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I feel your pain.

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It’s Nancy Pelosi’s dildo.

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Sit down and let’s talk about whatever pops up!

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“Oh God. Here comes a drunken Hillary naked from the waist down…”

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Sure, I can always make room for you.

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Please, pleeezze Mooch, do not sit down!

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That’s not a cigar.

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Leave the blue dress on.

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Pick an orifice, chair don’t care.

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I did not ruin that blue dress!
It wasn’t me.
What Cigar are you refering to?
Blame it on Hillary.
I did!

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Like what Obama said to our Veterans: ‘I’ve Got Your Back’

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This way you won’t have to worry about slipping out of the chair after a few drinks.

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“Gee, Barry, That Libya thing last week just cost Hil her chance of running for President. Why don’t you come over here like a good boy and sit down so ‘ya know what it feels like to get the royal!”

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And they call this model “The Reverse Cowgirl.”

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They call it the Dildo Chair – oh and it’s also got a penis on the seat.

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Wishful thinking Bill. Either testimony or statements from your former vixen stated that you’re little willie was bent to the left, kind a like your politics.

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Look under the seat, are my nuts sagging?

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oh please, not again?

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Try our my new “Chippendales” chair!

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Special seating designed for reading Monica’s new book!

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“Hah – ahm an easy chair – you new here?”

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Does it come with blue fabric?

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Hey–they have arm chairs. Why not penis chairs?

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Hey baby–come sit on my LOVE SEAT!

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Rococko Style?

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You might want to put some ice on that.

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“Ah left Clint Eastwood speechless.”

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“Don’t tell Reggie ahm a love seat…”

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“Wuhn sahze fits all ehnn everthang, whuthuh yew lahk hit er not”

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“They took me out of the Lincoln Bedroom after someone got shot in the head…”

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Have a seat on mah Duncan Phyfe!!

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“Ha, you think Karma has cursed me. Wait till you see the kind of chair Ted Kennedy wound up being.”

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/4/6/88%20Gag%20Toilet_thumb.jpg

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Do not remove under penalty of law.

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Oh Bill, you have such upstanding qualities and are a pillar to the world community!

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Sorry, Bill was suppose to be talking. Oh, well.

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C’mon preezy, fill this empty chair.

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Hurry, please! Someone put a “wet paint” sign on me. Michelle Obama’s on her way in!

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It turned white after seeing Reno and Hillary by the pale moon light.

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I sure wish my hands weren’t glued to these knobs.

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Have a seat , and tell me all about how we insulted your prophet .

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Have a seat , and tell me all about how we insulted your prophet . I’ll have the wife apologize .

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You’re gonna get screwed one way or another, might as well have a seat.

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Not a caption. But wouldn’t it have been great if clint Eastwood brought this chair with him onto the stage of the RNC!

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Trust me, this is bigger than my cigar.

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The BAR Association gave Bill this as a prize for beating a dozen sexual harassment lawsuits.

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“At least my chair isn’t empty like obama’s is.”

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“I am not an empty chair”

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“It still works on new interns”

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Viagra – it isn’t for limp dicked Prezzy’s any more!

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Looks like Clinton bought the cat unicorn horn and didn’t have a cat.

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I sure hope that is stainproof vinyl…

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It’s called the reelection chair, America, and you’ll be stuck on it for four years.

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Check it out! I got it straightened! And reupholstered to not show stains.

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Yea Baby I’d tell ya what it “is” if I knew what “is” is.

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yeeeeeea Baby, best gig I’ve had since being prez!

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I’mma make Obama sit on this and spin like a top. then I’mma make him a one term present-dunce.

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Also, BFH you are such a kinky bastige.

Where DO you find these type of things? In Pelosi’s attic?

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Here Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy . . .

Forget Obama, I’ll give you a thrill you wont soon forget.

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Have a seat. I call it the commander’s chair from Star Trek, aka “the captain’s log.” Guaranteed to make you see stars.

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I’m still the Commander in Chief.
And I salute you!

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Hey, O’Bumble….march your skinny black ass over her and have a seat so I can hear you bark like a dawwwwwwg!!

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I’m your eiderdown now. But a few years ago you’d be getting us our coffee.

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Don’t be silly, that’s just my Nintendo Wii controller.

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“Pay no attention to that creepy feeling…I’m just a chair…have a seat!”

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Elizabeth Warren’s ‘Scrotum Pole’

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“Told y’all I’d end up back in the White House.”

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I just hope its Monika and not Barry that comes through that door.

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Please don’t let them footsteps I hear approaching the door to be Hillaries.

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Not bad for a white chair, eh ladies?

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Little Rock Birthing Chair

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Arkansas Rocking Chair

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Standard 0bama 2012 Voting Chair

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Doesn’t vibrate. Just shocks the life out of you and your country.

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the 2012 viagra model.

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Not sure if anyone has commented on it but the other night Jimmy Kimmel had a little skit called “Horney Romney”.
They actually had a muppet Romney in a bed with an erection.
They are really desperate. The party of Clinton, Edwards, Kennedy, Weiner, etc. tries to pin some BS on Romney?
I had thought Kimmel wasn’t as bad as the others, but now he is on the do-not-watch-because-he-is-an-asshole list.

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Oh shit! I missed a good one!!!

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Clinton’s stimulus plan for 1/2 of the country.

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I DID NOT have sexual relations with that ottoman!

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Heh Ms. Flowers-time to de-flower

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Barney Franks seat is open now.

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When Barack needs to relax.

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I’m laughing too hard to come with one!!

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Have a seat. Let’s see what pops up.

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Sit Down BArry!

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