Home - by BigFurHat - September 21, 2012 - 21:13 America/New_York - 28 Comments
Dan Ryan Galt
September 21st, 2012
I didn’t look yet but is Satin on the list?
Crap Nebulae! I meant Satan!
Sorry, you didn’t list my Labrador Ben or the floor mat at the entrance from my deck or even Waldo if we could find the dude!
I went All of the Above, but my suggestions were left in comments there.
Here’s a challenge, come up with a list of people that, given the choice, would make you vote for Barry.
Can’t think of any?
Too bad Pat Paulsen is gone. I’m sure he would have made the list.
Unfortunately, there’s little or no humor in this election year, only desperation.
The Ronulan Army
WHY ISN’T RON PAUL ON THE LIST?
I would even root for Duke over Carolina before I’d vote for the Prentender in Cheif!
I was looking for the “brain damaged squirrel” option, but then I saw you already had Joe Biden on the list.
I’d vote for Mickey Mouse, Alfred E. Newman, Mortimer Snerd etc. before I’d ever vote for Obama.
Putin, in a heart beat. At least he’s gotta pair.
I’d rather vote for Ron Jeremy, I figure we’re gonna get screwed anyway, might as well be done by a professional!
A nickel would be right half the time and wouldn’t be costing us a fortune in va-cay. Plus it can’t talk.
Not perfect but a definite step in the right direction.
Birdie Num Num
Every other living creature on the planet earth including one-celled organisms.
Even Howie Mandel.
Once satan in his satin robes was mentioned, there was nowhere left to go.
September 22nd, 2012
Honestly, I would vote for a rotten egg before I would vote for the destruction of America.
Romney has a lot of work ahead of him, and he now has my vote in the mail today.
Ted Knight or Ron Whatshisname.
Richard Nixon’s revenant corpse.
I would have to add Jed Clampett to that list.
He was honest to a fault, would give his money away to worthy causes, was a rightous believer, self-sufficent, and would not hesitate to kick your ass if you needed it done then offer you a hand to help you up off the ground and teach you a verse from “the good book” as he had granny doctor your wounds, ellie give you a puppy, and jethro shoot you some possem’s for supper in their fancy eatin room!
You forgot Mark Levin’s “empty can of orange juice” option
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
Is Hugo Chavez’s Pelvic Tumor really a person?
Carlos The Jackal
A Boston Fern
Bent tire iron.
Crushed soda can.
The guy who used to stand on New York Ave waving a branch at the passing cars.
The guy in Suitland who would strip naked and direct traffic.
The Chicago spit woman.
A potato peeler to my nut suck (absentee ballot of course)
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