Home - by BigFurHat - September 21, 2012 - 18:01 America/New_York - 90 Comments
September 21st, 2012
I feel your pain.
It’s Nancy Pelosi’s dildo.
“That? Oh, nothin’…it’s just a busted spring. Have a seat!”
Sit down and let’s talk about whatever pops up!
“Oh God. Here comes a drunken Hillary naked from the waist down…”
Sure, I can always make room for you.
Please, pleeezze Mooch, do not sit down!
eternal cracker p
It depends on what the definition of chair is…
That’s not a cigar.
Leave the blue dress on.
Gawd I hate being the assigned seat for Madeleine Albright!!!
Pick an orifice, chair don’t care.
I did not ruin that blue dress!
It wasn’t me.
What Cigar are you refering to?
Blame it on Hillary.
Like what Obama said to our Veterans: ‘I’ve Got Your Back’
This way you won’t have to worry about slipping out of the chair after a few drinks.
Phyllis (N/W Jersey)
“Gee, Barry, That Libya thing last week just cost Hil her chance of running for President. Why don’t you come over here like a good boy and sit down so ‘ya know what it feels like to get the royal!”
And they call this model “The Reverse Cowgirl.”
They call it the Dildo Chair – oh and it’s also got a penis on the seat.
Wishful thinking Bill. Either testimony or statements from your former vixen stated that you’re little willie was bent to the left, kind a like your politics.
Look under the seat, are my nuts sagging?
oh please, not again?
Try our my new “Chippendales” chair!
Special seating designed for reading Monica’s new book!
“Hah – ahm an easy chair – you new here?”
Does it come with blue fabric?
“Ah never had sex with that cushion…”
Hey–they have arm chairs. Why not penis chairs?
Hey baby–come sit on my LOVE SEAT!
You might want to put some ice on that.
The Erectic Chair at The Arkansas State Peniltentiary
That’s why they call me “The Washington Post”
(h/t Dennis Miller)
“Ah left Clint Eastwood speechless.”
“Don’t tell Reggie ahm a love seat…”
“Wuhn sahze fits all ehnn everthang, whuthuh yew lahk hit er not”
“They took me out of the Lincoln Bedroom after someone got shot in the head…”
Have a seat on mah Duncan Phyfe!!
“Ha, you think Karma has cursed me. Wait till you see the kind of chair Ted Kennedy wound up being.”
Do not remove under penalty of law.
Oh Bill, you have such upstanding qualities and are a pillar to the world community!
Sorry, Bill was suppose to be talking. Oh, well.
C’mon preezy, fill this empty chair.
Hurry, please! Someone put a “wet paint” sign on me. Michelle Obama’s on her way in!
It turned white after seeing Reno and Hillary by the pale moon light.
Stranded in Sonoma
I sure wish my hands weren’t glued to these knobs.
Have a seat , and tell me all about how we insulted your prophet .
Have a seat , and tell me all about how we insulted your prophet . I’ll have the wife apologize .
Juan over X
You’re gonna get screwed one way or another, might as well have a seat.
Not a caption. But wouldn’t it have been great if clint Eastwood brought this chair with him onto the stage of the RNC!
Trust me, this is bigger than my cigar.
The BAR Association gave Bill this as a prize for beating a dozen sexual harassment lawsuits.
“At least my chair isn’t empty like obama’s is.”
FreeMan & Sarah on Vacation
“I am not an empty chair”
“It still works on new interns”
Viagra – it isn’t for limp dicked Prezzy’s any more!
Looks like Clinton bought the cat unicorn horn and didn’t have a cat.
I sure hope that is stainproof vinyl…
It’s called the reelection chair, America, and you’ll be stuck on it for four years.
Check it out! I got it straightened! And reupholstered to not show stains.
Yea Baby I’d tell ya what it “is” if I knew what “is” is.
yeeeeeea Baby, best gig I’ve had since being prez!
I’mma make Obama sit on this and spin like a top. then I’mma make him a one term present-dunce.
Also, BFH you are such a kinky bastige.
Where DO you find these type of things? In Pelosi’s attic?
Loaded for Buffalo
Here Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy . . .
Forget Obama, I’ll give you a thrill you wont soon forget.
Have a seat. I call it the commander’s chair from Star Trek, aka “the captain’s log.” Guaranteed to make you see stars.
I’m still the Commander in Chief.
And I salute you!
Hey, O’Bumble….march your skinny black ass over her and have a seat so I can hear you bark like a dawwwwwwg!!
I’m your eiderdown now. But a few years ago you’d be getting us our coffee.
Don’t be silly, that’s just my Nintendo Wii controller.
Carlos The Jackal
“Pay no attention to that creepy feeling…I’m just a chair…have a seat!”
Elizabeth Warren’s ‘Scrotum Pole’
“Told y’all I’d end up back in the White House.”
I just hope its Monika and not Barry that comes through that door.
Please don’t let them footsteps I hear approaching the door to be Hillaries.
Not bad for a white chair, eh ladies?
Little Rock Birthing Chair
Arkansas Rocking Chair
Standard 0bama 2012 Voting Chair
Doesn’t vibrate. Just shocks the life out of you and your country.
September 22nd, 2012
the 2012 viagra model.
Not sure if anyone has commented on it but the other night Jimmy Kimmel had a little skit called “Horney Romney”.
They actually had a muppet Romney in a bed with an erection.
They are really desperate. The party of Clinton, Edwards, Kennedy, Weiner, etc. tries to pin some BS on Romney?
I had thought Kimmel wasn’t as bad as the others, but now he is on the do-not-watch-because-he-is-an-asshole list.
Snowball the Sourpuss
Oh shit! I missed a good one!!!
Major Mal function
Clinton’s stimulus plan for 1/2 of the country.
I DID NOT have sexual relations with that ottoman!
Heh Ms. Flowers-time to de-flower
Barney Franks seat is open now.
Maudie N Mandeville
When Barack needs to relax.
I’m laughing too hard to come with one!!
September 23rd, 2012
Have a seat. Let’s see what pops up.
September 26th, 2012
Sit Down BArry!
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