    Halfy Head?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYmfSbfA5iU
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  22. simply enraged

    September 22nd, 2012

    Richard Nixon’s revenant corpse.

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  23. spymyeyes

    September 22nd, 2012

    I would have to add Jed Clampett to that list.

    He was honest to a fault, would give his money away to worthy causes, was a rightous believer, self-sufficent, and would not hesitate to kick your ass if you needed it done then offer you a hand to help you up off the ground and teach you a verse from “the good book” as he had granny doctor your wounds, ellie give you a puppy, and jethro shoot you some possem’s for supper in their fancy eatin room!

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  24. Anonymous

    September 22nd, 2012

    You forgot Mark Levin’s “empty can of orange juice” option

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  25. FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation

    September 22nd, 2012

    Is Hugo Chavez’s Pelvic Tumor really a person?

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  26. Carlos The Jackal

    September 22nd, 2012

    A Boston Fern

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  27. Tim

    September 22nd, 2012

    Broken wrench.

    Bent tire iron.

    Rusty nuts.

    Crushed soda can.

    The guy who used to stand on New York Ave waving a branch at the passing cars.

    The guy in Suitland who would strip naked and direct traffic.

    The Chicago spit woman.

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  28. pissedpatriot30

    September 22nd, 2012

    A potato peeler to my nut suck (absentee ballot of course)

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